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Banned at 1m Aerobic squad winner 96🏅 30 years plus.🐧🫶🐧 been there, done that , 🌍 Worn the tight white T shirt. 🦈🐠 📦 Retired 🍷 📚 📺 .
Cheshire.
Joined June 2019
500 meters from my front door. coffee still warm . ☕️ probably shouldn't have done it in my slippers.
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I found a tune for my next date night, sexy towel dance . 👍👍👍
Man or a Monster - Icarae (Official Audio) #newmusic #cover #synthpop ___ Day 8 of 8 👹 - BONUS! Last drop for a while. Thought I'd share a cover of a song by someone who inspires me; Sam Tinnesz released it in 2022. I recorded this with Nell last July. It won't be anywhere else
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Break out the Ferrero Rocher @damekatydenise_ Your town needs an ambassador to help them win. what is Grimsby Culture ? ( and does putting yoghurt on it really help )
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I just heard the full version of La Bambola by Madonna. I liked it. She should have listened to me and entered her Dietrich period years ago .
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There's talk of stopping grok from putting children in bikinis. not banning X .
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Do you think when all the religious nutters are kicked out of Iran , they will go to another Islamic state. or will they head straight for the west ?
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The song in the new perfume ad with Madonna is called La Bambola ( the Doll ) as in "protect the dolls" 😡😡😡 I'm literally shaking .
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🚪Knock Knock. " Are you watching porn in the bath ? " What exactly does he think I'm in to ?
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Madonna shows solidarity & announces all the profits from her new single will go to @damekatydenise_ to help fight chair poverty. #ProtectTheDolls
#Madonna
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Sorted, I had to make an executive decision on the construction worker, because I got 2 applications.
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do any of my mutuals want to join my village people tribute act ask Grok to dress you as your favourite.
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just enough to look pretty, not enough to excuse sitting here all day eating biscuits.
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People demanding a free Palestine, & a free Maduro. I wouldn't hold your breath. I'm still waiting for my free Nelson Mandela.
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Gaza in the Mediterranean 17 celsius The peak district at - 3 celsius https://t.co/Ta3qZvV4ls
1) So I’m putting together this thread 🧵 because in just the past two days, several more ridiculous fake videos of snow and blizzards in Gaza have been making the rounds on social media. It’s enough to make you want to pull your hair out. I’m copying @GAZAWOOD1, @visegrad24,
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Liverpool bangs on about the Beatles. & over look the the musical genius of Ked Dodd. " A penis, a penis. the Greatest thing that I possess. I thank the Lord that I've bee blessed, with more than my share of a penis " So gender affirming. https://t.co/YjB9K9zip2
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I invited 3 men into my bedroom to watch the fireworks. and only one of them tried to kiss me . ☹️ I'm losing it .
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I've got people coming over to watch the fireworks . see you on the other side .
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