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N A T A S H A ✨ Full-time Real Estate Negotiator (REN21526) ✨ #MarieMembeli for Shopee finds. project listings link below 👇🏻
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Orang Ganu. Saya nak menjual ni habaq siap siap. Opportunity for you to own a hotel unit without buying the whole hotel.
Setuju tak ada masalah dengan hospitality market Kuala Terengganu? Area cantik, hotel dia 🫠
Saya nak book ❌ sold out
Harga 200 per room minimum
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Fine dining below RM40 for 2 pax? View KLCC, kereta park valet 😂😂😂
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Aku takde anak pun aku exhausted gila how y’all do this????? Work and be a mom?????? Work and be a responsible dad???? Literally working at all times of the day???? Y’all crazy strong. That’s whack.
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TTC 5 years, 2 jam hantar pengasuh, meninggal.
That’s crazy. I would sue them sampai 70 keturunan.
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Jangan pakai pantyliner, jangan pakai hygiene products. Underwear dah setahun tu buang. Kalau ada discharge kenali apa maksud discharge you. Kalau sampai berbau pi beli antibiotic or yeast cream.
Kalau ada discharge berbau, rendam all underwear in HOT BOILING WATER or change…
Baca kat replies ada yang cakap dia pakai pantyliner setiap hari. GIRL, STOP DOING THAT. It will irritate your vulva.
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“Aku disaman sejuta”
Budak sekolah sekarang masih kena buat essay “aku sebatang pencil” ke? Ke dah maju “aku sebijik iPhone”
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Dia ni memang orang susah. Mak ayah dia buta jual tisu nak sara anak anak. Ni dia baruuuu je berjaya sebab dok buat tiktok lah apa lah.
Nak suruh miskin sampai mati ke apa.
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Mulakan thread baru di bawah untuk kucing terpaling puasa 2024. I’ll start.
Thread kucing berpuasa. Sila sambung dengan kucing anda yang penat seharian berpuasa :
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Taking this opportunity to betulkan this misconception. The libresse packaging pictures are of the vulva. The vagina is the inner “canal”. Say it with me V U L V A 🙌🏼
Let’s start using the correct terms for our bodies.
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My teladan : my grandparents who still cuddle, dance together, kiss each other lepas nenek I mandi. Nak apa semua atuk I buatkan. Satu lagi perangai diorang, tidur atas katil berhimpit sebab tak boleh too far 😂
Picture taken a few hours ago and them dancing semalam.
Asyik baca kes anon mengadu suami / isteri tak kena je ni risau juga ye.
Cuba share benda-benda yang baik pasal partner u kat sini pulak supaya dapat restore keyakinan or boleh buat jadi teladan.
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Anyway you know who else is disgusting?
Ya’ll 👍🏽 sampah sarap bertimbun tak reti lah nak buang.
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Nothing is yours. Your health, wealth, jodoh. If satu nikmat kena tarik, itu memang akan jadi, kenapa nak terkejut. Jangan rasa entitled sangat semua benda hakmilik you forever sedangkan mati esok pun adalah satu kemungkinan.
Focus on your growth towards being a good human.
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Kenapa Gen Z type tak mula dengan caps lock. It’s automatic. It starts with a capital letter. Why do you choose to make every letter small? Extra effort nak ensure first letter kecik. I need to know.
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PAI tak PAI skang ni please introduce subjects on adulting like taxes, investment, financial literacy in high school. Tolong lah. Penat lah dah nak masuk 33 pun tak reti tax macam haram. Pastu tengok duit tax tu pi kat Istana pulak sementara ko tidur tilam secondhand.
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I wanna be called “wanita luarbiasa” by my husband while he is being interviewed on international television.
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You want to tinjau what ah? We all tinjau on social media pin tau dah keadaan sangat kritikal. Waste of space waste of resources. “Saya nak tinjau banjir”
Di lokasi “oh. Ya. Banjir”
Bodo sial gaji ratus ribu tapi serupa ajk kelab ping pong
#Banjir
: PM
@IsmailSabri60
turun padang awal pagi Ahad meninjau situasi semasa kejadian banjir di Kampung Bukit Lanchong, Putera Heights.
