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@mjrmassage
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Small loud and Irish!☘️ Skin Cancer Survivor 🧡 Sports therapist, retired from Non-league just covering the odd game now @LFC supporter. mjrmassage @yahoo .co.uk
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My heart is broken into a million pieces, it will never be whole again.
Sleep well Mam✨🕊️
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😂😂😂All these non league players caning Gareth Bale for moving clubs for a million pound a week?
I know some of you have moved clubs for an extra tenner a week. And you’re questioning his loyalty and love of the game?!? Do me a favour. 😂😂😂
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This picture makes my heart sad! 😢 And just shows what’s fundamentally wrong with our world....
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The best 4 words I have ever heard.... “NO FURTHER TREATMENT REQUIRED!”👊🏼 The amazing doctors at Guys successfully removed all the cancer from my face.🙌🏼
#scarface
#skincancer
#successfulop
#guyscancercentre
#itsgone
#skincancerawareness
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Biopsy results…
CLEAR. 🥳
Woo hoo! No sign of cancer cells.
#scarface
#skincancer
#skincancerawareness
#getchecked
#biopsy
#mole
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In the past 18 months I’ve had skin cancer, Covid and now abdominal surgery to have my appendix out,all during a pandemic.
I haven’t seen my mum or family in 518 days.
So please excuse me while I don’t give a f**k that you’re missing out on your 10 day all inclusive 🙄🤦🏼♀️
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Before you ask a Physio to “work” for your club this season for free/for £25,please think...
The hrs they spend studying
The money they spend on courses
The fact that they will be working for the club for an average of 12 hrs a week
Does your offer still sound reasonable?
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Absolute sort!😍 OP’s done. I’m in a lot of pain, as the drugs are wearing off. BUT.... the good news is the doc thinks he got it all. (Irish doc, what are the odds😉) Go back next Friday to find out. 👊🏼
#scarface
#skincancer
#opday
#passmethemeds
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Tonight the ref showed absolute class. Called me on and stayed right beside my player reassuring him and keeping him calm. (Thankfully it wasn’t as bad as first thought)
Take a bow Stuart Beadle. 🙌🏼 Sheer class!
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I have tweeted this before,but I feel it needs reiterating!
Managers/chairmen
Before you decide a physio should work for “experience” or for a small fee.PLEASE try to consider the hrs of study they have done & the ££ they paid to train & the hrs they will do for you in a week.
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I will tolerate a lot in footy, but I will not tolerate racism directed at my boys! NO FUCKING WAY! 😡🤬
Utterly disgusting behaviour from an absolute moron, but so proud of how our boy handled himself.❤️ So dignified.
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Best four words ever….
NO FURTHER TREATMENT REQUIRED! 🥳
Biopsy results are ALL CLEAR.
BUZZING…. No more scars and stitches🙌🏼
#scarface
#skincancer
#skincancerawareness
#getchecked
#cancer
#cancerawareness
#biopsy
#allclear
#nofurthertreatmentrequired
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My brother is out of intensive care after 12 days!🙌🏼
Built like his Mama👊🏼.
In his own room and was out of bed today (in a wheelchair)
It’s a small step, but it’s a small step forward.
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During this time I want to show that we can still be kind to each other and look after each other.❤️
Any NHS staff based in Southeast London/Kent can come to see me for COMPLIMENTARY massage. To relax after/between their shifts.
Please share with/tag these amazing people.❤️
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WE DID IT!👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼 We fed the truckers. I think in the end we had enough food for 360/370 people.
THANK YOU to EVERYONE WHO HELPED. You are so generous and amazing🥰
#wefedthetruckers
#THANKYOU
#footyfamily
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A year ago today!
I had my op to remover skin cancer....
7 days later heard the best 4 words ever “No further treatment required”🙌🏼
#scarface
#skincancer
#skincancerawareness
#getchecked
#cancer
#cancerawareness
#guys
#mohs
#surgery
#notfurthertreatmentrequired
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Guess the words out!😂
#thelastdance
“The Last Dance!” ... It's The last season for EMILY SAWYER (
@mjrmassage
) our Club Physio who said "I've always wanted to work at this level and what a great club to spend my final season with!" 💛
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It’s been a hard 6 months,In September doctors found skin cancer on my neck, In October they found it on my face.I had the area removed 2 weeks ago,unfortunately it’s spread a little so I need further surgery, in case you’re wondering why I look worse than usual.😂
#scarface
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If you are taking the piss out of the Queens passing you need to give your head a wobble!
