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Paloma- I am literally god. I invented Big Brother. I cracked the code. I'm a fucking genius. #BB24
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Rachel & Ashley have been evicted by The White Locust twist #BB27
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Lauren used the Power of Veto on Mickey. Rachel nominated Ashley. #BB27
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Mickey- That bitch needs to watch her tongue with Mickey Lee I’m the queen a goddess and I get everything I want #BB27
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Mickey- Ashley came in here and threatened me. Morgan- What the fuck. Mickey - She was very aggressive and talking about my career. Morgan- This is a fucking game and she’s making it personal. Mickey- When I win HOH next week I’m putting her ass up. #BB27
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Ashley- I’m young, pretty, and smart. Mickey- Yes you are and I’m jealous. Ashley- That’s right bitch. Mickey- I’m 35 this is embarrassing. Ashley- Have you considered therapy? Mickey- I’m the queen of Big Brother. Ashley- Ok. #BB27
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Mickey- I hate myself. Morgan- Yeah me too. Mickey- We’re such miserable, hating ass hoes. Morgan- Delusional and stupid too. Mickey- This is how I act in real life too. Morgan- Oh I believe it you’re an awful person. Mickey- Get the fuck out of my room bitch. #BB27
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Keanu used the Power of Veto on himself. Mickey nominated Vince as the replacement nominee #BB27
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Mickey- God just told me to put Zach up I don’t know why. Ashley- I think you should. Mickey- I’m gonna do it. #BB27
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Mickey- I need that cowboy cock so bad. Rylie- Uh I have a girlfriend at home. Mickey- You’re probably dating your cousin. Rylie- I am. Mickey- Oh I was just kidding. Rylie- I love Aaryn. Mickey- The racist bitch from Season 15? Rylie- Yeah. Mickey- I want her pussy. #BB27
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Rachel- Jimmy I’m baking some really gooey muffins you want some? Jimmy- Bitch get the fuck away from me. Rachel- Is that what every guy says to you? Jimmy- Brendan didn’t tell you but we fucked. #BB27
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