When Nova says she wants to wear the baseball bow and I ask her which one (we have a lot of baseball bows) and she says the orange one. It’s an @astros bow. I’m so proud. 🥹

Some of y’all have completely outsourced your critical thinking to influencers and it shows. You’ve lost the ability to ask simple questions. You’ve shut your brain off and allowed yourself to be swept up by compelling narratives that don’t actually add up. And the rot is so

Nova throws corn in the corn pit and yells “Praise the Lord!!”

Not the Yankees!

BREAKING: Active shooting at a Grand Blanc, MI church. Multiple victims reported. Police say the shooter is down and the threat neutralized. Church is on fire. Pray.

The Astros were eliminated on this pitch. What a way to perfectly encapsulate their worst season in almost a decade.

Astros don’t make the postseason. Things are going to look very different.

I was the only one to get final jeopardy today so suck it.

"If words are literally violence...then killing someone for what they say is self-defense. This line of thinking is exactly what got Charlie Kirk killed." @conservmillen

Nova’s bad dream in her words. Daddy was walking and trying to go to work and I said “no daddy just stay here.” So I didn’t like daddy in my dream.

When even your family forgets about your daughter’s first birthday party…that’s fun.

Nova says “ringle bells” instead of “jingle bells” and honestly it makes so much sense.

Spot the difference… Charlie Kirk vigil vs George Floyd riot We are not the same.

my entire life i voted democrat donated the max to obama, got a photo and had him talk about my toe-shoes on the stump pulled my kid out of preschool in 2016 after trump won because their teacher was maga voted kamala last year today i registered republican.

This morning, an innocent 3-year-old girl is going to wake up not knowing that her whole world has been turned upside down. 💔

A while ago, probably in 2017, I appeared on Tucker Carlson's Fox show to talk about God knows what. Afterwards a name I barely knew sent me a DM on twitter and told me I did a great job. It was Charlie Kirk, and that moment of kindness began a friendship that lasted until today.

So many prayers. His little kids 😭 YOU CAN DISAGREE AND EVEN HATE SOMEONE WITHOUT KILLING THEM

Pray for Charlie & his beautiful family. Charlie is a good man who engaged respectfully with young voters he disagreed with. He did not deserve this.

Nova just told me @RemedyDrive was her favorite and I told her that made my heart happier than she could ever imagine.

*sitting in traffic* Me: Goooo Nova: Bruh, go!

Of all the weird left wing culture wars in the last few years, this is by far the most bizarre. “How dare you pray for innocent people in the midst of tragedy?!” What are you even talking about?