A mum, a grandma, a 96 yr old still working two days before her death.
Absolutely nothing amusing about that in my eyes. She’s to be admired. 👑
#QueenElizabeth
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Loving life! Just paid off 12 grand in debt, Made 25k this week, my credit score hit 999, got approved for a 2021 Range Rover SVR and just booked a 2week holiday to Dubai. All of my finances are flourishing,
I don’t know whose status this is but I fucking wish it was mine 😅
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Maybe I'm old skool, but players don't have the same desire/want/fight! A lot of players these days have this air of entitlement.... and it's really fucking annoying. 😒That's just my opinion.
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The reunion!
After 575 days I got to see my mumma bear. (Beware: ugly crying face🤦🏼♀️😂)
#reunion
#covid
#mymum
#loveher
#missedher
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If you have a few mins have a little read. 🙌🏼
#scarface
#skincancer
#skincancerawareness
#getchecked
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Chapter 41 has started🥂
What a start?
GREAT weekend, so far.
Patrick’s Day, Birthday, match day & the six nations.
Thank god I’m off Monday, to recover 👊🏼😂
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My mum has thankfully survived her 7th operation in 12 months. A massive life changer. My mum now starts life as a double amputee. I cannot express how proud of her I am. ❤️ I don’t know what she’s made of but she’s so strong.
#mum
#legend
#amputee
#loveher
#doubleamputee
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Bloke comes up to me and asks for a pic, didn’t want to be rude and say no.🤷🏼♀️🙈😂
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I love this woman more than words and having just heard she’s been hospitalised is absolutely breaking my heart. She will spend Christmas in hospital, alone😢 Love you Mam, keep going. Hopefully we can be together soon.❤️😘
#myhero
#mum
#loveher
#fuckoffcovid
#family
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It’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow, with that in mind…
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at my boys 🖤🧡
@OfficialWands
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Had a very tough conversation with someone last night.... it made me realise why it’s so hard to get physios to work in non league. Talk about being treated badly?
If you want a physio/therapist treat them right. It’s not that hard!
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Seen better legs on a pool table 😂
In hospital since Tuesday for an emergency op🤦🏼♀️ Done and dusted thank god. V spaced from the anaesthetic. Out of action for a few days. And then should be back 👊🏼
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New client tonight…
Can’t place him though, maybe he’s just got one of those faces🤔
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I hid the fact I suffered for anxiety for many years. I was ashamed and felt it made me weak.
Since speaking to people it’s helped me and it’s helped them understand me.
This is a tough week, I just need to use my coping methods and keep going👊🏼
#ItsOkayToNotBeOkay
#anxiety
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Both biopsy’s done!
Chest and face…. Home now, taking it easy.
Few days and I’ll be back to it👊🏼
#scarface
#skincancer
#getchecked
#skincancerawareness
#dermatology
#cancer
#cancerawareness
#biopsy
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300 sandwiches made!👊🏼 (I don’t ever want to see bread or a sandwich again! EVER) 😂😂😂😂
#feedthetruckers
#M20
#dover
#footballfamily
#donations
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Today is the 2nd anniversary of the day I was told my biopsy was skin Cancer and further treatment was required!
WORST PHONE CALL EVER!
But it was caught in time…🙌🏼 For that, I am grateful🥰
#scarface
#skincancer
#skincancerawareness
#GETCHECKED
#cancer
#melanoma
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Season starts tomorrow. For the 1st time since 2010 I won’t be in the dugout.
Very mixed emotions 😢
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What a season!What a great bunch of boys!What a management team!What amazing supporters!
I feel so lucky to have been part of this. The boys gave absolutely everything last night. Proud is an understatement. 🖤💛
My eyes are still stinging from the tears but my heart is full.
From all at Cray Wanderers… we’d like to thank the amazing Emily for her work on and off the pitch this season. It’s her last dance, but we want to keep the music going! Come and show some support tonight! 🎶
@mjrmassage
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Can’t explain the heartbreak when you call your mum and she doesn’t recognise or know you.😢
She has covid, but is also fighting a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a chest infection. She’s so confused.
Get well soon Mamma Bear. ❤️
I love you.
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Can we all take a minute to appreciate my sheer professionalism during a game! A player gets hit in the mister, so I try to ease the pain by squirting water on it. (they don’t teach you that at uni😝😂)
#trueprofessional
#whenindoubtgetthewaterout
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Now the dust has settled…
A little message to all who messaged me beginning of the season;
“you lot will struggle this season”
We struggled our way to a play off semi final!
