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Let him blast a cigg man. He is already in prison
Growing outrage after a zoo visitor tossed a lit cigarette into an orangutan enclosure, prompting the ape to pick it up and smoke it. More than 1M people signed a petition to shut down the zoo after the incident. The zoo says it regrets that it happened.
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My uncle died and a week later a fat seagull smashed through my screen door and ate hot dog skin from my garage. I knew it was him, andall I could do was smile
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Im 2013 i got Reddit gold for 10 years because I called oil “dinosaur sauce”
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Fellas, is it gay to have a child with your wife
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it was
It would be funny if this was the last thing we saw before another Great Depression
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You call your girl "Queen" implying she has a role in an outdated system, implying she is only good by virtue of birth.... LMAO I call my girl the proletariat because I believe in her future.
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Fuck you, I will do what you tell me
Fuck you, I will do what you tell me
Fuck you, I will do what you tell me
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Even the hardest looking men run up the steps on all 4’s in the privacy of their own home
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It’s incredible Rasputin is famous for having a huge dick and being impossible to kill. No man has had such a reputation
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If you’re 16-24 and trying to get ahead, I have an idea for you.
Try this:
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Taco bell is the healthiest fast food chain and people lie about it giving them the runs because it is “mexican”
Please quote tweet this with your most controversial food opinion, I love controversial food opinions
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I like commercials for “The General” insurance because the production quality makes what they are doing look illegal
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Excited for a 300 million dollar rendition starring tom holland where everything is lit in a way where people have zero shadows on their face like a commercial.
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I like how a mainstream liberal view is southern genocide
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The worst era in American fashion was when white dudes wore bucket hats because of Schoolboy Q
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The amount of replies that don’t know what this is in reference to. Site is basically a completely new/different userbase from even 3 years ago.
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Suburban people have 2 moods
- Listening to “mr. brightside”
- Calling the cops
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You just turned 25, choose a subclass
- Podcasting
- Irony Twitter
- Get in shape
- Beer guy
- Stan Ben Shapiro
- Twitch streamer
- Start smoking again
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This is what the covid vaccine is doing to people, stay woke
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Girl on Adderall: My house is a fucking mess, i have to get this life of mine in order. So much wasted time.
Guy on Adderall : I҉̪ ̨̯̗̲̮̝a͕̥̤̱͔m̡ ̘͎̻g͉̞͚͚̝̩ǫ̱i͏͇̫̗̯̺n͇̘̠g̨̻̲͓͎̱ ̯͕͔̠͈̱̱͢t̩̘̦̘o̥ ͍̫̻̜̪m҉̭͇͔̟͙͙a͎̹k̷͔e͔̪̫ ̠̜̟̥̭̥a̙͙ ̳̮͝ͅs͖t̬̺̹̻a̙͈ͅr͙̯͈̮̼͕͝t̲̝͔͎u͎p͉̹͇̳̠̬ ͕̠ͅ
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Every white guy who wore a white suit to prom has a dui now.
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I lost 800 pounds (7 friends) since i started the keto diet
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Starting to realize why I have never got my deposit back
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Imagine being so shitty that you are someone’s dying confession
R. Kelly's lawyer from his 2008 trial is dying of cancer and wants everyone to know Kelly was 'guilty as hell'
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This is what happens when you let people from Ohio get famous
yin & yang
opposite but the same
congratulations
@jakepaul
im blessed to call you my brother
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Big Twitter guys:
- 26 years old
- a solid 7 But weird looking enough to be sexy to some
- good at honing the ironic voice of better men
Big reddit guys
- 40 years old
- marine biology expert
- on a diet that most doctors consider a form of assisted suicide
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500 Days of Summer is actually a cautionary tale about dating a guy who blares the smiths through studio headphones in an elevator loud enough for you to know it is the smiths.
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oh shit i just won WW2, y'all mind if i 𝙞𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙗𝙨
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Hate when me and my normie wife want to adopt a kid from a pregnant teen and i fall in Love with her because she likes sonic youth
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Ohio excellence is being 250+ lbs and being able to hit a drone out of the sky with a bottle while wearing adidas sandals. Notice his ride or die providing suppressive fire another key.
