dads driving to the airport at 3am for a flight at 10am

That settles it

RT @packyM: Look, my meme dealer is as exhausted as you are, but the net present value of Ramp’s future cashflows has increased by $6.5 bil….

RT @airHQ: According to @nathanallebach there should be rest for the wicked (see: social media managers). On this week's episode of Out To….

THE PLOT THICKENS: the grifter girl pretending to be the Astronomer CEO’s daughter to shill a manifestation app stole videos from THIS girl .

s/o to my wife Chelsea for sending me down this rabbit hole. She commented on the manifestation app’s account and they “folded” her comment so that’s cool

Misinfo on tiktok is crazy. This grifter girl posted a video claiming to be the Astronomer CEO’s daughter, went mega viral, now she’s shilling some manifestation app and people are eating it up, all while she approves every comment to avoid getting called out

RT @milkkarten: i love @nathanallebach’s perspective on “aging out” of social media from today’s newsletter

With peace and love to my fellow brand shills, companies need to stop posting the same 5 slang memes in every video comment section

Tree roots rock

Dangerously closing in on eating an entire stick of kerrygold per day.

A new brand has entered the absurdist arena with an absolute banger: Pine-Sol

Every day we stray further from god’s light

Props to the HBO Max team for letting their social team lean into the meme

Add it to the history of Brand Twitter.

Tariffproofing by kerrygoldmaxxing

RT @eglyman: Businesses are dropping ad spend fast. April @tryramp spend data showed 54% froze or cut budgets with retail leading at 61%. A….

It's been 4 years since the beef with ole Neil 🥲

This reiterates how horny and “unhinged” content spelled the end for unique brand personas. There will always be exceptions who break through the noise with creative angles, but as time goes on, tools, algorithms, and human behavior all lead marketers to the lowest hanging fruit.

RT @jamieloftusHELP: new sixteenth minute about the steakumm saga and how advertising imposed political views on a company producing hot do….