RT @InkMasterbator: Elon never spends time with his kids but the day after a CEO gets shot in the streets he's father of the year hanging w….

Finally received my new birth certificate. There's a typo in my name 🙃.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

I'm Rook. Vases fear me. #DragonAgeVeilguard.

RT @thomrainiers_: „Beg that I succeed for I have seen the throne of gods and it was empty”. the hardest villain entrance ever i think http….

Last night without the boys!!!.

As someone who's not spent a whole lot of time in them, are all hospitals mazes or am I just stupid?.

RT @sairaspooks: king arthur couldn’t pull him out of me.

RT @violet_maven: good lord.

In a week I'll have my boys back!.

RT @ElfrootSmoker: Welcome Rook. to Transvinter

I have been waiting for the real estate guy to meet me to give me my keys for an hour now and they're still not here. I am grumpy, I would like to sit down and I would like a kebab. 😠.

RT @JamesLucasIT: Thread of hilarious maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵. 1. World map according to fish

My new flat is right next to a cemetery and I'm feeling so at home already.

Today on D&D: "Sometimes deepthroating can be quite enlightening.".

My dad just texted me saying that apparently his office had been broken into. My father is a pastor. Who breaks into a rectory??? Did they need a bible that badly?.It's a Lutheran parish, the most valuable thing there is the printer.

Started the process for my legal name & gender change this morning and it's really just another reminder that if I have the chance to be pretentious and extra af, I will be pretentious and extra af.

At least my son is having a good time.

To me, the funniest thing about Vampire Therapist is that it's set in Leipzig and now I can't stop thinking about leftist vampires from Connewitz drinking ethically sourced blood from Sterni bottles and hissing at the cops.

RT @GrunkleGrok: I said what I said.

RT @raphaellethew: Astarion and Essek redraw if I get 3 likes.