recently I started drawing a series called ✨Strange Planet✨ here is a thread of these comics https://t.co/WcqCOljAIJ

they let me write the headline

It's not about being ready someday, it's about being ready every day. Train at home with your own personal VR shooting simulator.

The game deciding shot by Napheesa Collier is NASTY 😈 THE @minnesotalynx TAKE GAME 1 OF THE #WNBAFinals presented by @YouTubeTV WITH A FINAL SCORE OF 95-93

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Vice President Harris: There are so many people in our country who fall in the Sandwich Generation. They're taking care of their kids and they're taking care of their aging parents. It’s just almost impossible to do it all. So I am proposing that we allow Medicare to cover

“Simultaneously hilarious, thoughtful, and bizarre! . . . Extremely re-readable and full of magnificent details.”—@nathanwpyle Happy pub day to @HannahHillam's CAT PEOPLE! 😻 https://t.co/bC7NRVuL5O

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When you check a futures quote, you will see a bid and an ask price. The bid is what traders will pay; the ask is what they will sell for, and the difference, the spread, is the trading cost.

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I grew up in raccoon leg and then moved to moose neck

the ignorance tone

how many regions have u lived in (out of 10) 🐳 🦁 🦬 🐴 🦝 🐻 🐊 🦀 🫎

1/ Citadel got DeFi wrong. Today, DEF, @a16z, @DigitalChamber, @orca_so, @theblockprof, & @UniswapFND wrote to @SECGov in response to @citsecurities' letter misrepresenting how DeFi technology works. Why this group? Citadel blatantly miscited us, and we feel obligated to

Moderator: Just to clarify, Springfield’s Haitian migrants have legal status Vance: The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check

IT'S HEEEERE! "Adulthood is a Gift" is finally out TODAY! I'm so proud of this collection--I always knew I wanted to do five books, and now, with the fifth, I feel like I've told the story of Sarah's Scribbles. Snag your copy here! https://t.co/TVpNlE9SKc

For those learning English - foresight is “seeing” and predicting the future but foresight is not done by a foreman. (A foreman oversees a worksite to avoid oversights.)

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Your Jeep deserves more than just a traditional lift kit — it deserves an AccuAir Dynamic Lift Kit.

Asheville, North Carolina, is submerged by widespread flooding caused by Hurricane Helene:

An autumn cartoon that feels appropriate in London today...

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imagine someone who was on the fence about implicating their family in crimes asked God for a sign and then drove past this restaurant

This January