I can’t actually believe how beautiful I am. It’s just so effortless too. I wake up & I just am this hot. Sometimes it’s difficult knowing that everyone is attracted to me. Your gran & your man want me. Deal with it.
#TransWomenAreWomen
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
#LGBTQ
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Literally crying, shaking & hyperventilating here watching this! Absolute monsters! This is literally erasing millions of queer folx in New Zealand. Yesterday they existed, now they don’t. This is genocide. Let’s not share this video anymore please.
I’d love to be reunited with my son Gordon. I’ve not seen him for over 20 years, we lost touch after I had a prolonged stay at my holiday flat at Broadmoor & he left for London to model for C&A. Can you help me find him? Please share.
#FindGordon
#mothersday2024
I’m gonna say this one final time y’all, WE ARE NOT TWIN SISTERS! We don’t even look Like! There’s not one similarity. Get your eyes tested & DO FUCKING BETTER!
#TransIsBeautiful
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Outside court today, my X P.A
@jk_rowling
didn’t show up (probably drying out). My complaints included:
▫️ JK drinking Blue Nun in the office
▫️Theft of 12 bottles of Tippex
▫️Wilful misgendering of myself & my support whippet
We ARE proceeding to the Supreme Court!
#BeKind
Just been misgendered in Boots trying to buy Viagra. I put down my tampons & fled; the sales womxn literally assassinated me in broad daylight. Now sat in my car crying live on Tik Tok. Why do folx have to be so cruel?
#TransWomenAreWomen
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
#LGBTQ
🏳️⚧️🪑
@Higgins802
Before posting tributes to someone who has died we should review their work & consider how it has impacted Trans folx. I won’t be attending Perry’s funeral now. Thank you for being brave enough to turn this man’s death into a Trans issue. 🏳️⚧️
I’ve been investigating
@jk_rowling
or…
JULIAN KEITH ROWLING, a 58 yr old man born on the same day, in the same place to the same parents. Coincidence?
NO!
I can reveal that JK Rowling was born a man! I will be exposing more over a massive spread in the Sunday Sport!
Didn’t go to work today. Been crying all night on Tik Tok about being misgendered at my prostate exam. Dyed my hair green to cheer myself up. Feeling devoid of personality but I desperately want some attention so….
I’d like to announce that I’m now non binary!
#TransRights
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I wrote the Harry Potter books back in 1984 whilst I was working part time at Spearmint Rhino; I left the transcripts in my locker & they were stolen by another girl.
She left shortly after.
This is my truth.
@jk_rowling
Oh here she is, it’s Lambrini Lil. I’m surprised you can actually compose a tweet, usually by this time you can’t get up off the sofa! Laid out in your Bay City Rollers pyjamas wearing men’s slippers with Pot Noodle all down you.
Celebrating these beautiful womxn on
#TransDayOfVisibility
- finally a day they can be seen & not just blend in. Part of me feels bad for outing them as Trans as they have worked hard at passing, but representation matters folx. Reach out & touch a Trans person today! 🏳️⚧️❤️
Why has Easter been moved to clash with
#TransDayOfVisibility
? We never get any days to ourselves! The giving of an egg makes a mockery of Trans womxn desire for their own reproductive system. Every child eating an egg today is complicit in the mass slaughter of Trans folx. Fact.
I’m currently on the roof of 10 Downing Street folx! I will NOT come down until every Trans womxn in the country is given adequate seating AND puberty blockers are made available to all kittens. No debate!
Please share.
#DameKatyRoofTopProtest
#ChairPoverty
#TransAnimals
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My Aunt Flo has gone missing. Her memory is impaired & she often thinks she’s an MP. She was last seen staggering out a Spar shop just off the Bognor high st with a bottle of cherry Lambrini & a fag in her mouth (not sure of his name). Pls could you share her photo?
#FindFlo
My great Uncle Nobby is made up with the results of his hair transplant! It’s really taken months off him. He turns 70 tomorrow & would be made up with a like or a repost. I’ll show him all your messages when he’s out of solitary confinement. 🙏🏻
Today I’ve been visiting Trans womxn in prison jailed purely for being themselves (+ rape & murder). 70% of Trans prisoners are allegedly in for sex offences, however if their cis ‘victims’ were more welcoming, no crime would’ve been committed. Fact.
#TransWomenAreWomen
#LGBTQ
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Refusing to select Eddie Izzard to represent Brighton is pure transphobia! Brighton is a nasty hate filled place full of cis str8 white men known for their intolerance of powerful womxn. I’m sorry this happened to you
@EddieIzzardLab
- on to the next place. Maybe try Gaza?
#LGBTQ
Polite request; please centre Trans folx feelings on
#MothersDay
- many find the word Mother offensive & problematic. Birthing Unit Day is preferred & inclusive. Also please don’t delegitimise the millions of men who’ve literally given birth. Change your language, save a life.
So inspiring to see womxn getting into politics; for too long it’s been dominated my middle aged white men! Not only will these womxn be able to give a voice to the millions of gender queer folx in the UK, they’ll also get a much needed seat!
