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#karb; Taylor Swift fan ; Puppeteer Jerry Nelson Appreciator & 1/3 of @Muppets_Talking ; Muppy Winner; Also @MulaneySNL ;
she/her; 26; white; bi; ADHD
Joined April 2018
oh those male photographers laughing at a very reasonable boundary from a woman who’s been mistreated by male photographers in the past fills me with so much rage
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i love dans old live shows bc it was essentially just a 24 year old guy gently parenting a swarm of feral 13 year old girls too passionate for their own good
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The fab four banged out the title track for their movie in just 12 hours! 🤯 John, Paul, George & Ringo recorded it on 13 April 1965 at Abbey Road Studios. ⚡️Just took 2 takes to nail the classic opener.💥 #HelpMovie #Beatles #AbbeyRoad
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No, this isn't a case of "The worst person you know just made a great point". He wants to replace Capitalism with TECHNOFEUDALISM.
Peter Thiel: Capitalism isn’t working for young people
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i hope everyone enjoys this interview of yoko with john next to her in a bag (for some reason or another) as much as i do
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I have decided to continue spreading misinformation about this one thing.
this is the one that hurt me the most when i found out it was fake: ❌ john never did a break dance with a dog (at least we don't know anything about that) ✔ john riding a bike during the filming of "magical mystery tour"
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— Dia 18 de março de 1965: John e Paul improvisando bêbados no Marietta Hotel em Obertauern na Áustria durante as filmagens de "Help!"
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eu ODEIO essa expressão pq detesto ser reducionista mas pela primeira vez penso que isso não é tão profundo assim concordo com a diva do quote abaixo, ele deu uma opinião mega pessoal sobre algo mega pessoal
Timothée Chalamet is not immune to being a man who wants kids the same way a toddler wants a puppy.
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cunty heels he’ll never forget who he is
paul mccartney after his show tonight in nashville!! heard sabrina carpenter was there too :)
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And that’s oomf so I’ll be watching it
Brett Goldstein has a new comedy project, ‘Escorted,’ which has received an eight-episode straight-to-series order by Prime Video. Goldstein is the star, writer and executive producer of the half-hour, single-camera series. The synopsis is: A divorced dad in Manhattan
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Billboard claims Demi Lovato was sabotaged by her own team during the “It’s Not That Deep” era: "My issue isn't really with Demi at all. It's more that I feel like the album rollout was kind of mishandled. I feel like they could've sent something to the radio stations. Maybe
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She’s actually oomf at this point to me
Sabrina Carpenter shows love to Paul McCartney’s Wings by wearing their merch on the release day of their self-titled collection.
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Sabrina Carpenter shows love to Paul McCartney’s Wings by wearing their merch on the release day of their self-titled collection.
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Finally. Titty muppet time.
i think more ppl should start acting like their pfps because why am i arguing with pattie boyd she would not say that to me
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moe writing gay fanfiction is rlly good but the fact he’s specifically writing gay fanfiction of an old 60s sitcom makes this twenty times better to me
i think we should all experience the joy and enthusiasm with which moe writes gay fanfiction from time to time.
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Eddy Burback just did an experiment on how far ChatGPT would go to appease the user and it told him cut off his family, go to the desert, eat baby food, and pray to a rock. AI isn’t your friend, you’re its guinea pig
Me: "ChatGPT, are these berries poisonous?" ChatGPT: "No, these are 100% edible. Excellent for gut health." Me: "Awesome" # eats berries .... 60 minutes later Me: "ChatGPT, I'm in the emergency ward, those berries were poisonous." ChatGPT: "You're right. They are incredibly
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I actually wanna address this for a sec because people always accuse me of lip filler and it drives me insane. I’m literally Bengali???? you see our natural features that you try to imitate then accuse us of the same thing? Huh
And if I say “iPhone face” is the result of white women reacreating ethnic women’s features with fillers, fake tans among other treatments and so now ethnically ambiguous traits are associated as a beauty trend instead of recognizing them as natural in women of colour?
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