Just a reminder that Starmer demanded Boris resign because he ate cake, on his birthday, in his own house.

Unfortunate day to play this old episode on Challenge 🙈

'When I got Fred West to lay my patio, I asked him if he'd ever killed and buried anyone under his own patio. He told me he hadn't and that was good enough for me.'

My wife's book club is meeting at our house tomorrow night. She asked me to "make sure the wifi is working really well because Sarah always complains." Our wifi works fine, I know that because it works fine for me and my wife and everybody else. Sarah uses an iPhone XR from

@HoodedClaw1974

Here’s my referral link for TopCashback

For Rachel Reeves to turn an alleged £22 billion black hole into a £92 billion black hole in just over 1 year takes some doing. Economic illiteracy of the highest order.

@DaleVince People like you spouting such nonsense are looking increasingly ridiculous We all can see reality Labour who wanted more lockdowns which would have cost the country way more and destroyed more business and needing more borrowing !!!!! Reeves has the audacity to say we all

@PhilMyers53

@RachelReevesMP

#Reeves’ last budget took a record £40bn of tax rises She promised not to come back for more. To do exactly that – and then blame #Brexit - nearly a decade old – is to take voters for fools. And it’s not true❗️ The UK has grown twice as fast as Germany‼️

Parents should have the right to take their children out of school during term-time for a limited number of days. Childhood is short. Parents should not need permission from the state to raise their own children. My contribution in Parliament today...

@NotFarLeftAtAll

Just checking on my @DPDUK delivery on the app and love seeing I live in a haunted house and my package is coming on a broom #Halloween

Split £100 credit when you switch to Octopus Energy https://t.co/1PDZ8xFvBX #OctopusEnergy

@leeharris

20 years ago today, I released a song that bought me this house. Whoever thought a song about being high as a kite on drugs, stalking someone else’s girlfriend would resonate quite so much? Thank you. You guys are beautiful.

The Labour government have removed the winter fuel allowance from millions of pensioners, put thousands of family farmers into enormous jeopardy with inheritance tax and compulsory purchase land grabs, hit small businesses with national insurance increases, increased university

Point of offering a 7 day price match #pricematch #neverknowinglyundersold

Anyone tried using @JohnLewisRetail price match with any success? Just tried on an online order as item is now £30 cheaper than I paid 2 days ago but declined as item isn't available on line but only from store stock. I could return and just buy again from boots but defeats the