#TransRights
#BlokeInAWig
#LGBTQ
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Allahu Akbar actually means ‘Trans Women Are Women’ in Arabic. Allah was known to use she/her pronouns & could often be found wearing cocktail dresses with kitten heels lip syncing to Cher.
Educate yourself.
#LGBTQ
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🧵Like many Trans activists, I’ve spent the past few weeks being trolled, bullied & received threats of violence. I’m now on 24 hour watch as I’ve been deliberately giving myself minor paper cuts. For the sake of my mental health I will be stepping back from X for 7 minutes.
Sick of the erasure.
Sick of the bigotry.
Sick of not being seen.
Why are Queer folx NEVER validated or represented?
We ARE the most marginalised folx alive!
We need Queer representation NOW!
Going to bed, literally shaking & crying.
#LGBTQ
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
@cool2btrans
Oi! I want a word with you! I’ve had 6 pairs of my Apple catchers pilfered off the line this morning; the neighbour said she saw a haggard looking druid with split ends going over my fence with them. I’m assuming this was you?
Right, I’ve had enough. I’m driving up to Scotland to report this as a hate crime. Enough is enough! India Willoughby does NOT look like a Botox Chucky. Everytime this post gets shared I will be logging a report. You f**kers have gone too far this time!
#TransWomenAreWomen
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So on
#TransDayOfVisibility
the government put the clocks FORWARD so we lose 1 hour! Coincidence!?! No. We’re not even allowed a whole day now! I’m sick of this. Happy Trans 23 hours of visibility, folx. Sorry to those who won’t get a chance to be seen in that stolen hour. 🏳️⚧️
Polite reminder; trans womxn aren’t here for cis men to objectify. I’ve been wolf whistled & leered over multiple times this week. I have a brain but it seems men just think I’m a bit of eye candy. Stop judging me on my 38DD chest & size zero waist!
#TransWomenAreWomen
#LGBTQ
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“I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in zi will live, even though they die”.
I’m back! Like a persistent STD.
Spread the word & do better! 🪑🏳️⚧️
#TransAnimals
#ChairPoverty
#ChairsForTrans
@SheaChristie3
@Specsavers
🤬🤬🤬 Specsavers staff’s eyes are transphobic. Forcing you to walk is absolutely barbaric; I’m assuming no chairs were available? Outing you in front of customers is disgraceful too; imagine if someone outed you on X to thousands of people, that would be even worse!
A lot has been said recently about Osama Bin Laden yet no reference to her gender identity. Osama (or Amanda to her close friends) was a Trans womxn & used to run a karaoke night with free Pie & Peas at ‘The White Swallow’ pub in Islamabad.
#TransAwarenessWeek
#LGBTQ
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🇵🇰 ☪️
@OwenJHurcum
A PhD in Transgender Archaeology? I bet there was some serious competition for that course, you did well to get on it fella! Employers will be fighting over themselves to offer you a job! It’s almost as impressive as my PhD in Cat Psychiatry & Rodent Gender Studies!
@CreserDylanGrn
Top tip for canvassing; brush your teeth, wash your hair, sort out your roots & don’t wear a shirt Timmy Mallett wouldn’t be seen dead in.
& probably ditch the ‘tash.
& the Green rosette.
Apart from that I think you’ll definitely convince the public to vote!
Just not for you.
Melissa has been living as a womxn since Tuesday & is quite interested in applying to be a lesbian.
Trolls say you can’t put a wig on a pig & call it a womxn. Wrong! & with that in mind I’m pleased to announce that she’s the Green Party candidate for Bromsgrove.
#TransAnimals
Although I’ve had to use the
#BlokeInAWig
hashtag to raise awareness of my most recent post, I’m disgusted to see it now trending. Please refrain from using
#BlokeInAWig
from now on. I will be reporting accounts that continue to use
#BlokeInAWig
- I hope I’ve made that clear. 🏳️⚧️
So angry right now. Just heard the government is installing lightbulbs on Trans womxn’s heads; they flash when they go into single sex spaces to alert birthing units to their presence. Totally barbaric! Memantine could be your mother! Let that sink in!
#TransWomenAreWomen
#LGBTQ
Last night this man ran up a £500 bill at my local curry house in Grimsby & fled without paying! He said he was nipping to his car & left behind his wallet as collateral, after 15 minutes it was checked - EMPTY bar his photo. Pls share. Someone must know this Bhaji Bilker!
Who did this!?! I’ve really had enough of derogatory violent memes now! I don’t want to ever see this again; if I see ANYONE repost this I will ring 999, 911 & the AA.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
Just got back from the hairdressers; was wolf whistled as soon as I stepped out the salon! Being so beautiful can sometimes be hard but I owe it to my public to be the most attractive, authentic & valid version of myself.
#TransIsBeautiful
#TransWomenAreWomen
#LGBTQ
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Been to the hairdressers today. Nipped into the offy after to get some White Lighting & got wolf whistled by the local tramp, Piss Stain Patrick! I’ve still got it!
