Moose Bro
@moosebro45
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Just me. A Do Dirt Appalachistani.🇺🇲
Joined April 2022
I get attached to stuff. I can feel their soul. Truck started fucking up this week. Hold on, I'm gonna fix you. Up at 0500, start wrenching, testing, checking, 8 trips to 5 auto parts stores. About $500 in sensors and stuff. Get done at 1200, and we go for a drive. Best drive
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Poast poaker.
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This is aweaome.🤣.
@TheMaineWonk Doctor here: The subject, upon concluding his oratory presentation at the lectern, initiated a pivotal rotation of his torso to facilitate egress from the stage. During this maneuver, the lateral aspect of his right brachium—specifically the region encompassing the deltoid and.
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Badass🤌🤌.
Put together a fishing kit for the daughter. Gonna surprise her.
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Vigorous doggy style says otherwise.😃.
Remember to always wear your safety glasses. You can't hear a pair of tits.
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RT @bonner_jr1979: I have just committed a war crime against the speedway men’s room in Taylor, AZ. I highly advise you to avoid the area f….
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RT @IamThiagoCortes: The Qanon movement is the polar opposite of GoonTwitter. Their motto being, “Trust the Plan”. Ours unofficially being….
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RT @Gypsywolf9807: If you can. The owners just stopped feeding her and left her to die under their trailer. This was my Ryan Wade.
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Get a load of this bullshit take.😆😆😆.
@moosebro45 First of all ick . Secondly, Mac &Cheese is gross and not real food .
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RT @RileyRooTwo: Huge shout out to @CultLaser for the work he did on our commemorative @palmettoarmory Dagger for the Phantom - National Ai….
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Making dinner last night, wife was doing the bills. I made chicken thighs, mac&cheese, and a steamed veggie medley (I ran out of salad and grilled chicken). Oven beeps, steamer timer beeps, and my watch beeps all within a few seconds of each other. Grab the chicken out of the
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