We struggled our way to make history for the club.
I enjoyed every single minute of our “struggle”
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May is
#SkinCancerawarenessmonth
As some of you know I’ve had skin cancer and am still under Guys for 1 more year.
In May I’m going to attempt to run 5k everyday. Thats 150km, 93 miles or 3.5 marathons.
I’m not raising money, I’m simply raising awareness!
GET CHECKED
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After the last two weeks, referees really need to allow physios on STRAIGHT AWAY for suspected head injuries.Without there assessment! What harm is done if it is Tom-fuckery & it isn’t serious? A min or two wasted!🤷🏼♀️
If it is serious that time could be vital!
#headinjury
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The messages I’ve had yesterday and this morning…. THANK YOU ALL for your lovely words. 🥰
Todays gonna be emosh, more than I thought maybe.🤦🏼♀️
#lastday
#hangingupthephysbag
#lastgame
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Don’t really ever mention my dad as he left when I was 13 & he cut all contact with me! 🤷🏼♀️
He called today after 25 years and got the arse hole with me because I didn’t know who was calling😂
Still belly laughing.😂
I’m guessing after this it will be another 25yrs😳🤷🏼♀️😂
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Want to say a HUGE Thank You to
@Official_BHTFC
Lewis Taylor for his kindness today. Staying with my player who sustained a head injury keeping him calm and safe. Class from the captain. 🙌🏼
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I was asked to cover a charity game for
@LondonSufc
It’s very sobering to think that a group of men share one thing in common, loss and grief! I genuinely had an emotional moment during the game. 😢
A great bunch of lads supporting each other! It was so lovely to be part of🧡
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Storm Dennis is on the way.... don’t worry ladies, it’s a man, so it won’t last long!😉
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I love how England are aggrieved by the laws in Qatar.
This, a country who won’t hang their own flag in their own country on St George’a day Incase you offend non nationals who love here.😂
Maybe start making changes at home lads, before you try to change things in Qatar.
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Tuesday, 5pm;
Therapy session. To deal with my anxiety & the affect it has on my mental health.
Why am I telling you this?
I am no longer ashamed to suffer with anxiety.
If by speaking out it helps 1 person to talk about their struggles with someone-mission accomplished👊🏼
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Blowing out someone else’s candle won’t make yours shine any brighter, remember that.
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Yesterday I shared the dugout with a a legend and consummate professional!
@mattletiss7
What a guy! Had time for absolutely everyone. And even took the time to do a little video for my uncle who’s currently very poorly as a result of liver cancer.
Thanks so much Matt.
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Today,as my childhood friends 10yr old boy lies in hospital fighting for his life after a freak accident yesterday which led to a head trauma,I want to wish all players a safe & injury free game. To all managers,refs & back room staff,please take head injuries seriously.
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Turning my back on the gov and their double standard bull sh*t.
I’ve done what I’ve been asked to do, since March 2020!
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Give me f**king strength.
One minute she’s on deaths door, unresponsive. All called home, expecting the worst. 😢
Fast forward 4 days she’s up trying on my LV shades…. “Oh yeah, I like these!”
Do ya Mary, indeed.😂
She’s absolute chaos.🤦🏼♀️ That’s why I love her❤️
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All week these boys and this club have had my back!🙌🏼
You know when you find your people. 💛
From the kit man (our Pad lad) to the CEO and the players and everyone in between at
@OfficialWands
were there for me! It meant the absolute world.
#lovemyboys
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My op is not longer 4 weeks away.... it’s been moved, to next Friday.👍🏼 8 days and counting.
#scarface
#skincancer
#operation
#8daystogo
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Sometimes in life you realise you are part of something special. One of my best decisions in footy was choosing to be part of
@phoenixsport82
It pulls you in and consumes you.🥰 Im obviously there for the footy, but the people are legitimately the best!💚🖤
#footyfamily
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“Look… over there!”
When the games on BT and you show up in rollers because it’s the Team Night out.🤦🏼♀️😂
Ah well… 🤷🏼♀️
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Tomorrow is the start of
#skincancerawarnessmonth
I will be running 5k every day to raise awareness.
I am just reminding & encouraging people to get checked.🙌🏼
Im defo not
@hardestgeezer
😂
but in a month my lil legs will run 150km, 93miles or 3.5 marathons.