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Aderall stat buffs:
Studying: +++++
Shitting: ++++
Alcohol tolerance: +++++
Anxiety: ++++++++
Blasting ciggs: ++
Ability to cum: ------
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Kids in 2002: was the past black and white
Kids in 2300: did 2008 look like this?
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How the fuck did buying meat from a grocery store and eating it become something that was masculine. Bugs Bunny ate 100% carrots and he laughed in the face of a gun.
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In Venezuela they own capitalists by saying “what about Ohio”
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The worst brand of republican posting is when you pretend to be confused that hall of famers are more famous than people in the military
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The movies are too dark thing always dumbfounds me. Basically every single movie is shot digital with so much light that no one has any natural shadows. Always sunny made fun of this on their Emmy parody episode like 6 years ago
you see but that would require them to use ANY FORM OF LIGHT in movies
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Nobody working 40 hours a week should have to scrape resin just to get high
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Why were there so many smoking hot anthropomorphic spiders in 90s animation, and why was i so impacted by it?
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I love the porn ads for 3D monster sex games that tell me I would cum in 3 minutes. Bro im 28
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I feel like those guys who grow giant vegetables for state fairs would be incredible at Twitter if they were introduced to it and put in the effort
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rich parents make their kids get minimum wage jobs in highschool so that they can grow up to think those jobs are just for teenagers and continue the family tradition of opposing minimum wage raises.
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If you mix xanax and adderall at the same time you feel like lawyers feel normally
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im the white guy at the party who puts on some dumbass thesaurus rapper who says shit like "i have intoxicants in my cerebellum, cells have Flagellum" and ruins the party for everyone not on adderall XR
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Gen Z’s exposure to 9/11 is watching their bald, football coach, possibly sex pest US history teacher cry about it
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No one is saying that there are 800 genders, they are just saying the human mind is complex and gender is the social expression of sex norms. It is not that hard to understand or that scary
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A big sign you have never dated is getting shocked that women look like normal people without makeup
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Remember when the flappy bird guy had his psyche destroyed by mobile gamers
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Basketball is the best sport for people who love good posts
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Real life side quests
- Jury Duty
- Oil changes
- Jerking off with no sound
- shitting in public restrooms
- avoiding dialogue with guys at gas stations
- trying to hit your friends JUUL at a party
- trying to have sex on uppers
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I love smoking weed and getting fixated on inventory management in video games
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Every white dude made a rap song with his friends in a basement in 2008 that would ruin his life if reavealed today
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People who played with barbie: Nasty woman, harry potter references, TERFs, Support the police
People who played with Bratz: Selling nudes, support sex workers, throwing rocks at cops, extremely good at posting
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The final form of white feminism is accidentally getting a holocaust tattoo for Liz Warren. It’s also the final horsemen of the apocalypse
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Mayor Pete is a Christian plant to make being gay seem less cool
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Did anyone else get taught in high school that communism means everyone gets paid the same lol
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Jk Rowling: It was supposed to be Gandalf the gay , gray was an editing typo
Me: You didn’t write that boo-
Jk Rowling: Gandalf the gay
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I feel like these memes are made in sweatshops now
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Netflix loves making comedy specials called "are you offended yet" starring 48 year old comedians.
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There hasn’t been a good cult in a long time, strange considering how shitty the world is
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this might be the apex of "we live in a society " content
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The Obi-Wan vs Anakin fight was a lot cooler than I remembered
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meghan mccain:
- Never started a business
- Never disclosed grades
- Scared to help people
- No comments on the holocaust
Nathan Fielder:
- Started multiple businesses
- Got amazing grades
- Helps small businesses
- Donated 300,000 to the holocaust museum
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The key to being attractive as a man is looking very dirty, but having immaculately clean dick, ass, balls
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Tons of star wars discourse but honestly i don't think you can replicate the feeling of a movie where all the actors were on cocaine, the director was on cocaine and also low key just an idiot who made stuff up, and of course prime Harrison ford (on coke)
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It would be funny if this was the last thing we saw before another Great Depression
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Love the good old days when kids just fucking died
Over 100,000 of the Union army soldiers in the civil war were under the age of 15.
The average age of a soldier killed on D-day was 22 years old.
Today, we deal with men that cry and boycott if conservatives are schedule to speak on their campuses.
Pathetic.
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