You can either have freedom or you can have peace. Never both together

दोस्ती में पूरी वफादारी होनी चाहिए। प्यार में तो धोखे मिलते ही रहते हैं।

There are only two kinds of women: good women and beautiful women. And the two types are mutually exclusive

Experience has shown me that I understand people correctly, even their hidden motivations. But the problem is, I give them the benefit of the doubt, and that gets me into trouble

The giraffe believes that it is holding the sky, otherwise the sky will fall

Fear of earthly life, self-hatred and greed for eternal life are the three things that make a religious fanatic

India vs South Africa is heading for a thriller finish

Darling, if I wanted just sex, I'd have paid a prostitute. But I want tenderness, I want touch, I want someone to listen to me

A man needs a girlfriend for one most important reason: To text "I love you" when he's drunk

It's hardly an intelligent thing to play with your own life by taking cheap medicines to prevent the doctor from getting a supposed commission on branded quality medicines

इश्क में थोड़ी सी झिझक थोड़ा तकल्लुफ रहने दे सब दूरियां मिटाने वाले अक्सर बहुत दूर हो जाते हैं।

Any thing, person or idea that is worshipped becomes God. And the first sacrifice that a God demands is your humanity

*First day in the gym* Boy 1: Uncle, you've come to pick up your son? Boy 2: Uncle, please use very light weights Boy 3: Don't worry uncle, call me if you get into trouble Boy 4: You know uncle, you can build your body at any age

I've seen religious people to be either fearful, or arrogant or greedy or stupid or downright devious. I've never seen them to be good or kind

If someone shows you too much love, you're in for a nasty surprise sooner or later

The downfall of the West Indies cricket team and that of the Congress have been exactly the same: from no 1 to no one

The name of the Customs department is derived from the Tamil word "Kashtams" which means difficulties.

Other govt departments in India work after taking bribes. Except the Customs Department, whose work *is* taking bribes

Fifties seem to be the right age to grow up. So I've stopped believing in childish things like magic, God and true love

Freedom cannot be a project. You're already free, but because of your fears and your conditioning, you refuse to recognise your freedom