Boy, do I miss Harold Ramis

HRM RuPaul teaching you how to change a tire is pure Wednesday gold https://t.co/N5RhQcf4F0

I just witnessed straight up, fierce Black Queen don't-f*ck-with-me realness and my joy has never been deeper. #CriminalMinds #PenelopeGarcia

Should you still be getting crumbs down your bathing suit top when you're over fifty?

I can picture it now: Shetland Texas. DI Jimmy Pérez travels to Texas determined to solve the mystery of who set up Lloyd Anderson aka Walter Edwards for the murder of a police officer, which puts him in the crosshairs of a very deep , long running cover up. Y not? #Shetland

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David, 15 is still missing -anyone with information, please contact police 416-808-1100 or 416-808-2222 #GO692394 ^lm

MISSING: Danielle, 13 - Last seen on Thurs, March 28, at 8:30 a.m., in the Morningside Av + Lawrence Av E area - 5'6", long black braided hair, brown eyes, wears glasses - Wearing blue school uniform pants, dark zip-up sweater, and had a backpack #GO671987 ^lb

This can't be difficult. If one client has booked an entire hotel, a lot of people know who they are. Who works at the Fallsview @WyndhamHotels , or Fallsview adjacent? I need more context. Cuz, frankly, this wouldn't look good on said client, either. #SolarEclipse #cancel

Stanislov, 70, is still missing. Anyone with info, please call 416-808-2200. #GO576668

MISSING Taylor, 33 - last seen on Tuesday, February 27, 2024 - Broadview Avenue and Gerrard Street East area - 5’6", 135 lbs., with brown shoulder-length hair, and brown eyes #GO437807 ^vk

So, the lovely Mondo Guerra (@LoveMondoTrasho) is having a huge problem with @UPS . Any help out there for him? #ups #mondo #ProjectRunway

Since this is actually MrBeast, why not? :)

MISSING: -last seen Jan 11. at 1:30 pm, in the Lake Shore Blvd W & Mimico Ave area -described as 5'11", with a thin build, curly brown hair and brown eyes #GO86756 ^av

MISSING: Tayvorn, 13 -last seen on Wednesday, December 6, 2023, at 3:30 pm in the Weston Rd and Lanyard Rd area -5'10", 140 lbs, short black hair in a buzz cut, and brown eyes -wearing a black shirt, navy blue puffer jacket with fur and black Nike running shoes #GO2812507 ^lm

MISSING: Emmanuel, 15 - Last seen on Monday, Nov 27, at 6 p.m., in the Kingston Rd + McCowan Rd area - 5'8", 140lbs, short black/blonde hair, tattoo on right arm - Wearing blue/white/grey pajama pants, grey hoodie, white socks, black/white slippers #GO2741736 ^lb

Hamilton Police investigators continue to search for information on the whereabouts of Vanja Ramic and are asking anyone with any information to contact police. #HamOnt READ MORE: https://t.co/8ysfF5mbAC

MISSING Ibrahim, 17 - last seen Tuesday, November 7, 2023, 1:05 p.m. - Albion Road/Weston Road area - 5'10"-6', unshaven - wearing grey pants, a dark grey hoody, green winter jacket and white Fila shoes #GO2589697 ^vk

Boy. This one.

London called but now has regrets.