Michael
@mrfalkner
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I am a Solutions Engineer who's passion is analyzing client problems and collaborating with a team to build a world class solution.
ÜT: 30.260939,-97.74303
Joined September 2008
Is it just me or does @BlippiOnTour sound like a mid-2000s pop-emo band?
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At the end of every interaction @AaronRodgers12 has on #hardknocks I expect him to finish with “say hi to your mother for me” @StreamOnMax @HBO @nyjets #MarkWahlbergTalksToAnimals
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I once caught a receipt that had fallen out of a bag midair while ringing up a customer. He was a karate instructor and told me I had fast hands and I have been riding that high for 20 years now. #chosenone
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Gotta love #MidwestMoms, knowing how to put together a fire weekend up in DC! @doorcounty @ajdillon7 @WildTomatoSB #FamilyVacation #DoorCounty #SummerVacation
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Best defense being played at Carver? The Usher blocking re-entry after @IowaHoops comes back to force overtime. #IowavsMSU @MSU_Basketball #HawkeyesvsSparty #GoGreen @uiowa
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Why are retailers at war with boys clothing? Can’t find anything for our 6 month old. Lots of girls clothes. No boys. @Target @oldnavy @gap #boysdad #kidsclothes
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Hey @PTRskin I have been trying to make a return for wks now and we’re still waiting on a call back from your customer service line on the RA NUMBER that apparently is needed to make the actual return. Can someone please help us!! @megsul #christmasgift
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Hey football world @Vikings finally get their signature win . Shut up now.
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Kirk. Cousins.
Joshua. Patrick. Allen.
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I always go to https://t.co/Yl3pji405B to verify anything on twitter, even though this is obviously a fake account. @hamsterwatch
Brittany used the Power of Veto on herself. Monte nominated Turner as the replacement. #BB24
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I kind of want to see Taylor go to jury just to see this hashtag blow up. But they are dumb if they don’t get turner out though… #bb24
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Yeah but he’s tall… #bb24 #BB24livefeeds
This man has told you he’s unemployed at 29, lives in his parents basement, spends his days making tiktoks for his teenage girl audience, lasts 10 seconds in bed, and has played you for a fool for 58 days and STILL you get wet for him?? #BB24
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Honest question for This hashtag. When is it appropriate to target Taylor and Monte? Anyone in the house going against them will lose (those two as F2 would be interesting). So I feel it’s less attack and more strategy to vote them out. Or is it about how it’s handled? #bb24
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