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Skeptichasm: When you question the abyss and wonder if it is really bottomless.
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Mirchioness of Choleybhaturey
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Apparently, yoga is great for the spine. I’m not sure, how it works for the spineless.
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Apparently Swiggy only pays ₹15/- per trip to its delivery people. Which means even to earn ₹10,000/- a delivery person has to make at least 600-700 trips. If each trip takes about half an hour so they are earning barely ₹30/- per hour 😱
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I hate wrong numbers.
Just got a call from an unknown number who asked if I was Hari Kishore. I replied I’m more of a Slow Bujurg. I thought it was a clever reply. He didn’t.
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Anyone remembers the India that eradicated small pox? Anyone remembers the India that eradicated polio? No? Ok.
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There are 40 Memorable Indian Ads in this painting. Can you spot any?
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Marriage is a long-term relationship. Wedding is a one-time event. Sometimes people put more into the wedding than their marriage.
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Driving on the wrong side of the road is how most Indians live their American dream.
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When Shakespeare wrote "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day" he just chose an inefficient way to say "You're hot!"
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Every time I see Indian men tweeting of "women are always after money" I imagine them sitting on top of all the dowry they got.
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@GoingOffensive
@amitmehra
@AamAadmiParty
@ArvindKejriwal
Even the Delhi roads have improved so much. The traffic is much better too. And their responsive governance through the mohalla groups. I’m a reluctant admirer of AAP. but yeah, the propaganda against them is huge.
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Everyone has a great story to tell but not everyone gets the listener they want.
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I’ve yet to meet a potato I didn’t like. Give me potato — fried, boiled, mashed, hash browns, tiki, in biryani, in mutton curry, as aloo dum, inside dosas, with gobhi, as parantha stuffing, with capsicum, in salads, as smileys, with mayo, baked in skin — in any form, yes!
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He cracked a joke. She threw her head back & laughed. She knew she looked good when she did that. He thought she loved his jokes.
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Indians will cross five continents & seven seas to eat Indian food.
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I remember 6th December 1992 as the first time I felt ashamed to be a Hindu.
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Maid has no car, No bike. Been trying to pay her in petrol. So we told her, we'll hire a maid who has a car, now she's got car, bike & bus.
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His dad died while getting garlanded! If this isn’t courage then I don’t know what is
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Next time anyone says that you look young for your age, remember, this is Rekha at 64 years!
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My dad's two-point risk management strategy:
1. Kuchh nahi hoga.
2. Jo hoga dekhi jayegi.
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Don't panic about everything new. My grandmom said, even a pressure cooker was considered an evil gadget that threw out all the nutrients.
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This Harvard “Coconut oil is ‘pure’ poison” research reminds me of an old joke.
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If there was wisdom in beards, all goats would be prophets. ~ Old Armenian proverb
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Why is bad Hindi grammar considered cute but bad English grammar is stupid?
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Who are we?
Men
What do we want?
Women's attention
How do we do it?
By being misogynists
Do we get attention?
No
Why do we do it?
We are men
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Children grow at their own pace but parents age rapidly. That’s the real heartbreak life has to offer.
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So here’s a pic of me wearing that very same kurti and celebrating mum’s memory this Monday morning!
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One person I know is sitting in Dubai and incessantly sending “Buy Indian” messages 🤷🏻♀️ This is WhatsApp warriors at their best.
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Martin Luther King Jr. visited my home town in 1959.
Here’s a candid picture of him and my grandfather. And the young girl in a saree is my mom with Coretta King.
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This is a tree love post. Reply and share your tree/trees pic here. Here’s mine. It’s a pic I took in Fort Kochi.
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Extreme sense of gratitude as Mum returned from the hospital after a 42 days stint of which 10 days were in the ICU in a critical condition.
I had to go to the hospital every single day when the covid situation was at a peak and yet stayed safe is another thing I’m grateful for.
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If a blob of toothpaste doesn’t fall on the washbasin did you even brush your teeth?
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If a woman does well in her field of expertise why is it automatically assumed that she could be a role model for girls and women only? Can’t boys and men have women as role models too?
