Jenn Takahashi
@jenntakahashi
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chief lurker @bestofdyingtwit @bestofnextdoor | chief talker @takahashipr | 💌: jenn @bestofnextdoor .com
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i'm still recovering from a medical emergency that almost killed me (a few times!) and left me with more than $30k in medical debt 🫠
finally created a gofundme - if you'd like to help out, please consider donating or sharing. thank you so much 🫶🏼
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Did you know there's an app that actually tells you which of your neighbors is racist? 👀
It's called Nextdoor.
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ok so i went on a date w/this guy who slid in my dms. his last name’s Heitz so i joked he should change his username to SuchGreatHeitz. he was like ? so i said “you know,
@PostalService
..?” and he was still like ??? then he looked it up and said “oh i was 6 when that came out” 🫠
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Talking to this guy I'm going out with tomorrow:
Him: I'm actually a professor
Me: Oh cool! What do u teach?
Him: History of death & dying
Me: Seriously?
Him: Yes
Me: ...
Him: ...
Me: ......
Him: ......
Me: So r u dying to go on our date
tmrw?
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can’t wait for xvideos!!!
Elon Musk teases Twitter logo change to an ‘X’ with new visual.
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Me: I hate drama
Neighbors: *start fighting on Nextdoor
Me:
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Two years ago today, I was procrastinating on my Halloween costume, noticed the Twitter handle for
@bestofnextdoor
was available, and started tweeting out the neighborhood screenshots I had saved on my phone
Thank you for building this with me the past two years💚
HBD to us! 🎉
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This post never gets old 😂
"When neighbors start talking, good things happen." 🏡
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it’s only been a a couple weeks since the doctors said there was only a 50% chance of me making it through my first emergency surgery
fast forward to two days ago, my mom woke up and said ��merry christmas jenn - what a blessing it is to be able to say that”
🥲🙏🏼❤️
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This is Matt. He is kind, silly, and smart as h*ck. If you ever want to interview him about his wildly successful accounts (WeRateDogs / Thoughts of Dog), you should reach out to his publicist...
Which would be me 💁🏻♀️
jenn
@weratedogs
.com
19/10 don't tell him I'm a cat person
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Was looking at old pics in my phone getting all sentimental when—
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Oh. My. God. Can't stop crying 🥺😭🙏
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during the SAG-AFTRA strike last year, a major studio offered me *$20K* for ONE tweet and i (stupidly?) turned it down bc i didn't want to be a scab 😭
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Three years ago, I noticed the handle
@bestofnextdoor
was available so I decided to procrastinate on my Halloween costume by tweeting all the screenshots I had on my phone
Somehow it has blossomed into this incredible community & I couldn't be more grateful 💚
HBD to us! 🎉🎉🎉
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I actually think I might die of embarrassment 😶
I downloaded this dumb app
@robokiller
to deter telemarketers from calling by playing annoying pre-recorded messages
This is what happened when Doordash just tried to deliver my order (special appearance by my apt security):
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IF THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON WHO CAN SAVE US RIGHT NOW, IT'S KAI THE HATCHET-WIELDING HITCHHIKER
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alright so i *did* initially feel bad for
@x12345678998765
, the person whose
@X
handle got stolen by elon, but then i lurked through their likes and got the ick real fast
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I want to start a
@bestofnextdoor
club - kinda like a book club, except we dissect neighborhood drama and eat these cookies 😋
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A year ago, I started
@bestofnextdoor
while procrastinating on my Halloween costume (lol). I had no idea it would turn into what it is today.
Thank YOU for letting me be a part of your crazy neighborhoods and keeping me laughing every day. Love you all 💚
HBD,
@bestofnextdoor
!