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Start removing fragrances from your lives. That fabric softener? Ruining your clothes AND hormones. You got kids? It’s probably ruining their hormones too.
Do some light reading on this. It’s quite scary.
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They live in my mind rent free. He takes care of her so well (I dok terjebak tengok tt depa) and she absolutely loves him. They adore each other.
Buruk tak buruk di mata kau babe they are living their best life together and are ✨unbothered✨
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Macam macam isu SPR ni.
1. Orang nak pakai lesen instead of IC dia tak bagi.
2. Orang kidal nak celup tangan kanan dia tak bagi.
3. Suddenly name registered as postal voter.
4. Suddenly dah ada orang vote on behalf.
Apa ni ah? Serious sedikit bangsat lah perangai macam ni
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Fml I forgot I’m a small business owner (lebih kurang) and ummmm my receipts are non existent 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 bagus. Apa tips organise receipts korang.
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When dealing with “agents” always ask for their license/ REN tag. Dapat number dia REN12345 boleh check dekat or google “check ren number”. Tag should look like this. License ni kena renew yearly. Kalau takde license jangan deal or report to board.
Biasanya aku tweet recommend servis/produk. Harini aku tweet untuk korang elak deal dengan property agent ni.
Eventho dah bayar booking dan signed, last minit 7 days before pindah we lost the unit. Dia naikkan rent kalau nak juga rumah. That left us w/o a house sbb kena move out.
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Benda basic macam mandi pun tak dapat. Apatah lagi beranak, no clean water, no anaesthesia. Nak tidur takut itu last tutup mata.
Warga oku? Pekak tak dengar bom. Buta tak boleh cari jalan keluar. Yang sakit? Yang tengah period?
Mampus lah kau zionis. I spit at your graves.
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Generasi muda yang mak ayah sibuk nak anak terpaling english have become human beings who forego Bahasa Melayu. Peribahasa tak pandai, English pun tak perfect. Soon our culture will die out and it’s absolutely our fault.
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It’s not just BN. A vote for PN = BN. They have to form government with BN nak cukupkan seats 112 tu. A vote for PN is a vote for bringing BN into governance as well.
Explain this to your friends, family, parents.
Anak muda dah bersuara! Goof.
Kelantan tgh banjir. Kita pula dipaksa sibuk berPRU sbb BN lapar kuasa.
Kali ini jom kita Benam BN Betul2.
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I saw omputih buat excel sheet recipe apa dia nak masak for that week auto keluar bahan yang diperlukan so you know what to buy and in what quantity.
I need that for masakan melayu. Siapa boleh buat jual weh kat Shopee. Aku sanggup bayar.
kalau beli barang dapur, korang plan dulu nak masak apa ataupun random je beli nanti fikir
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Ingat tak nenek yang lipat baju macam kat gudang kain tu? Dapur dia lagi tiptop. Embah ni askar ke semua teratur lengkap bersih. Idola bethol!!!!!!
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Susah gak tengok mintak rumah harga murah, bila dapat beli pergi sewakan pulak. Rumah Selangorku tak boleh sewa kan 👀 you’re taking away someone else’s ability to provide for their family while you use it as an investment. Not cool :(
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Fun fact : breast reduction is more expensive then breast implants. You boleh scoliosis kalau breast heavier than your body frame.
Bras made for bigger cups mostly macam Marks and Spencer. So jadi lah mahal harganya. Cheapest is 150.
Ingat tetek besar tak penat ke bawak? Sakit bahu. Sakit belakang. Salah beli bra, berbekas badan. Bra dah la mahal. Tetek kecik salah tetek besar salah. Tetek ni jugak la kau nyonyot nanti. Kote kecik ye la function sikit, lepas makan boleh tolong cungkil gigi
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Bijak la juga Zus ni. Orang dah beralih ke local brands sejak boycott awareness ni meningkat. What better way to do so than lift more local talents. Memang hebat. Sales must be soaring.
