Susan Seranwrap
@mkpaulsen
Followers
10K
Following
40K
Media
261
Statuses
5K
Thought leader on dick jokes. Was NOT in gifted & talented classes as a child despite extensive testing!
Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2009
Be careful on the roads out there guys. Someone t-boned my car and I can't tell you how scary it was.
37
598
1K
BREAKING: The United States just crossed $38,000,000,000,000 in national debt. It was $36,000,000,000,000 on January 1st. What happened to DOGE?
5K
14K
100K
BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.
224
2K
37K
.@AGPamBondi is one of the most corrupt human beings we've seen in this nation's leadership; just a completely lawless disgrace.
1K
3K
18K
Only people who hate America will have a problem with this.
5K
8K
105K
ALMOST A WEEK IN AND THEY STILL DON'T GET IT
Perino: You have to stop at with the Twitter thing. If I were his wife, I would say you are making a fool of yourself, stop it… He's got a big job as governor of California but if he wants an even bigger job, he has to be a little more serious.
3K
9K
110K
Gavin Newsom: “You can’t work with him. You only work for him. I’m not gonna work for Donald Trump. UCLA’s not gonna sell their soul like Harvard or Brown or Penn or Columbia. Shame on all of them. We’re gonna fight like hell.”
2K
10K
72K
"UCLA is not going to sell their soul like Harvard or Brown or Penn or Columbia." –Governor @GavinNewsom
1K
4K
18K
.@GavinNewsom: "This guy is trying to get a Nobel Peace Prize? When he's bringing war to the American people? He sent the United States Marines into the United States of America."
381
1K
6K
.@GavinNewsom: "He's a wartime president. He's the head of a war party. War on women. War on voting rights. War on Hispanics. A war on this state. War on institutions. Now he wants war on history."
.@GavinNewsom: "This guy is trying to get a Nobel Peace Prize? When he's bringing war to the American people? He sent the United States Marines into the United States of America."
695
4K
19K
WOW! Very few all caps (low energy!)
2K
6K
91K
The Main Room show tonight at 8:00 has an incredible lineup! Come see @jaypharoah @stephtolev @frankiequinones @mkpaulsen +more! Don't wait, get your tickets early at https://t.co/QJKFFlkQQz!
#hollywoodimprov #standup #comedy
0
4
6
If just announcing this show caused a 4.7 y'all better batten down all the hatches before the big show THIS SUNDAY!! #LA & #Livestream-ers: Don't miss @cameronesposito @DylanAdler6 @IfyNwadiwe @DivaDelux @mkpaulsen & @aparnapkin at @ucbtla 8/18 7pPT Tix: https://t.co/TJcus9geEd
0
7
18
imo 95 percent of the Los Angeles comedy scene is burdened by what has been.
3
1
26
😲🏂
What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!” 👀👀
0
0
15
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
1
0
7