honestly i don’t blame hua cheng for being arrogant and pompous because if i got the chance to date my fave kpop idol i’d also act just as insufferable
i love how the blackwater arc was he xuan fulfilling his centuries-long dream revenge fantasy and hualian’s just out here mutually getting hard in a coffin 💀
junwu when he hears how hualian got together: oh so when HE stalks you for 800 years it’s touching and romantic but when I do it it’s “weird” and “posessive”? pathetic.
honestly i kind of get where jun wu’s coming from cuz if i saw trust fund crown prince xie lian say “live laugh love” (aka his body in abyss line) that would’ve sent me over the edge too… i would’ve haunted that bitch for CENTURIES
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this is how you know hualian belongs together because on the flip side you have hua cheng going “i have a wife… wink wink” and xie lian’s just like oh time to be jealous of myself
something else that kills me is that another coworker wanted to join us but when we called to add one more person the staff was like “um.. no…..” as if we were being super weird
BUT LOOKING BACK THEY PROBABLY THOUGHT WE WERE A WEIRDO TROUPLE OR SOMETHING ALDJSKSJDK
the coffin scene is even more heartbreaking because he doesn’t say “who’s there?”
he says “who can come?”
as in, the insinuation being “who can come save me?” oh gege… 😭
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@tudou_mi
worst part about this is that these commenters are likely the same ones who go “ugh, sub over dub!!” when it comes to JP-EN but suddenly when it’s CN-JP they’re all about dub 🤷🏻♀️
she didn’t know she booked a COUPLES MASSAGE and just thought it was a team bonding spa day so when we got there and they were like “take off all your clothes” we were like ?????????????????
O this one hurts 🥲 in this scene XL doesn’t call his mom “mother”
he calls her by the formal title “queen mother” (mu hou)
but for the split second he thinks she’s alive, he excitedly switches to the semi-informal “mom!” (niang)
he’s such a precious mama’s boy 😭
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hua cheng continues to be sassy 😂
i’m sure this is for localization purposes but he doesn’t say “he can’t even get a foot in the door.”
he actually says “i don’t even want to slap him because my hand will get dirty.”
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headcanon that beating up his believers actually boosts his fame because they know he’s real and listening 😂
in the lantern festival he actually ranked TENTH!! for comparison the ever popular windmaster ranked eighth 🤯
@xiexieliancheng
yes exactly!! and the fact that WWX got to sleep in the next morning and LWJ softly tucked him back into bed… can’t imagine the relief and love LWJ felt in that moment
cue fengxin with his TIDDY TERROR!!! he does not say “oh my goodness” like a gentleman
he actually says the f bomb… repeatedly 😂 he loves to swear when he’s stressed and it shows
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best part is them breaking the coffin after they kept accidentally touching each others boners and pei ming going “why didn’t you just build a bigger coffin” 😂😂😂
this one is just me giving context, but i love how this scene shows XL and JW’s relationship
XL is basically challenging JW by asking “do you have evidence?” — something other officials wouldn’t dare ask
but he still uses 您 (nín) to address JW, the formal pronoun for “you”
hi friends 🌸 bit of a personal question today but: would anyone be interested if i made a video guide on how to accurately pronounce the names in tgcf?
last one! it’s not fengxin’s fault he didn’t move out of the rain 😭 hua cheng doesn’t say “it’s about to rain heavily”
he actually says “very soon, the weather will change”
should FX have known that crimson rain sought flower rains blood rain? maybe. did HC say that? no! 😂
more hua cheng sassiness...
instead of saying "and you want to negotiate terms with me?"
he more accurately says "what will you even use to negotiate with me?"
basically a teasing way of saying oh, you want to negotiate? but you have NOTHING to use as leverage >:)
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(simple translation bc i’m at work)
HC makes XL a sour plum drink to reward him for his hard work
FX tries it first to make sure it’s safe. he reacts with “SOUR!!!”
MQ then goes “hmph, it’s just a drink. it’s not like it can take you to heaven!” immediately goes to heaven 😂
this one seems like an actual translation error.
she doesn’t say “WE’RE familiar” (her and fengxin) 🙅🏻♀️
she says “THEY’RE familiar” (xie lian and hua cheng)
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wind master my love!!!
here she doesn’t exactly say “His Majesty can afford the compensation”
but more so “it’s not like His Majesty can’t afford to pay you” which is much more like her rambunctious personality 🪭🤭
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