Michael Imlay Profile
Michael Imlay

@mjimlay

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Pensacola, FL
Joined June 2009
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@harryjsisson
Harry Sisson
2 years
BOOM! This Kamala Harris ad from 2020 SLAMMING Trump is going viral right now! It still applies and she is the right person for the job. HARRIS 2024!
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Michael Imlay
2 years
Lots of people around town able to catch the northern lights, but even with a 30 second exposure time, too much light pollution where I live to catch much of anything.
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Michael Imlay
2 years
The joys of living in the hood. Corner neighbor won’t fix their falling fence so their neighbor puts up their own fence to block the view lol. Ignore the blue roof house in the background and rusted out shed lol
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@DayTechHistory
Today in Tech History
2 years
On this day in 2007, Apple unveiled the original iPhone.
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Michael Imlay
2 years
#Linux Can fuck right off. Give me Windows Server any day of the week. I'm finally down to ONE Linux Server left and I'd give anything to get rid of it.
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Michael Imlay
2 years
After being with @GEICO for over 20 years, looks like I’m switching to @StateFarm I can’t believe how expensive Geico has become. I’ll be saving over $100 a month with State Farm and have better coverage.
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Michael Imlay
2 years
Rural Broadband. Gotta love those daily micro outages. @CoxHelp
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Michael Imlay
2 years
This sucks… Flu Type A. Needless to say, I feel like absolute death.
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Michael Imlay
2 years
It’s happening again… someone is trying to claim unemployment under my social security number. Ugh! This is a never ending battle. Identity theft sucks!
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Michael Imlay
3 years
What a fucking fabulous Father’s Day, the best I’ve ever fucking had since becoming a father! At least my daughter made it crystal clear where I stand in her life. Just a fucking fabulous day!!!!! /sarcasm.
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Michael Imlay
3 years
I guess Father’s Day is now “step Father’s Day” because my daughter has “two dads” and decided to spend it with her step dad. Fuck my life.
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Michael Imlay
3 years
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Michael Imlay
3 years
My resting heart rate today: 122 with palpitations (aka skipping beats)
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Michael Imlay
3 years
It’s never a good sign when your doctor does that shocked “ whistle” as he’s reading your chart outside your room door, comes in to listen to your heart and says “ oh.. yep, there’s one” and only to say you may have a heart disease and gets you a referral to cardiology. Ugh 😞
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Michael Imlay
3 years
Windows DPI scaling is complete garbage. This is one area where Mac OS really shines. Unfortunately I’m stuck with shitty scaling.
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@theurparanoid
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3 years
For my coffee loving friends.
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@Ilovenostalgia
I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏'
3 years
If you know what this is you're as old as me and that's old as dirt 🤣
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Michael Imlay
3 years
Yeehaw! I live in the safest area of town! /s
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