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Matthew Jerson

@mjerson0311

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Just an average guy with exceptional hair. Addicted to the shindig. New Boot Goofin’

North Las Vegas, NV
Joined April 2013
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@mjerson0311
Matthew Jerson
6 hours
Left it all out on the field.
@NFL_DovKleiman
Dov Kleiman
13 hours
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: This female Rams fan has gone viral for drinking way too much at the tailgate/game, passing out and ending up having to be taken away in an ambulance. Awful.
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@mjerson0311
Matthew Jerson
12 hours
Every city looks like a cancer on the earths surface.
@Captain_Fubar
Fubar🇨🇦
1 day
It genuinely floors me that San Francisco looks like if you took Manhattan and hit with a steam roller. There is zero reason why one of the premier tech hubs on earth should look like a dinky suburb and not Chongqing, NYC or Seoul.
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Matthew Jerson
2 days
Khamzat just murdered DDP. What do you even do with this guy now? Nobody at 185 even has a chance.
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Matthew Jerson
3 days
Gosh forbid someone commit actual athletic feats on a wnba floor.
@its_whitney
whitney medworth
3 days
what is going on
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Matthew Jerson
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RT @mikerainey82: That first pizza all to yourself after annihilating your family has got to be incredible.
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Matthew Jerson
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RT @karrdos:
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Matthew Jerson
11 days
If a 50 foot tall Margot Robbie could squish me, I would be sooooo happy.
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
12 days
Margot Robbie Rumored To Star In 'ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN' Remake From Tim Burton? Let's Investigate How She Might Look In That Role!
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Matthew Jerson
11 days
Ilia might punch Paddy’s head off his body.
@MMAFighting
MMA Fighting
12 days
Is Ilia Topuria vs Paddy Pimblett the fight to make?
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Matthew Jerson
1 month
Nah refuse to accept this until someone replaces the crippled kid with Jimmy Valmer.
@vidsthatgohard
vids that go hard
1 month
Breaking Bad fans got PhDs in meme creation😭.
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Matthew Jerson
1 month
Well put that back he’s probably hungry again now.
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
1 month
Inside a swordfish’s stomach.
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Matthew Jerson
1 month
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Matthew Jerson
1 month
RT @mikerainey82: You gotta kill them and the best friend for knowing about it too.
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Matthew Jerson
1 month
RT @on_da_spectrum: Alice in Chains rocks so hard and my gf just can't fucking stand them. They're like anti-girlfriend music, every sound….
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Matthew Jerson
1 month
May have to sports bet against the guardians just for them to finally get a win.
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Matthew Jerson
1 month
RT @grant_puskar_: Only in Cleveland will you make the ALCS, sell key pieces, and then not call your young stars up and instead lose nine s….
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Matthew Jerson
1 month
You should be allowed 4 twisted teas per 8 hour shift.
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Matthew Jerson
1 month
“Yea we haven’t been good at all for the last 6 weeks but at least we’ve been consistently not good or able to hit the baseball for the last 6 weeks”.
@RuiterWrongFAN
Daryl Ruiter
1 month
#Guardians manager Stephen Vogt continues to preach consistency despite 9 game slide combined with their inability to score runs the last 6 weeks.
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Matthew Jerson
2 months
Your CLLLLeveLLLand Guardians.
@CleGuardians
Cleveland Guardians
2 months
Let's try again on July 5th. #GuardsBall
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Matthew Jerson
2 months
I hate how quickly highlights from my childhood look like they are from 40 years ago. I swear the tv was never this bad.
@TomFornelli
Tom Fornelli
2 months
I maintain that Sammy Watkins was the Most Wide Ass Open WR in history.
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Matthew Jerson
2 months
When your ancestry consists of nazis and conquistadors even seeing someone in a shirt you don’t like makes you aggressively angry.
@EiFSoccer
EiF
2 months
There’s a reason why there are no away fans allowed in Argentina. Let us repeat, there’s a reason why there are no away fans allowed in Argentina. Not condoning what happened, but a little self awareness from this guy…what was he thinking.
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