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4 months
Your obsessive Bill Murray knowledge is about to PAY off! 😎 💰 This Thurs (Jan 25) at 7pm CST test your Bill Murray IQ LIVE! Just download the Atmosphere Trivia app and play along. The Murray Master wins a SOLID GOLD coin (worth $3.5k). Get the app here:
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7 years
Guy wakes up from surgery, asks to see nurses tits 😂
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5 years
Cystic Fibrosis patient finds out he’s getting new lungs.We're happy for you, Kevin!! 🎉 [via IG/mikey5d]
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6 years
somebody's getting fired...
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6 years
OMG watch this dog take itself sledding
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8 years
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4 years
this is the greatest thing i've ever seen
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8 years
Nothing will keep me from the weekend.
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6 years
Shaun White just won ANOTHER GOLD. Never forget the then 19-year-old's epic save after winning gold back in 2006 - "I'm talkin about Mountain Dews, baby!" #Olympics
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7 years
We met up with @dylanobrien for some tactical gun drills in honor of #AmericanAssassin , in theaters TONIGHT! @VinceFlynnFilm #ad
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8 years
. @VancityReynolds tweets like no one’s watching (His top tweets here: )
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8 years
This is how it starts.
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7 years
when she says she only dates good boys
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7 years
We asked @ufc titan Khabib Nurmagomedov to break down the plots of popular romantic comedies. Not sure what we expected… #UFC209 #sponsored
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6 years
the perfect girl doesn't exi-
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7 years
“ALL STAR” BY SMASH MOUTH (played on calculators)
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6 years
Dog only sings to Tennessee Whiskey 😍
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6 years
🔊*SOUND ON*🔊 This dog does an amazing impersonation of Fergie 💀
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7 years
greatest. magic. trick. EVER.
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6 years
STOP EATING TIDE PODS
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10 years
RIP Robin. Your humor brightened all of our lives. http://t.co/iqcTmJeS8z
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5 years
Loot, Shoot, Live, Die, Respawn and Repeat. It's all in a day's play for @PUBG players! Ben and @megturney have teamed up together to go through the ringer of @PUBG ’s ultimate battle royale experience… but in real life. 🍗 BUY PUBG FOR PS4 HERE!
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@theCHIVE
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6 years
This dad doesn't tolerate his son's bullying
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WOW watch this firefighter save a life by snagging a suicide jumper out of mid air!
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6 years
She took his man card and his soul 😂
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6 years
Wow. The world needs to hear this powerful message from Keaton Jones, an amazing young man from Tennessee who's had to deal with bullies at school. Keaton, the world needs more people like you!
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6 years
The mailman is trying to seduce the housewives again
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7 years
RIP Tom Petty
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7 years
the dance of my people. the liver dance.
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6 years
even the reporter can't handle it 💀 #420day
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7 years
*listens to Darude’s “Sandstorm” once*
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7 years
OMG watch this baby's adorable reaction to putting on his first pair of glasses [via @JukinMedia ]
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6 years
RIP to Marine Corps legend and actor R. Lee Ermey. March 24, 1944 - April 15, 2018.
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7 years
This kid is cooler than you.
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@theCHIVE
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8 years
I’ve lost control of my life.
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6 years
“I’m high as balls…wanna see my special talent?”
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5 years
that bucket should be full 😲
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9 years
When you walk in the living room, but your parents have friends over.
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6 years
what an amazing dog
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@theCHIVE
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4 years
Just a friendly reminder to wash your hands 👐
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6 years
K9 officer's first day undercover as a good boy
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6 years
this bird takes no bullshit
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4 years
Video of the decade. (Wait for the ending.)
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4 years
I like to think Sean Connery and Alex Trebek and having a drink right now. RIP
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3 years
RIP Norm Macdonald, a true original.
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6 years
Bust out the Mariah Carey because IT'S DECEMBER 1ST
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6 years
this 💩 is hilarious 😂
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6 years
holy shit @Wendys
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8 years
On #NationalSuperheroDay , our hearts belong to #Deadpool .
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5 years
This cat is back to haunt our dreams again. @MichaelRapaport @iamrapaport @wilfred_warrior
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1 year
@KnivesOut I kinda like it tbh
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@theCHIVE
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6 years
RIP Anthony Bourdain. Gone far too soon.
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6 years
probably the best yoga video ever
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@theCHIVE
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4 years
can i get a HELL YEAH?? 💚💚💚
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@theCHIVE
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7 years
when the bartender yells “last call!"
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9 years
It fucking helps. http://t.co/3LGUVVFa1B
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3 years
Love this interaction @VancityReynolds
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6 years
KID: So what's it like being an adult? ME:
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7 years
the perfect girl doesn't exi- OMG WTF
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6 years
Tasha might be the sneakiest puppy ever 😂
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8 years
What a moron.
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6 years
This waitress ain’t taking no sh!t from a groping douchebag
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6 years
someone please find this woman ASAP so I can propose to her
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6 years
We have the EXCLUSIVE @SuperTroopers 2 trailer drop with the guys from @brokenlizard right MEOW!
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7 years
wait fore it
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4 years
Sunday night vibes (IG: wilkejen)
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6 years
When your girlfriend goes to Target
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when the brownies kick in
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THE "DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN" 😂
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when it rains, it po--OH FUCK
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6 years
June 6, 1944. The fearless Allied Forces stormed the beaches of France, forever changing the course of history. Freedom isn't free — never forget that. #DDay
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name that movie 👇
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3 years
consider the jam pumped 😎 @damienrobi
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my medicine 🩺
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Her reaction to wasabi 😂
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Meet the queen of the "titty twerk" @littlewildthingg
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ME: I’m taking it easy tonight. ME: *5 minutes later*
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wisdom
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6 years
10ft snake call? NO THANKS 😂🐍 || IG: ofc.gaines_714
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5 years
i'd like to enroll in a class please
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When someone tries to talk to your best friend
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This might be the best #WhatTheFluff I've ever seen... ❤ (via @jukinmedia )
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The perfect girl doesn't exi- IG: hannahbarron96
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Father of three Larry Nassar victims demands justice by his own hands
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I can’t stop watching 😂
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Momma came in HOT 😂
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okay the olympics might be getting a little out of hand at this point...
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some... 🔊TURN YOUR SOUND ON🔈 ...BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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10 years
Happy birthday to the man, the myth and the legend. http://t.co/MClwwoRY8d
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You’re gonna need a bigger float. http://t.co/p6b7tU7Wf3
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4 years
Sunday nights with Jen feel oh so right (IG: wilkejen)
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4 years
absolutely 🍻
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9 years
Nathan Fillion’s Twitter is a cleverly tuned vessel. @NathanFillion (His epic tweets here: http://t.co/DBh7MjLxhw) http://t.co/bHlAsG1Hu1
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RIP Maya Angelou. An American legend. http://t.co/SYccO3T3Vs
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wait for it 😂
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I SWEAR ON MY LIFE IT'S LAUREL AND MY COWORKERS ARE SAYING I'M AN IDIOT.
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