Not me considering asking the executors of my Dads will for some money to go and see a SW for much needed cuddles. Don't know how many times I'm going to be at the base of the Blue Mountains now that my Dads passed.

May I offer US friends an Australian proverb in these trying times: Yeah nah shit's pretty fucked ay

Wondering what life will be like without the safety net they've always provided. I was still trying to accept losing my Sister and Mum days apart and now I need to learn who I am without my parents.

How has it been a week already? How has it been 298 weeks? How have I lost 4 of my closest people? My Partner. My Sister. My Mother. My father. 5 years of grief that keeps on growing. I'm so numb right now, I guess it's my way of dealing. Going through my parents possessions.

Who wants to PayPal me $50 for a Machine Gun Fellatio tee. You can choose which one.

Today's work outfit 💚

Dancing doggo

Just updated my @youpay_official with cash and some uber eats! Anyone wanna shout me some lunch!? https://t.co/Z3OnRFN4ZE

I forgot to take my make up off before I fell asleep.

If I was on Tinder, this would be my profile picture.

I don't often dress masc, but when I do, it's still kinda femme 🤷🏼‍♀️

I so tired. Like, tired deep down in my booooones.

Just living my best Lord of the Rings life.

https://t.co/VywJ8TaFnm

Pastel freckles 🎉

my favorite kate middleton tweets so i don’t have to bookmark everything, an ongoing thread 🧵

@DoorDash_Help

Also may want to update online customer support on the whole thing on McDonald's using DoorDash in Australia and being nice to customers. Being told it's not possible for that to happens a bit off putting.

Hey @DoorDash @maccas - it's been 2 months now and I've contacted you numerous times about an order your store cancelled and getting a refund. Despite being told it's processing and should be in my bank in a few business days. It's still not been received.

If I ever got married, my dream is to have Jeffster perform at it. Yes, I'm rewatching Chuck. #jeffster #chuck