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Absolute comedy gold on the cricket. That's made my day.
Hugh Jardon, 6 for 9 at Cockermouth. Athers, you absolute star.
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If there was a club that knew what we were going through at the time, it was York.
Remember this well, and won't forget either.
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Regardless of the result today, we've already won. We've proven that we can win Cup games, we've proven that the club can still capture the imagination and people are still there to follow us, regardless of how often.
Heads held high.
We're Darlo FC, we're on our way back 😍
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Lovely scenes at full time, Watson first over but the players loved it, especially Tommy. All we ask for is heart, desire and commitment
All 3 were there today.
Big love
@Official_Darlo
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Can't imagine there's many associated with DFC who aren't allowing themselves a big smile at the moment. What a fucking club, what a set of fans, players and staff. Make no bones, we are doing this because the right people are here. I've a good feeling about whenever we restart.
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17 miles, and they managed to get just over 200 to travel. And they call themselves the pride? And they fancy themselves in the league?
Fucking embarrassment.
Pride of fucking Poundland.
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Some of the comments on our new management team are embarrassing. As embarrassing as the comments about who it "might" have been. Wish them nothing but the best of luck and will judge accordingly in time.
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2-3 years ago I went to games and took the result with a pinch of salt, despite paying into boost the budget etc. I'm buzzing today like I was buzzing in the early 90s when I was a kid. This is a big deal. A massive fucking deal. What a fucking day.
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How has no-one mentioned The Littlest Hobo. That's the only correct answer.
Followed by Jamie and His Magic Torch and Mysterious Cities Of Gold.
Top TV Show Theme Songs In No Particular Order...
1. Fresh Prince Of Belair
2. The Jeffersons
3. Golden Girls
Honorable Mention: Married With Children
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Really impressed with that reaction. Fuck knows what went on with their goal, but from 30 mins onwards there was only one winner today. Fully deserved. Not sure anyone had a bad game in the end. Great support too.
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Emma Lamb has literallu just summed my fucking day up.
Im off to bed!!!
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How absolutely awesome are The Cure sounding. Robert Smith's voice has barely changed in 40 years.
Tight as fuck this.
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Alun Armstrong - Manager of the Month for December.
Easy fucking money.
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Tonight I watched Darlo Pete drop his fish n chips over the advertising boards. 10 mins later someone eventually scooped them up like a dog turd and he carried on scranning.
5 second rule elapsed by about 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
Minging.
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Brilliant effort from a brilliant set of fans/owners yet again.
This time round I'm not one of them, but regardless of staying up or going down I'll be increasing next year.
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In 25 years, when Mick Tait's back managing us for the 6th time and boost the budget doesn't pay for a wetherspoons breakfast, we'll still take more than 219 to a match 17 miles down the road.
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Hodgy was a breath of fresh air today. Could listen to him all season.
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Proud as punch with that. No recognised centre backs against a club on their arse but a team chasing top 7. We rode our luck all day and probably deserved penalties for the way we stuck in there. Bet Hazel wishes he had that 2nd touch back at the end though
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Elliot was probably man of the match there like. Did nowt wrong and a fuckload right.
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So Chesterfield fans have now jumped on the "no-one's ever had it harder than us" bandwagon.
Couple of shit seasons and now in the conference and suddenly it's all "woe is me".
There's a long fucking list. Just get in line!
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Pretty mind-blowing that both keepers tonight made their senior pro debuts for the same club.
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Absolutely ran that game tonight. Christ knows how we went 1 down but absolutely ran them ragged apart from that and a couple of late flurries. Beck and Lambert unplayable at times. Moke and Hedley solid as they come.
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Hatfield MOTM today I reckon. Not seen him have a bad game. Massive asset.
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Ride are genuinely one of the greatest bands alive. It fills me with joy that they love each other and make music that has influenced a whole fucking genre of bands. Tonight i watched Loz and loved in a brokeback mountain kind of way xx
@rideox4
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Took from 4th November to 10th Feb (17 games) to score 12 goals. We've scored 12 in the last 4 and a half games, including a 0.
What a monumentally fucked up turnaround 🤣🤣🤣
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Siddick was on our train to Ely. Reminded me of the Dagenham away years ago when the players were in the next carriage to us.
He seemed happy, even when I humped his leg.
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It's well after midnight and Sky are still flapping at the thought of someone swearing on live TV. You can say cunt on Channel 5 at 9pm, but Sarah Stirk still wetting her knickers cos Henrik Stenson says fuck when he thinks he's off air. Fuck off man.
