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Pants Enthusiast, Social Media Darling for @thechive, Culture and Entertainment Reporter for @SpectrumNews1TX

Austin, TX
Joined April 2009
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@mrjoebarlow
joe barlow
6 years
After a long time and a lot of hard work, the pilot episode of @OnLocationWJoe is finally complete! It's a travel series where we go to famous film locations. I'm very proud and thankful for the people that helped bring it to life. 🌍 Check out the trailer!
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@mrjoebarlow
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9 days
I just coined a new phrase: spooky season! Basically it can be used to mean the time period around Halloween. Feel free to use it but please don't overuse it.
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@mrjoebarlow
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1 month
I've proudly joined the ABC boycott because the guy whose password I use cancelled his Disney+ subscription ✊
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@mrjoebarlow
joe barlow
1 month
I'm tired of women liking me for my personality instead of my (soft) body.
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@mrjoebarlow
joe barlow
1 month
We are in an unprecedented time of people being annoying to me.
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@mrjoebarlow
joe barlow
2 months
Worried Lin Manuel Miranda is mad at me
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@mrjoebarlow
joe barlow
2 months
If a billionaire pop star can find love with a super bowl winning football player then there's truly hope for the rest of us 🥰🥰
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@mrjoebarlow
joe barlow
2 months
If a billionaire pop star can find love with a super bowl winning football player then there's truly hope for the rest of us 🥰 🥰
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@mrjoebarlow
joe barlow
2 months
It just occurred to me that I'll never be a 24 year old with perfect hair. Hurts.
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@mrjoebarlow
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2 months
Thinking about getting a dog to see if it helps my personality
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@mrjoebarlow
joe barlow
5 months
Chloe Fineman keeps me on my toes 👀
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@theCHIVE
theCHIVE
6 months
Just a totally normal childhood crush from #ChloeFineman. @mrjoebarlow
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@mrjoebarlow
joe barlow
6 months
The air mattress when you first inflate it vs. the next morning #MetGala
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@mrjoebarlow
joe barlow
6 years
**Doorbell rings on tv** Dog: immediately runs to door Me: lol ur dumb **Phone vibrates on tv** Me: immediately looks at phone Dog:
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@mrjoebarlow
joe barlow
7 months
Still waiting for a reputable news organization to call me a sensation...
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@mrjoebarlow
joe barlow
7 months
Doing my taxes feels like taking the SAT but at the end I owe $1000. 🙂
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@theCHIVE
theCHIVE
7 months
Carey Mulligan's accent 🤤🤌 'The Ballad of Wallis Island' hit theatres over the weekend and opens everywhere on April 18th. 🍻 (RIP KCCO Lager) @mrjoebarlow @sxsw @BalladofWallis @TimKeyPoet #TheBalladOfWallisisland #careymulligan
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@mrjoebarlow
joe barlow
8 months
Anora is how Australians say "I know her".
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@theCHIVE
theCHIVE
8 months
We sent @mrjoebarlow to the @MyDeadFriendZoe red carpet at @sxsw to learn about what trends are popular. But Joe doesn't understand trends. #LooseUnderwear Catch @MyDeadFriendZoe in theaters tomorrow! #nataliemorales @SonequaMG @Glo_Reuben @tkelce
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@mrjoebarlow
joe barlow
8 months
Does anyone need me to DJ their SXSW party?
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@mrjoebarlow
joe barlow
9 months
A fascinating look inside @tkelce 's mindset heading into #SuperBowlLIX 🏈 @theCHIVE #superbowl #TravisKelce
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