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Aku sejak tengok documentary si Selena ni aku dah menyampah dengan perangai dia. Memang sejenis self centered. Idc if you’re a chronic illness girlie. Doesn’t warrant being an asshole nor does it warrant being a massive dumbass.
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Betul. Laki pun kalau asyik nak lepak mamak pi kawen dengan mamak jangan kawen dengan kami.
To all modern wife, if you want to get married but still want this alone time now and then, i recommend you not to get married at all.
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You’ve heard of 3rd degree burns? White phosphorus causes 5th degree burns. To the BONE. It is ILLEGAL to use on war yet it’s used so frequently by Israel. We’ve yet to see Netanyahu charged for his war crimes. Hoping it happens in my lifetime.
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Kenapa tak ambil model Chinese or Indian or Chindian or Serani etc. must be omputih why ya?
@mulwaree
Xpe takyah beli 😊 Alhamdulillah kalau xnak beli. Atleast saya cuba jaga aurat model melayu
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Under Strata Act 2013 you cannot sidai baju dekat balcony. Because this is what it looks like. If every balcony ada baju, tak cantik memandang. Kurang value di situ. Use the designated yard area or a dryer. Sama-sama bagi condo facade kita lawa. Value tinggi. Nak jual untung 👍🏽
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I need to know where they shot the movie. Ipoh ke? That house is BEAUTIFUL. PLS DONT EVER CHANGE.
About a small family business facing pastry shop competition, netflix’s
#Dough
isn’t my usual palate but it’s baked to perfection, ranging from the talented cast’s natural line deliveries to the excellent cinematography. Sedap doh cerita ni (oven if it hits too close to home 🥲)
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I cannot stress enough how beautiful this is. Cyberjaya property. Freehold. Starting at RM1.1mil JE and please dont kecam, for this price and tenure and LOOK this is theoretically speaking - A STEAL!!!! Gila lawa please. Few units left. Complete 2023 🌺
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Kalau baru start pakai credit card teach yourself only to buy things you can afford and niat pakai cc tu sebagai pengumpul points dan bukti good paymaster untuk ambil loan in the future.
Contoh : nak beli dyson vacuum 3,000. 🧵
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Sumbat 20 pax in a airbnb for 6 pax and call it family day.
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Ye saya setuju mereka bersalah berhimpun di Dataran Merdeka.
Kita semua tahu kalau nak berhimpun, lokasinya mestilah Bukit Damansara.
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Korang dah google belum why chainsaws were invented?
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Twidder : pakai lawa lawa untuk suami
The face my husband sees in the morning :
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If I lived closer to PJ/KL this makes sense too.
(Divided monthly)
Axia 400 + toll maybe 100 + minyak 200 + service 60 + insurance 60 + misc 50 + parking 100 = RM970 per month
She wins on opportunity cost boleh buat kerja while being driven
@pedoqpop
I travel with grab everyday, amount yang aku letak tepi untuk Grab adalah RM 1000 sebulan.
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Korang ni bodoh ek expose tempat tinggal orang dekat socmed? “Sis you duduk xxxxxx kannnnnn”
Tiber reply : “aah dia ni duduk xxxxx i tau sebab jiran I”. Shut up????? Please jangan jadi annoying.
Orang tak jawab tu ada sebab.
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Not that tagline mama
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She’s all grown!???!??????
Some BBC Dad content:
Marion had a flute performance the other day. She got very excited. And James, well, he’s good at making trouble
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Inca doing ultrasound to check her bladder. Macam lah paham tengok ultrasound sendiri.
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Did our passports last minute. Here’s my timeline.
1. I took a professional pic at a studio RM25 for softcopy. K ambil gambar pakai iPhone and edit sendiri on Adobe (I think). Both accepted.
2. Masa I nak upload server was down for 3 hours. At 11pm baru boleh proceed
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Tahniah. Ingat awak dapat ayam goreng tadi.
