I am a mechanic

Anytime anyone says MySpace… shit I just said it!

It’s boy. Could you get me some bread I’m in a jam… 🙏🏼🙏🏼 bless man @Drake

Throwing shade like it’s 2017

DeFi is kind of a lie

You wanna know why Spotify took away the volume mix?!

FAMILY TIES (edit)

Is clean up on aisle 7 a cliche

Is it going to be summer or semmir

Telepathy

Fifty years ago, if you wanted to see a picture of a raccoon, you either had to already have it or drive to a library. And raccoon in a funny hat? Forget about it.

Mitch McConnell is not an elephant

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

I volunteered for vaccine trials Covid-19 in Dallas, which were made by a Russian Pharmaceutical company. I received my 1st shot on Monday & wanted to let everyone know that it’s safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно

Welcome to the real world, kid

Dry lightning strikes are not wet

Just put Skype out of business

I’ve been thinking a lot of bitches lately: This bitch _______, that bitch _________ #freshoutthemicrowave #thatbitchhot