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Why do I feel like I'm turning into Missed Connections for Cats
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Not sure how to say this but I’ve been in the ICU dealing with a V Serious health issue since 11/26. Slowly making progress & will share more when I can. Endless gratitude to my fam who has spent every day @ the hospital w me &my mom who has slept in a chair next to me every nite
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Hey
@Nextdoor
-
Tell your comms team to get a good night's rest cuz they're gonna have a big day tomorrow 💁🏻♀️
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vox populi, vox dei 🤍
while we can still do polls…
would you ever date someone who pays a blue check
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'MURICA
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Bring vaccinated does NOT mean you can put a cannon in your backyard, fire it every time the Seahawks score a touchdown, invite your neighbors to voice their complaints about said cannon at the local library, then show up decked out in Seahawks gear and start an all-out brawl
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Concerning.
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells.
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Posting on Nextdoor is ok. Complaining about your neighbors is ok. Going to the local library decked out in Seahawks gear to fight your neighbors who want you to stop firing a cannon everytime the Seahawks score a touchdown is ok. Do whatever you need to do to cope.
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~*Find someone who cares about you the way people on Nextdoor care about fireworks*~
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WHAT HAS HE SEEN
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Just received a detailed post about a suicide. This is on top of the constant emails I get with photos of dead animals.
If you find this stuff funny, do me a favor and unfollow.
@bestofnextdoor
is meant to be a happy distraction from everything awful going on, not adding to it.
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elon trying to put a giant x on the twitter building and san francisco promptly removing it
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Find someone who cares about you the same way people on Nextdoor care about fireworks
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If you're a Nextdoor employee who just *loves* stirring the pot, I can be your +1 to the holiday party
#justsaying
😏
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lmao thank GOD
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finding out ur grandma is on nextdoor trying to get u killed
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Hey guys - this is probably going to be the only coronavirus-related post that I do
Some of you are sending in some wild submissions but the point of
@bestofnextdoor
is to hopefully add a bit of levity to your day so... please stop sending me sad/scary stuff 🤗
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Text "All the avocados at Whole Foods are rock hard... 😏" to someone and post the screenshot of their reply here
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Hi I'm sick is anyone looking for a perfect little soup girl to send soup to 🍵
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if elon musk ever called me “legit funny,” i would kill myself
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Thank you all for DMing
@bestofnextdoor
to complain about me but you do realize that I'm the only one who reads the DMs right 🙇🏻♀️
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Four years ago today, I couldn't decide what to be for Halloween so I procrastinated by grabbing the
@bestofnextdoor
handle to post my own screenshots
Never imagined it would blossom into such an incredible community🥺
Thank u all for keeping me laughing every day. I LOVE YOU💚
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Leave Twitter just because it’s fallen into disrepair under terrible leadership? Babe, I rent
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Hey it's me!!!
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just tryna clean up my followers list 🤗
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oh my GOD - elon’s beloved twitter blue subscriptions are only making $28m in annual revenue (1% of twitter’s total) lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
scoop: as of mid-January, Twitter only had around 180k paid subscribers in the US, less than .2% of its monetizable monthly active users. with around 290k paying subscribers globally, this would imply just ~$28m in annual revenue — 1% of Twitter's total
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he later said he likes dating older women and i’ve been crying ever since
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My dad is on Twitter replying to all of my tweets here and on
@bestofnextdoor
... and I am SO GLAD I made his account private 🤦🏻♀️
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Me tryna sext:
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all the worst people in the world losing their $, i'm not mad at this actually!
JUST IN: Elon Musk says X will soon add the ability to "conduct your entire financial world" on the platform.
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Should've hired a Black Friday bodyguard 🤷🏻♀️
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unlike twitter, i am no longer dying so expect more posts from BODT 🥰
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Spoke to Fast Company about the horrific X rebrand. Huge thanks to
@stokel
for thinking of me/
@bestofdyingtwit
!
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I was just thinking "hmm, there was another submission about a ginger cat named Jack" when it hit me 😳
This person was so salty about someone brushing their cat, they ordered a new name tag 😭😭😭
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Am I Pregant?
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