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This is all starting to feel a bit like a witch hunt. Doesn't sit right with me, and I'm more opinionated than your average bear at the best of times. Not a fan of this "all pile on" behaviour at all.
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A part time football club with full time fans. We might just do this 😍
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@Official_Darlo
Hope we have a better go in the Trophy.
This concentrate on the league stuff is bollocks. Finance is the incentive for us and that today is a massive missed opportunity.
But at least the Manage of the Month curse is out of the way.
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2/2 and the beer. I realised when we got to NLN that it was only going to get harder and as much as I desperately want full time footy at Darlo I'm here for life, I'm not here for when times are just positive. Darlo will always have an FC, and it'll be DFC, not Town or RA.
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Make no bones, that was one shite game of football, but we never looked like conceding really and that's a huge improvement.
They were wank.
Moke was absolutely everywhere.
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Despite everything I've ever thought and ever said, I fucking love this football club. I'll call out shite, I'll celebrate the good times, but at the end of the day the only thing that matters to me in football is
@Official_Darlo
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Elliott had a cracker again today. Didn't put a foot wrong apart from some dicey kicking.
Result was all that mattered today, few days of rest then onto Spenny.
100% December, didn't see that coming
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Darlington FC, you fucking ruin so many of my weekends, yet I can't stop loving you.
Do I want that to ever change? 🤷♂️
So fucking annoying.
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Bluetones in York tonight, and the half 7 train to Brackley in the morning. Wish me luck 🍺🍺🤢🤢
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Huge result that. Awful game, awful pitch and all it does is add thoughts to the season not necessarily finishing on 7th May.
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That is the best away day I've had since Wembley. Loved every single second of that, even that faux heartbreak for a few minutes at the end. Heroes every single one of them, fans, players, staff.
What a day to be alive 😂
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Grown men in their 40s, 50s and 60s giggling like the pretty girl's just looked at them at the disco.
Naw, Darlo have just stolen an away win.
GET THE FUCK IN!!!!!!!!@
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I understood what the PM said perfectly. Then again, I don't have political agendas and loads of anger burning inside me.
I honestly don't understand why so many have what seems to be a vendetta against anyone who dares speak on behalf of any political party or government. Petty.
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Year in year out I go round the country watching shite football with people up to a generation older than me. I'd neither change it nor begrudge it. Shit or shine, we make the most of it and here's to another year of almost and nearlys.
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Proud of the effort tonight and the atmosphere, but fuck me, where's our goals gonna come from. Campbell will score plenty with a partner to play off. Thommo won't.
Slim pickings for a couple of weeks I reckon.
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@beatroute66
This. 100%.
I'm happy to boost, And happy to keep nudging my contribution up, but I also feel vindicated in being able to call out shite when I see it.
I won't stop contributing, but neither will I ever stop sharing my opinion. I've fucking earned it.
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At Conference North level, if you bring 5 away fans you deserve every little bit of piss that gets taken from you.
Fair play to the 5, but 🤣🤣
A serious football club?????
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@itvracing
No-one, now or ever before makes a more succinct and accurate argument for the sport than
@MCYeeehaaa
- he is absolutely bang on here. But in general that 5 mins of quality explanations and rationale across the board right there. Really well explained by all.
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Fully deserved that. Some of the football is the best I've seen for a long time.
UP THE FUCKING TOWN
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Leamington away tomorrow. 7am train.
Good job I'm not I'm not sat pissed in a pub eh?
Oh...
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Sorry to hear about Paul Daniels. One by one the icons from my youth are starting to struggle. Hope he gets plenty of time yet
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I really don't know what to say. That 4th qualifier - biggest game since either Whitby or Wembley.
What a fucking day 😍😍😍
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Any simple fucker who thinks Donawa should play 90 minutes, watch the last few games - that's what he does. Impact like that is to be cherished not ruined.
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I won't ever pull my BTB contribution. I might even contribute to this additional one, probably will. But I'm conflicted - are we giving it to the right man/men?
I'm neither pro or anti JG really. Asante is a coup but also a big risk on fitness. Will BTB go on similar types.
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Sukar feels it, think Tommy does too. But that was fucking disgusting.
Club needs ripping apart from top to bottom.
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By the way, Thommo man of the match?????
Hatfield by an absolute country mile - bloke doesn't know how to stop.
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One of the best vibes I've ever known at a gig. Can't remember the last time I spoke to so many different strangers. Place was buzzing
Thanks to everyone who made
#rideULU
last night such a blast, throwing daffodils at us like it was 1990, and generally being a top crowd 👏👏👏
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Any Darlo player that tweets "we go again", I'll block em. Wackiest saying ever.