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We’re turning our small bedroom into an open wardrobe. We used to pakai the standing IKEA Mulig racks but …. not enough space 💀 because I like most of my clothes hung and seen (some Marie Kondo principles). Step 1 : Clean and clear
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Pro tip : what kind of person are you? If you’re a morning person then an East facing unit is good. If you’re an afternoon - evening person then West facing gives you this kind of sunset lighting. If you pi kerja pagi pagi tak boleh enjoy sunrise then it doesn’t matter :/
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If you want love and marriage advice, ask divorcees.
So to my strong janda and duda, what’s your advice to newlyweds or just married people on general?
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I think a lot of people are missing the point. A lot of us are not just ANTI PN. We are ANTI CORRUPT POLITICIANS. So just because Muhyiddin dah letak jawatan tak semestinya happy yang naik tu dari PH tapi masalahnya alahai our pool is so SHITE. TUA GANYANG SIBUK NAK JADI PM.
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Don’t ask if you only expect yes as an answer. I love that this lady set boundaries for herself.
It’s a huge task to look after people’s belongings???? Like damn
Asked the girl next to me at Starbucks if she could watch my stuff when I went to the bathroom and she said “I’ve got enough on my plate can you ask someone else”
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Only accepting tips kahwin dari nenek atuk I yang umur 70 masih cium pipi lepas mandi pastu cakap “smell so nice. Mwah!” And dance together like they’re 25. Also tips from the people around me like my aunt and uncle in the background who absolutely kill it at communicating.
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Sis bitter. This is the same Klinik hantar LOD dekat I sebab I tweet about them giving me wrong info. Dia kata breast scan I clear. Pergi Avisena doctor tu terkejut sebab cyst I sangat lah banyak. I tweeted about different types of ultrasound. Dia nak saman aku ya. Elok lah viral
Sykt / Klinik melayu
Smp skrg blm byr gaji staff walaupun tinggal beberapa hari lagi nak sambut hariraya.
Ini yang patt di boikot sebenarnya
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@meinmokhtar
Sedih nya dapat suami berkira. Kesian anak dapat bapak berkira. Tak ada ihsan langsung. Sekadar derma sperma tu mudah sangat kerja kau bang. Kata lelaki kuat, tunjang utama, ketua keluarga. Wanok pun nak half half.
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Aku rasa kena buat video macam mana nak elak disappointed cari rumah online. Nampak lokasi best. Harga best. Nanti bila tanya aik kat Dengkil??? Macam mana search Subang jadi Dengkil.
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Kena pecah kereta tadi. Dia pecah tingkap belakang. Cari barang. Nothing much missing. They tried to open the boot from the seat.
Long story short kalau bawak laptop ke apa jangan tinggal dalam kereta mahupun boot. Peringatan!
Kami ok takde barang berharga hilang. Tapi
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Thread kucing berpuasa. Sila sambung dengan kucing anda yang penat seharian berpuasa :
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I don’t think we respect the month of Ramadhan enough but totally different take. We overspend, on food, there’s wastage, buang sampah merata, jalan jem hon tak bersabar, beli baju 5 pasang sorang tanpa keperluan, semua benda tak elok yang sepatutnya kita perbaiki.
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When looking for a home here are some tips to consider that you may not have thought of before :
1. Location for two reasons. One : distance to work. Kalau you beli jauh tapi murah, you still spend on petrol, maintenance, toll and extra expenses which sometimes adds up to a lot
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Most my exes spoke pretty good english. Tapi ada sorang tu cakap english je. So aku buat lawak sg buloh dia tak paham. Belajar international school. So it fizzled. Which is great. I don’t respect the english language enough to use it as a prerequisite.
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All the quote tweets are things I hear from past clients & friends all the time.
Living further because you wanted a landed property, or bcs it was slightly cheaper, memang tak berbaloi kalau you own a home but barely spend time in it. Ulang alik kl 4 jam is 0 quality of life.
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