A little afraid to post this to FB but that fight was like, so boring. Don't even know how they chose a winner.

Now that we've killed Bin Laden and freed those guys from North Korea can we go back to focusing on who You're So Vain is about?

Okay, calm down nick Jonas.

@ohheyhey_taytay I just don't get it either.

Isn't there one player, coach, analyst- FUCKING Anyone involved in the NFL who says if he plays I don't? #rayrice

I just lost respect for anyone who's made it through an entire episode of girl meets world.

Wait. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie weren't married?

I get so uncomfortable when people sing in my face, especially when its a rap song I don't know; especially when its my very white boyfriend

Okay, Netflix really needs to step up their Robin Williams' game.

I always wondered what "Schweinsteiger" meant... http://t.co/yKrKMcaPWN

I've seen little in this world that is more tender than a man over seventy enjoying a solitary ice cream cone

Well that was sucky.

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Welp, I might as well rewatch season 2 of orange is the new black.

Ugh like I know Lea Michele should move on with her life, but like ....COREYYYY 😩😩😩😩

"Always so rude, that one" hahah! Wow! @OITNB

My word of the day is crapulous. I cannot be the only one who thinks that's hilarious.

I bet my Zumba friends would be so disappointed to know I spark up a bowl right after class.