Last weekend "SNL," this weekend a win at @MartinsvilleSwy. What a week for America's power couple #Sabyrona

William Byron apparently weighs 65 pounds

Look I know @WilliamByron and @KyleLarsonRacin are really happy right now but @dennyhamlin and @chasebriscoe have about an hour head start on Phoenix sim #NASCAR

Hey universe stop making me believe in this even-year crap

10 YEARS AGO. WILLY B YOU BETTER MATCH THIS ENTHUSIASM. HE WAS LIKE 15 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU WHEN HE DID THIS.

The 2026 Spire Christmas party

This race is a two-liter of Diet Coke and the 77 is the Mento

This is like chasing a guy through a crowded subway car

Jan. 1, 2026 at Spire Motorsports

"HEY CHRIS YOU PROBABLY HAVE 8 LAPS LEFT, CAN I GET BY PLEASE"

"...weren't Chase and Denny just sitting here..."

https://t.co/wqlfgsKs8R

Of course @ToddGilliland_ finished fifth in that stage. Dude's been locked in all weekend.

.@SpireMotorsport's team-building exercises are weird

Bro just hit an asteroid

If SVG were to win this they would have to change the grandfather clock into kilominutes or whatever the metric system measurement of time is. Milli-hours and centiseconds I think. #NASCAR

Strategy call: "Lebowski"

.@Blaney's nephew must have stolen the radio and given him one hell of a pep talk during the early part of this stage #NASCAR

https://t.co/M7yOOGTINg

The first two-tire guinea pig should get one point. They're the first person you push into the haunted house to find out where all the jump scares are. We salute you, Michael McDowell, if you can see us way back there. #NASCAR