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@muhtilda
matilda
5 years
snow day!
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@muhtilda
matilda
1 year
selling 2 grand circle row A tickets for Rex Orange County on Wednesday 19th Feb… less than face value - DM me
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@_chase_____
chase
1 year
watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would is one of life’s greatest challenges
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@anactualwalnut
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄
2 years
I wish I was “frugal” I really, truly do I just simply have zero mental opposition to spending $20 on a burger and fries from five guys. I think it’s fine if an event charges $10 to park. I don’t care if I “have something at home” if I see a little treat that I want that would
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Could be anything babe…huge cash loss/ baby on the way / his friend dying or he’s getting married on the weekend.
@LilMisssBoujee
𝓢 ᥫ᭡.
2 years
what does it even mean when a man says “i got alot going on”?
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@_midlifechaos
eisha
2 years
female friendships are so tender, warm, and fulfilling that no guy friend can ever replace that feeling. you don’t even need a group of female friends to get through life. only one girl who genuinely gets you, takes care of you, & loves you wholeheartedly is enough for a lifetime
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@samwhyte
Sam Whyte
2 years
Can I make it any more obvious.
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@thisone0verhere
Jonathan Edward Durham
2 years
Not to victim blame but if cat no want be held like baby then why baby sized
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@mongo_lassi
skates 🛼
2 years
at some point girls see this quote and it changes the trajectory of their life
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@xh0lly86_
hol🪩⛓️
2 years
death to everyone who gets 2 weeks off at christmas and new year
@Rb_1872
Ross🇬🇧
2 years
Walking into work tomorrow knowing it’s my last day until next year
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@radwitchhh
Kinza♀️🕊️ زن زندگی آزادی
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@lookingforlewys
lewys
2 years
my least favourite activity is standing, hate it! if there is a seat, i will be sat!
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@dadogeking
Daniel
2 years
There is something beautiful about having long term friends that have witnessed multiple versions of you and loved you unconditionally through each version
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@_1ivvi
Liv
2 years
girl maths is that buying something using a refund is basically free, boy maths is saying that 5’9 is 5’11 with shoes on which is basically 6’0
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@anaykashe
🌪Anayka🌪
2 years
No one has ever said “ damn, there are too many girls here” there’s never enough girls. But there is always too many men. Think about it. Any place that has too many men, sucks.sausage party. Men don’t even wanna go where there’s too many men.
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@invis4yo
Invis🧜‍♀️
2 years
Some people didnt deserve to meet my dog.
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@StrutSafe
Strut Safe
3 years
Walking alone? Call us. Fridays and Saturdays 7pm-3am Sundays 7pm-1am
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