Simon Lebron
@morri_mike
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Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. He lived happily ever after.
Philadelphia, PA
Joined June 2009
Throwing pebbles at a dame’s second story window to get her attention. Doesn’t happen anymore.
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ELECTION ALERT: Still Too Early To Know Which Minority To Scapegoat ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down why it's still too early to say exactly which racial and ethnic minority groups will be to blame for each political party's shortcomings this election.
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The voter list for my division definitely has people on it who moved out of state. I get why purging rolls is discouraged but how accurate can turnout percentage be?
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Warm weather has had a lot more older voters come out. We just had a guy with oxygen and a cane walk all the way here.
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Not fur nuthin' but Ahye Veowted
I’m hearing that turnout is so high that Delco has actually run out of “I Voted” stickers. That’s bananas.
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It doesn't sound like Cushbomb has much/any dysarthria or aphasia. That's remarkable. God bless him.
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Dems are feeling saucy as hell. I've never seen so many voters antagonizing the Republicans handing out sample ballots.
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Libs are at it again. Three dogs have been brought inside the polls.
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My division has had 80 voters so far.
The tracker is live! I estimate that as of 7:45, 75,000 Philadelphians have voted in person, in addition to 178,000 mail in ballots received (as of Monday). https://t.co/rvgpOKMqp8 When you vote, submit your number to https://t.co/mUF9uDXsBd!
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Your vote is confidential. No one, not even your polycule, gets to know how you voted.
It would be funny if the Kamala camp launched one of those "Vote Harris. Nobody has to know." ads but targeted specifically at leftists.
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Should I be Mike Dudley for Halloween next year?
Little Spike Dudley hits an Acid Drop on Mabel ECW: November to Remember November 1st, 1998 @SpikeDudley5
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If you put the blood of the squirrel on your door the canvassers will skip your house.
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Anybody taking kids to this rally tonight? I can't tell if it'll be cool or miserable
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Obviously the leap is incredible but he gets crushed as soon as he lands and doesn't fumble. It's unbelievable. If it was a movie you'd think it was too silly.
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This is my favorite tweet of the year.
ask yourself why Guy Fieri goes to cousin fucker Midwest towns and finds sick restaurants but this guy goes exclusively to top 50 metro areas and always ends up complaining about the food definition of skill issue
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Temple should break into polling. Our state is very important and will be for the foreseeable future. It's good for the brand since we can't even field a good basketball team anymore.
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