The longer you spend in tech, the stronger the urge to buy a farm and never touch a computer in your life again.

The Blade made his in ring return this afternoon in Buffalo, NY during @betterlovers Blissmas 25

Post bills win playlist here @TapHouseBuffalo #blissmas26 roster building? @paparoach @311, @thekillers @LitBandOfficial ,@SemisonicBand @ThirdEyeBlind ….@MitchBHavin stahhhp we can’t have this much dankness next year!

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It's rad to see streamers/ content creators you watch regularly pop up in your Google news feeds! Don't stop @MrProWestie @StodehTV

Holy crap @bryandanielson and @bandidowrestler that match was a freaking rager! #AEWRampage

Dear nasty ass bird that dropped a deuce down my fender and then walked across my hood with your dirty feets.... I hope you only encounter super clean windows at high speed.

Drinking a Premeditated by Coastal Fermentory @ Coastal Fermentory —

.@AerLingus I need to get a hold of you immediately, was in the process of a name change on our reservation due to a mis spelling in your end and the conversation stalled. Your phone lines are backed up and the website is down. Will you help me via Twitter

Who pays @DanhausenAD whenever the #assboys are mentioned on tv? #danhausentoaew @coltengunn @theaustingunn

This Monday hit below the belt. Thanks for the riffs,shinfo, and good times yall. #ripetid #etidiottillidie #raisesomefoxhell “These symptoms I don't understand They're just echoes of a broken man”

The only way I can watch @WWE #SmackDown is with the audio turned off. 20 more minutes to waste till the good show comes on @AEW #AEWRampage.

It’s 2021 and I’m at a @TJTofficial and tweeting about it. I think I’ve encountered a glitch in the matrix.

Tonight while attending @AEW #AEWDynamite I learned @TonyKhan is an absolute mad lad. Hell of a show y’all!!

Wild Friday night after a few very busy weeks. #Uno makes @foto.seera cuss tho. Thanks @coastalfermentory for the chill evening! @ Coastal Fermentory

Super disappointed @BestBuyCanada , store manager in Surry was nonplussed to help my uncle with Parkinson’s with his iPad warranty . Told us to call geek squad and said she can’t do anything. Didn’t even offer to help with the call. Guess we will upgrade at the Apple store🤷‍♂️

I haven’t tweeted in forever. This is still a thing huh? We will see how long it takes me to forget about again.

RTX 3070 GIVEAWAY on today's LIVE STREAM at 1 p.m. PT. Learn which @ASUS_ROGNA monitors pair best with your graphics card! Listen to JC Bagnell and Juan Jose Guerrero from ASUS talk shop, and enter for a chance to win https://t.co/W9U2NDXRBe

Day 3 of no internet after a @CoxHelp crew was next to my house running emergency line maintenance. After 5 calls and 3 botched appointment windows I still have no connection and an appointment for tommorow evening. Oh and a warning of a $75 charge. #poorservice #coxoutage

Another tag of secrets!!! #AEWDynamite #AEWTables