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@moarhops
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fuck this place, 🟦Sky, same handle
Pittsburgh
Joined April 2008
Your draft system vs the draft system she told you not to worry about. Clean ya damn draft beer lines ya nasty bitches
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do you think when someone gets kicked out of slipknot they're happy because they can finally get their keg deposit back
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Sick, I was just starting to miss getting 30 texts a day
NEW: The Harris financial juggernaut, which raised well over $1 billion, is still soliciting cash and has begun seeking buyers for its email lists in order to stave off its debts—raising uncomfortable questions about where and how all that money was spent in the first place.
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They convinced all yinz that traffic was going to be so cataclysmic that now there's no traffic at all
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I was at a party once where the host made all of us hide in the basement so he could trick an annoying drunk guy into leaving because it was “over”. I’m pretty sure this happened to you
I said "retarded" at a party in Seattle last week and they ended the whole thing because I would not apologize. Completely called it a night—
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Thinking about taking up stabbing myself in the eyes with a freight train just to take a break from political ads
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Hayes. Mifflin Road and Lebanon Road. A state constable called in and said that two prisoners he was transporting managed to slip out of their handcuffs and escape while being transported to the ACJ. They are currently on the run down the road.
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Shitting E.coli out my eyes to own the libs
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I'm tired of you miserable prĂcks talkin' about the election every fĂĽckin' day. Go out and try gettin' laid instead. CöcksĂĽckers.
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Forgot to schedule a bartender this morning so swing on by Piper's for lunch and to talk shit while watching Bob Ross paint happy little trees
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Just paid like $3.95 for a 4oz "shot" of Jameson, hallelujah holy shit, gobbless South Hills dive bars
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Online betting's killin' us now, T. Can't even smack a guy around anymore without him moving his action to the apps.
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he’s gonna ban photos by monday
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Next time someone asks me when Piper's is open I'm gonna hit the F in "every fucking day" like a stepchild
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