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Gonna go all Darlo Pete and say I'm very disappointed with the turnout today
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So, Darlo today. Unlucky to lose, probably couldn't have argued a win, certainly deserved a draw. Looked really solid at the back, need someone to properly create stuff then a natural goalscorer. And that's taking nowt away from what we've got.
Cassidy is an absolute asset BTW
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I'm waiting for the Spennymoor Town Fence Branch to appear on Twitter.
Banter.
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Happy with that today.
Above all else, they showed they wanted it. Not much left on that pitch.
Darlo fans different class too.
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@_zen_writer
@ClashMagazine
@rideox4
@Andybebop
@bodywashmtl
A band that can range from Seagull to Polar Bear to Sennen to Grasshopper to 1000 miles to Black Nite Crash to Lateral Alice to Impermanence to Clouds of Saint Marie to Jump Jet is a band who a very special talent. Genuinely not sure there's another band with a range as great.
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@Official_Darlo
To be fair, people follow this from afar. Would be great to read something between minute 1 and 15. Even if it's only a food queue commentary.
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@blakeydfc
@mammu0777
@TheNationalLge
@Official_Darlo
@Sport_NorthEast
Spennymoor Town - Taliban branch...
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What say we have a bit of an amnesty? 2 weeks of only positive talk about the club, its employees and the team. Stop the sniping and cheap shots at those who don't do SM to defend themselves.
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Couple of minutes windmilling through these cunts with a 7 iron in my hand would be ace.
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I've watched Darlo for a long long time, but I know when I've seen a season-defining display. That tonight showed the heart of a side that was meant to finish top of the bottom half at best. We're already beyond expectations.
Sir Alun, you may have the keys...
...to my house.
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I got turned away from a pub in Birmingham because "my pupils are dilated".
No illegal drug has entered my system in 20 years.
Fuck em.
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The time has passed, I've been way more patient than many or most, and despite not playing badly he just hasn't instilled enough bravery and desire into this. Words just aren't enough anymore, and probably haven't been for months now.
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Can't accept watching this. I'm actually gonna say there's at least half a team out there that couldn't even give a fuck.
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@AndyClarke5
In. For the simple.fact that whoever came in next would be given half week before everyone was on their back.
Individual errors can't always be blamed on a manager.
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That Robbie Savage seems to be ignoring at least every other comment Paul Dempsey makes probably says more about the state of BT Sport's piss awful coverage that the fact Savage is a dick.
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Hard to explain, and I never expected it, but tonight I feel 100ft tall. All because a few part time cloggers scored a couple of goals that have absolutely made my weekend.
Hell, if we win at Leamington next Sat I'm going all out, might even have a wank.
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So if I understand this correctly, a downpour an hour or less before kick made a previously playable pitch temporarily unplayable? Yet we should have had a pitch inspection hours before said downpour??
Don't let logic get in the way of agendas people.
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That cabbie is spot on, like he's heard it a million times before. And he should never have had to hear it once. People who are cunts when they are drunk are also cunts in real life. This fella is the absolute epitome of a cunt. He wouldn't be ashamed of this either.
Cunt.
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@Official_Darlo
I'd agree with Platt, but Matty Young - that kid is different class altogether.
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The bit where the camera pans to our entire bench on the pitch 😍😍😍
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How good is Liddle tonight by the way? Looks so confident and assured. Yes I know were playing lesser opposition but even half this performance so far on Saturday would have had us bang in the match.
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And that, my friends, IS THE MAGIC OF THE FUCKING CUP.
Up the fucking town 😍😍😍
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Bollocks with your pitch inspections and inherent fear of snow. There's only one solution - a thing of absolute beauty.
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When you walk in the ground and realise that big away following you thought might happen has materialised 😍😍
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Shame that. We could have robbed a result there, but not to be. Can't criticise but huge shout for Rivers who I thought was outstanding today considering. Pleased for Nelson too. Hope we can stop the winless run soon though.
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When Stewart Davies repossessed DFC from Reynolds, as a big time money lender and non-footy fan he could have wound us up. It was the passion for the club from the fans that swayed him and meant he did everything possible to give us a chance at the time.
Steve Dale: “I didn’t even know there was a football club in Bury....I’m not a football fan”. Disgrace.
I flippantly suggested once there should be a few questions in the owners ‘test’ to establish they knew (& cared about) a little of the history of what they were buying
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Think it's fair to say results have been favourable tonight. Wheels are well and truly off at Kiddy though.
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Massive massiv massive 3 points tonight. Huge defensive performance and the heart from these players 😍😍😍
This is a club that could go up this year, and we need to realise this.
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