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missing my mom terribly so let me tell you a sweet story about her from a couple of decades ago. So she had gone shopping with my aunt & she spotted an embroidered kurti that she thought would look good on me. It wasn’t your usual Lucknowi kurti & color was an unusual peach 1/n
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Democracy redefined: Off the people; Force the people; Buy the people.
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Unpopular opinion: rassgullas are overrated. Gulabjamun is the real thing.
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Once you label someone, you keep looking for reasons to justify it.
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"Are you Bong?"
"Erm... yes."
"From CR Park?"
"No."
"Machhi khobey?"
"That's not polite."
"Aami tomaake bhalo bashe."
"Ok."
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Omg! Men are misbehaving again. Let's punish the women. ~ Delhi Police
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Dear women,
If you were travelling alone and begin to feel threatened or scared, would you call the police? Does it ever make you feel safe to see police around? Or have you called the police in such cases? Do tell.
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@DOCTORATLARGE
Does that rule apply to women too? I rarely see men giving food to their wives
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I took the Dove vs. Milk challenge and realised you can't drink Dove.
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It’s two months today since my mum passed away and for the first time an incident involving her popped up in my head and it made me smile without the physical heartache I feel every time I think of her.
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“Until the lion tells the story, the Hunter will always be the hero.” ~ African Proverb
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I smiled at someone. The person didn't smile back. I want to unsmile my smile now.
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14th December used to be a day of great celebration in prepandemic days. It was my parents’ wedding anniversary and the two love birds would always love to play host to friends, relatives neighbours … 💞
Happy anniversary Ma & Pa wherever you are 💕
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I wish all these celebs collect money to buy shoes for the little kids in that chappal selfie pic instead of making deep philosophical noises about happiness, innocence and similar stuff.
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I remain in support of ALL doctors anywhere in the world. I trust them completely. They may make mistakes but I do not for a moment believe that they want to harm their clients. I admire their dedication to their work. My respect for them is irrevocable.
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IIT boys are on a door-to-door spree attempting to sell Art of Living sessions in the neighborhood. Now this is a new kind of brain drain.
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How would you like to have this meat? With rice, roti or something else?
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Do roti nahi toh Dorito hi sahi
आज गृह राज्य मंत्री
@kishanreddybjp
जी द्वारा
@BJP4Delhi
को खाद्य सामग्री दी गई।
यह सामग्री
#SevaHiSangathan
के अंतर्गत दिल्ली भर में भाजपा द्वारा चलाए जा रहे कैंप में जरूरतमंदों के साथ-साथ दिल्ली की सेवा में कार्यरत निगम कर्मचारियों व पुलिस कर्मियों के बीच वितरित की जाएँगी।
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One guy tries to troll me by calling me aunty not realizing that I’m old enough to be his grandmom 🙄
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Maturity is the process of discovering that you want someone who can keep your feet warm more than someone who makes your toes curl.
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Apparently, the heart weighs just about 300 grams. So being heartless doesn't really contribute to weight loss. Get rid of something else.
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A restaurant waiter in Delhi works 10-14 hours daily & earns between 12-20k per month. They are rarely paid for the overtime & tips are given based on some convoluted point system. If this isn’t exploitation, what is?
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Besides getting hurt, what is the purpose of having religious sentiments?
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Eat like there's no cholesterol.
Drink like there's no hangover.
Sleep like there's no morning alarm.
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For best taste of Poha, Upma and Cup noodles, after adding hot water, leave the lid closed for 3 minutes before dumping it all into the nearest bin.
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Not to start an intercity battle but even as a Delhiite I think Mumbai people are quite rude or at least that’s how my experience has been this entire trip. Zero warmth. Hyper stressed. Rude. Did I say rude? Yes, rude.
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If you want to be subtweeted or trolled by me please RT/Like this tweet.
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So I’ve been squeezing the last squeeze of toothpaste but forgetting to buy a new tube all last week. So finally I went to the corner store yesterday & after paying for the toothpaste I thought I should buy a backup tube too but discovered that it was the last one there.
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