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c h r i s

@mych3micalswift

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media consumer by night, asleep by day.

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Long overdue for some cuddles

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this is absolutely sending me

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“Emails were invented in 1971.” People before 1971:

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told oomf i’m a people pleaser and he said “name three people that are actually pleased with you”

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America you have two choices this November

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Pig eye vs human eye

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Sheinbaum's Strongest Soldier

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If Biden loses in 2024, which Cautious Democrat will you endorse for 2028?

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he saw the dune bucket video

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Russia adds “LGBT movement” to their list of terrorist/extremist groups.

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*breeds you* (as a friend)

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3 years

oh she’s mad mad

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2 months

“im a top” yeah top 0.05% of Charli XCX listeners

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3 years

nothing can prepare you for this video

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2 months

This is how boys who flirt with the 🥺 emoji like to sleep at night

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3 years

we didn’t listen but she spilled here

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2 months

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

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6 months

the left one is a 2pm pizza and the right one is a 2am pizza

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90% of being gay is just spending money

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3 months

Babe are you ok? You’ve barely worn your scarfagina

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3 years

i have officially turned into this kind of person

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2 years

it me

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3 years

“what year were you born in?” “two thous—“

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3 months

this and a twink

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2 years

6 months with him🫶

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3 years

i have never been more seen lmaoo

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3 years

exactly what she said

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2 years

me and who👉👈

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1 year

why did they have gindr up until their wedding day??

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1 year

hey

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I know y’all have at least one picture👀

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I would literally die for this man

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2 years

drunk n h word

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3 years

just googled my symptoms and turns out i need to kiss oomf

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2 years

i need this today

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2 months

No one talks about how this movie’s soundtracks were bangers after bangers

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3 years

normalize topping your friends

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3 months

the reviews are in…it’s perfect

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4 years

@TakeForGrantd Your job is now to tell people that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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2 years

they both said yes💍💍

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6 months

enjoying the mile high club

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2 years

finally caught the gay with my hand

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4 years

the way he just nailed it

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11 months

gay republicans voting conservative

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3 years

my mental health be like

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2 years

me after 2 vodka sodas

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2 years

logged on only to see my crush tweet about how he “got his hole destroyed last night”

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7 months

rip to my apt🫠

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1 year

@WashTimes @WashTimesOpEd you could say thank you at least??

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3 years

me and one particular oomf

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@sumerclub

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3 years

i don’t have anything to promote, just have a good day❤️

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3 years

when will it be my turn smh

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4 years

If Texas goes blue I will post h*le

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2 years

me and who

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2 years

interact w this if u wanna be in my 🟢 i’d rather it be consensual

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2 years

do you personally care about your partner’s dick size?

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3 years

i heard bulge pics are popular

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what i mean when i ask for a goodnight kiss

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24/7 365

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4 years

@sandyhonig @GKuhlenschmidt so this is what a stroke feels like

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3 years

when THE FUCK did everyone find a boyfriend during quarantine

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trusted a man again

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2 years

my man is double caked up

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2 years

zoom attire

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5 months

welp single again

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2 years

me after sending one email

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2 years

coming out as a gay who often enjoys cuddling more than sex

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3 years

when you accidentally post bulge on main

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3 years

one of my new year’s resolutions: stop following/enabling selfish performative gays

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2 years

thinking about so many of you

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2 years

@lefthandedhater yall just hate to see her happy lmaoo stay pressed🤭

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2 years

will delete when i wake up, goodnight x

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N e way

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currently in the process of gaslighting him that three people is too many

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2 years

just saw the calamari video…

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2 years

when he says he likes cooked meals

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2 years

he⛓o boys

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like bffr

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Son, can we skip November 2024 and just go directly to 2028 with 2 new candidates

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I’ve been thinking…the main reason gay men have a higher rate of body dysmorphia than straights is because we as gay men have somehow based all, if not most, of our activities and fun around being at least somewhat naked and unclothed; clubs, beaches, festivals,parties,..

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i can do it with a broken heart 🦋

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8 months

My grandma passed away today without me being even able to say goodbye because I no longer talk to my homophobic family…I haven’t seen her in person in 6 years and last time we spoke was over 2 years ago…i will miss you very dearly grandma❤️

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