Cis womxn, what’s stopping you looking as hot as me?
#TransIsBeautiful
#TransWomenareWomen
#LGBTQ
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Does anyone recognise this womxn leaving one of Jeffrey Epstein’s parties? She was allegedly trafficked to
#EpsteinIsland
but was soon trafficked back. Not been seen since. Please find her.
#EpsteinClientList
Trans rabbits are rabbits, fact. This is non negotiable. Refusing Chantelle access to cis hutches is fascism; her feelings must be centred - the fear shown by cis rabbits to her arrival is learnt bigotry & must be addressed. Reframe your trauma!
#TransAnimals
#LGBTQ
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Polite notice; if your child has dressed up as a Harry Potter character for
#WorldBookDay2024
then congratulations, you’ve raised a far right bigot & they literally have blood on their hands. Dressing as Hitler would be less offensive.
#WorldBookDay
#JKRowling
#indiawilloughby
I’ve seen the
#EpsteinClientList
& not one Trans womxn is listed! Why weren’t we invited to the Island? This is just another disgusting example of Transphobia.
Just found this in the kitchen drawer stuck to a serving spoon. No idea what it is or how it got there. X, help! What is it? Some type of stirrer? Or maybe a cork?
.
@JasonManford
it’s come to something when a womxn can’t play the keyboard with her shenis on TV without bigots bitching & bringing it up all the time. I used to play ‘Shaddap Your Face’ on the Stylophone with mine, the folx at the old people’s home loved it!
#TransWomenAreWomen
@jk_rowling
Yes, but you actually woke me up when you got back into bed. I don’t remember any conversation just you hogging the duvet & blowing off all night. The rats went running once they heard your watery trumps!
Words like Good Friday & Easter are problematic. Many trans folx live in abject misery, most days are a struggle; saying a day is ‘good’ invalidates their lived experience. Easter denotes new life, 1 that is denied to billions of gender queer people. Stop reminding us of this! 🏳️⚧️
Off to the dog track tonight; gone for a more subtle look, tired of being seen as just a sexual fantasy. Folx forget that I’m a Doctor, MOBO award winner & a Psychic. I’m not here looking for dates or 1 night stands.
#TransIsBeautiful
#TransWomenAreWomen
#TransRights
#LGBTQ
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Why y’all ignoring the fact that St Patrick was Trans?! Patrick AKA Patrica was well know in Dublin for her green wigs, her love of historic anime cave drawings & early experiments with shamrock infused puberty blockers, so she did. Educate yourself. 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪☘️
#StPaddysDay
#LGBTQ
Sat at work looking hot & feeling good. Taken my whole authentic self into the office along with 3 sardine, egg & onion sandwiches, 20 silk cut & a flask of Bovril. Life is good! Muting all haterz who are literally force feeding me broken glass & tramp bogies.
#TransWomenAreWomen
Larvae & Parvo are Poly fem lesbians looking for a third; sadly their last partner caught rabies & had to be put to sleep. Their interests include taxidermy, Josef Fritzl & water sports. Would like to meet amputees 18-103. No Jews / Estate Agents.
#TransWomenAreWomen
#LGBTQ
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The beautiful Malaria-Anne is a womxn; no more, no less. Her femininity isn’t invalidated just because she has a shenis, external ovaries, a madam’s apple, a voice deeper than Barry White & stubble you could light a match on.
#TransWomenAreWomen
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
#LGBTQ
@EmmaSzewczak
Yes! This! Cis womxn should prioritise looking after children, cleaning & cooking. Once all their duties have been addressed only then may they use social media & then it should be time limited. Thank you for saying this.
Whilst y’all mouthing off about JK Rowling & Nazis just remember that Hitler was actually a womxn called Andrea; she fostered homeless ferrets & sold Avon in her spare time. Educate yourselves & take Andrea’s name out your mouth!
#TransWomenareWomen
#TransHistory
#LGBTQ
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Beautiful day; got my windows open, but the peace is being spoilt by my elderly neighbour, Hilda. She’s fallen AGAIN & keeps shouting me using my dead name. I’ve turned up Metallica to drown her out! A night on the floor might make her rethink her bigotry. LOL! 🤣
#TransRights
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It’s 2024 & Trans womxn are still living in
#ChairPoverty
- as temperatures continue to plummet floors are a death trap. This week over 4000 of our sisters will be found dead; literally killed by their own frigid feminine scrotums frozen to the floor.
#chairsfortrans
#LGBTQ
🏳️⚧️🪑
Why has Easter been moved to clash with
#TransDayOfVisibility
? We never get any days to ourselves! The giving of an egg makes a mockery of Trans womxn desire for their own reproductive system. Every child eating an egg today is complicit in the mass slaughter of Trans folx. Fact.
1000 new followers in a day! Let me introduce myself; I’m Dame Katy Denise Alexis Colby CH GBE, a
#TransAnimals
&
#ChairPoverty
activist, teacher, healer & psychic. I expose transphobic bigotry in the dementia community & promote gender reassignment surgery for foetuses. Welcome!