#getchecked
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The hat trick hero’s from yesterday’s
@phoenixsport82
FA Cup game💚🖤
@ballerlekz
@Uncle_jdk09
looking rather pleased with themselves
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Need a physio for next season? But can’t find one, or afford one?
Give me a shout. I may be able to help you out.
#physio
#nextseason
#help
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Listening to Matt Hancock on
@GMB
is making my ears bleed.... 🙄 I think
@BorisJohnson
and the government need to realise that primary schools are the super spreaders. Their idea of social distancing is licking each other 3 times instead of 7🙈
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I am now permanently working from
@phoenixsport82
And loving it.😊 Please feel free to contact me for pre game prep, post match recovery or if you are struggling with injury.
#massage
#recovery
#rehab
#compression
#phoenixsportsclub
#firstteamtherapist
#footballfamily
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So this is happening....😍 Macaroni & Cheese toastie!!Carb overload, perfect hangover cure. Stay tuned for the review....😉🐷
#littemisspiggy
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Here we go.... 13 sliced pans! Ready to be sambos for very hungry truckers stuck on the M20 and Dover. There’s 1,500 trucks and I know I can’t feed all of them but if I can feed a few👊🏼
Please DM me if you can help at all. Any donations of water and crisps very welcome.
#RT
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Getting pre season under way.😉 30 secs sprints (I say sprints, as fast as my little legs will go)😂 30 secs recovery, 25 mins.... 👊🏼
#fatphys
#gettingfit
#preseason
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Remember those days when you got dressed up and went to a wedding! Feels like a lifetime ago.😢
#2020
#lockdown
#bestfriendswedding
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This pic was taken a year ago today. 18 days before my op. This is my last scarless pic.
#scarface
#skincancer
#skincancerawareness
#getchecked
#preop
#scarless
#mohs
#surgery
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I’m so glad you used this pic. The hrs of hair and make up was worth it....🙈😂
Thank you to everyone
@phoenixsport82
Everyone has made me feel so welcome. 🥰
Phoenix Sports are pleased to be able to announce
@mjrmassage
as our First Team Physio this season!
Welcome to the Mayplace Ground!
🚑⚽️ 💚🖤
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Today was tough, today could have easily sent my anxiety into a frenzy. Today could have induced a panic attack.
But thanks to my little “tool box” of coping mechanisms, today was ok.
And I know, tomorrow will be better 👊🏼
#MentalHealthAwareness
#anxiety
#itsoktonotbeok
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So nice to watch
@OfficialWands
last night. 3 points, a clean sheet, lots of familiar faces and plenty of hugs🥰
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Today a ref wouldn’t let me on the pitch do deal with a head injury then booked me when I lost my patience. (Yes I used some colourful language) Our player got kicked in the back of the head but the ref decided he didn’t need treatment. 🤷🏼♀️ It’s a F**KING HEAD INJURY.😡🤬
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Really enjoyed my visit to Flamingo Park today.
Thanks to
@OfficialWands
ladies for having me. Saw lots of familiar faces, the girls made history and won 2-0.
Such an exciting time for the club.
🖤💛
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To all the people who have asked “why are you wearing a poppy? You’re Irish”
My grandad fought in the war & my uncle was held hostage during the Gulf war. Both in the RAF.
THATS why I’m wearing a poppy.
#WeWillRememberThem
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I’m so sorry to anyone I let down or rescheduled this weekend. But I need to be at home with my Mum right now.
Thank you all for understanding and being amazing. 🙌🏼
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When you promise a player you will carry them on to celebrate a win after an injury that saw them unable to finish 90 mins in a cup final.... you end up in a headlock 😂 Id do it all again for any of you
@psu18kyl
👊🏼
#headlock
#injury
#carryingplayers
#lovemyboys
#cupfinal
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Why is there a petition for this?
Put a plaque up. This young man bravely risked his life, and lost his life to save another.
It’s a plaque, it’s the very least the boy and his family deserve…
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#TBT
to when I got out of my footy tracksuit and got to dress up and go for cocktails.... (on a Saturday😉)
#physlife
#dressedup
#cocktails
#saturdayfun
#fatphys
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407 days since I’ve seen you and 407 days since I’ve hugged you....❤️
Miss you Mumma!
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My brother lives in New Zealand. Covid is no longer a thing. The virus is eradicated.
What’s the diff between NZ and the UK?
NZ closed their borders. And they are still closed. You can leave NZ, but you aren’t coming in.
What did we do? Sing happy birthday & Close the pubs.🙄
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