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Sarcastic millennial. Humanist. 🇺🇦 I will not be subjugated by the 2000 year old fever dreams of goat farmers.

Joined December 2013
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@mtdzen
Sarcastic Socialist
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@balaams__donkey @jdunwell Let me know if these guiding principles for governing are clear. The rest of us will not be subjugated by 2000-4000 year old fever dreams written by polygamist slave owners.
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@SassiestMinx
Sassiest Minx nka Petty Betty 🐆 🇺🇸
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Ya Congress? Hello? Anyone there? They are admitting they will not follow court orders they don't like. @LeaderJohnThune @RepJeffries @SenThomTillis @amyklobuchar @tedlieu Anyone?
@FoxNews
Fox News
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Border Patrol commander vows continued tear gas use after Minnesota fedreal judge’s order
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@mtdzen
Sarcastic Socialist
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Literally nothing will happen if alien life is announced. The scientists will be naturally skeptical and cautiously optimistic, and want to review the evidence. Everyone else will be on some denial spectrum.
@The_Astral_
Astral🛸
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Two alien disclosure scenarios: 1 - Alien life announced. Chaos. Markets crash. Shelves empty. Society melts down overnight. 2 - Alien life announced. No impact on daily life. People shrug, meme it, and still go to work the next morning. Which one sounds more likely?
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@votevets
VoteVets
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KNOW THE DIFFERENCE: Minnesota National Guard under Gov Walz's command will not be wearing facemasks and will have reflective vests on. This will distinguish them from the people cosplaying for ICE/CBP/DHS.
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@iloveairbagged
kate bush’s husband 2
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Just a reminder that the woman who ratted out Luigi was paid $0
@FBI
FBI
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The FBI is offering a reward of up to $100,000 for information leading to the recovery of stolen government property and/or the arrest of individuals responsible for the destruction and theft of government property in Minneapolis, Minnesota. On January 14, 2026, at approximately
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@mtdzen
Sarcastic Socialist
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No.
@PabloReports
Pablo Manríquez
3 days
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents. Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored. Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
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@amyklobuchar
Amy Klobuchar
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Our local law enforcement, mayors, and community leaders all agree: The best way to restore order and safety in Minnesota is for ICE to leave our streets.  This Administration is escalating rather than de-escalating and it needs to stop.
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@TheDemocrats
Democrats
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wtf
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@TomJChicago
Tom Joseph
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The raid on WaPo reporter Hannah Natanson was not about classified documents. Trump and his thugs wanted her list, calls and texts from the 1169 new confidential sources she recently wrote about gaining since Trump got back in the White House. They want to retaliate.
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@scottiev
Scottiev
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@WhiteHouse Fixed it for ya bub
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@garykoepnick
Gary Koepnick
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Hey @cnn you cut off the “fucking bitch” part after he killed her.
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@IlhanMN
Ilhan Omar
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I was just denied access to the ICE processing center at the Whipple Building. Members of Congress have a legal right and constitutional responsibility to conduct oversight where people are being detained. The public deserves to know what is taking place in ICE facilities.
@AdamDuxter
Adam Duxter
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Happening NOW: US Reps Ilhan Omar and Angie Craig are attempting to enter Whipple Fed Building- met with federal agents on other side. @wcco
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@BrianaRoseLee
Briana Rose Lee 🌹☮
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Hey @amyklobuchar why are you confirming trump judicial nominees?
@JonathanCohn
Jonathan 'Boo and Vote' Cohn
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7 Democrats just voted today to confirm a Trump judicial nominee who refused to say what happened on January 6 or answer who won the 2020 election: Durbin Hassan Kaine King Klobuchar Shaheen Welch
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@jimstewartson
Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸
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Statement by Becca Good. Read it @JDVance—and burn in hell. “First, I want to extend my gratitude to all the people who have reached out from across the country and around the world to support our family. This kindness of strangers is the most fitting tribute because if you
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@adamscochran
Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth)
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Wow! The new video shows overwhelmingly that Renee was dropping someone off, pulling out and that the officer was not in front of the vehicle. She did NOT block them. She did NOT block the road. She did NOT use her vehicle as a weapon. She was murdered.
@GinoTheGhost
gino.eth 💽
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Neighbors just released a new angle of the ICE shooting and it settles any debate on what actually happened. This was a mother doing something completely ordinary: Dropping somebody off, then trying to leave. She goes to pull out, stops for one car to pass, then waves the agents
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@mtdzen
Sarcastic Socialist
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Yep. Patriot Prayer, Proud Boys, etc all have to go to work now at their 🧊 jobs. No time to cosplay.
@socpartyamerica
Socialist Party of America 🚩
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Has anyone else noticed that ever since ICE raids started happening on large scales, all of the right wing groups have magically disappeared? It's almost as if they're the same people...
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@mtdzen
Sarcastic Socialist
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I use to wonder what Germany felt like in 1933. Here we are.
@RodKahx
Roddy 🇨🇦
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America: Blink twice if you're under duress.
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@mtdzen
Sarcastic Socialist
12 days
Impeach? Kristi put more care and thought into shooting a puppy than her people did in killing Good. Kristi and Bovino both belong in prison. They can share a cell with the shooter.
@allenanalysis
Brian Allen
12 days
🚨 BREAKING Robin Kelly is moving to IMPEACH Kristi Noem after the fatal ICE shooting in Minneapolis. Kelly’s charge is blunt: obstruction of justice, abuse of power, and a complete collapse of public trust. This didn’t “go wrong.” It went exactly where unchecked federal
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@mtdzen
Sarcastic Socialist
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I'm not sure if this is ironic or coincidental, but ICE just murdered a woman 5 blocks from where Derek Chauvin murdered George Floyd.
@TheTNHoller
The Tennessee Holler
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“Kill someone else!” After killing an innocent woman in Minneapolis Trump’s ICE goons are roughing up protestors and firing munitions into people’s faces. Original video: https://t.co/H232JZxIPB
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@GovTimWalz
Governor Tim Walz
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I’ve seen the video. Don’t believe this propaganda machine. The state will ensure there is a full, fair, and expeditious investigation to ensure accountability and justice.
@DHSgov
Homeland Security
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Today, ICE officers in Minneapolis were conducting targeted operations when rioters began blocking ICE officers and one of these violent rioters weaponized her vehicle, attempting to run over our law enforcement officers in an attempt to kill them—an act of domestic terrorism.
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@ExxAlerts
E X X ➠A L E R T S
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ALERT: Minneapolis Mayor Frey on the ICE involved shooting that took the life of a woman: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."
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