Blake Sanders
@mrblakesanders
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Conservative before GOP. Smart aleck before all else.
The Greater Tri-State Area
Joined May 2010
There is a deeper message here. The parody is funny but the reality could be AMAZING FOR AMERICA
Trump got 34 felonies, 3 baby mommas, been shot, and kidnapped a sitting President. He running our government like Death Row Records from the 90's.
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America loves Jack!🇺🇸 Jack Hughes gets a standing O in Pittsburgh 👏 https://t.co/R0Cqsc092m
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There's a woman selling batteries in the park. That’s right! She sells C cells down by the see saw!
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The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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Call me crazy, but I get nervous when people market a politician las Mosley and liberally as a soft drink. ChatGPT helped me visualize it.
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When the net is open and Toews is on the puck and Hellebuyck's stick comes out of nowhere for the stop I can only think of one thing. The Pope is from America.
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Watch this video if you want to know the difference between the NHL and NBA
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“Jack Hughes is back on the ice. I’m not sure about his teeth.” What a line 😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Hey, @JDVance , if we’re not producing pennies, who do we talk to about making this a thing? ;-)
If USA wins gold, we're putting Hellebuyck on the $1 bill and calling it a Helle-buck.
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USA!!!!! Amazing victories by America’s men and women hockey teams!! Incredible!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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ok @GoldenKnights fans, we can't lose tomorrow. Five medals are coming back to Vegas. Gold and silver. Which of our guys, Mark Stone, Jack Eichel, Shea Theodore, Noah Hanifin or Mitch Marner gets the winner? Everybody enjoy the game tomorrow and see you Wednesday night from LA.
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Now matter how passionate you are about the #Olympics2026 #GoldMedal #Hockey game on Sunday and no matter who you want to win, remember … These guys have to see each other in the office later this week. Have a good game. Play hard. See you on the ice.
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“If someone wants nothing to do with me because of my movie preferences,” they’re going to have to be more specific. I’m kind of all over the place.
@horrormuseum If someone wants nothing to do with me because of my movie preferences, they're saving me a lot of hassle.
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For some, yes. For many others, given the number of NHL players, we’re watching the same guys we watch on a regular basis — just in a different configuration.
NEW for @TheAthletic from Milan, one cannot overstate the stakes in Sunday’s Olympic men’s hockey gold medal game. It has the chance to be the most-watched game in the sport’s entire history, for one. Team USA and Team Canada in one of the hockey’s most significant games ever ⤵️
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