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Biochemist. Forensic Scientist. ME investigator. Your white feminism will kill us all.

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Mean Maria
4 months
The Blue List: A list of democrats running for office:
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10 months
Well, apparently her sharing private text messages opened the door for a hurricane of women sharing their stories of how it happened to them. Sometimes it only takes one brave act to bring a fucker down. That Emily, is why it is done.
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4 years
Of course Karen thinks Karen is a slur. That is what makes her Karen. It is like a self fulfilling prophecy.
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2 years
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4 months
So many white people have been caught plagiarizing and no one ever asks them to resign.
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Mean Maria
7 days
People, I passed my board exam
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Mean Maria
5 years
Holler if you arent in CA and love Harris.
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Rev. Raymond Brown
5 years
Go read for yourself. Besides California, Kamala Harris are not liked across the country. Don't believe those fake polls.
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2 years
You dont vote this November your school loans are going to be the least of your problems.
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2 years
I just passed my board exams
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3 years
Who is this man? Twitter do your thing:
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Mean Maria
2 years
There was an assassination attempt against the Speaker of the House There was an assassination attempt against the Speaker of the House There was an assassination attempt against the Speaker of the House There was an assassination attempt against the Speaker of the House
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2 years
@TwitterSupport How about you make it easier to start a conversation by actually showing me tweets from the people I follow. NOT an entire feed of retweets. NOT an entire feed of my own tweets. NOT an entire feed of some random people Ive never heard of before. Oh, what a novel idea.
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2 years
Black women always fight for what will improve the lives of everyone. white women fight for what will improve their lives.
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3 years
I Just Finished Two Masters Degrees
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4 years
Did you all see this?
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10 months
C: That is why I never want to go to NY or CA Me: Why? C: I dont want to be a pot stirrer. Having an amazing Black president broke white people. 4/4
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Mean Maria
2 years
I stared down a murder suspect in court today and made him blink. You think your tweets mocking my education bother me?
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Mean Maria
6 years
@WMThought @McDonalds I'm just here to read the comments from people mocking you.
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Mean Maria
2 years
Maybe if you hadnt screamed "corporate whore" and thrown dollar bills at HRC your school loans would have been paid off by now.
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Mean Maria
2 years
@KimWalk20247072 @GaryGrumbach @CapehartJ @NBCNews that is the point. The GOP would rather spend millions to be racist than help anyone
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1 year
Why is Phil Hartman trending? Can we remind everyone he isnt here anymore due to domestic violence that robbed his children of parents?
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4 years
@robbie_couch Reeses. It is the grossest peanut butter filling ever
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Mean Maria
5 years
I never believed that HRC lost PA, MI, and WI and watching what is going on in NC and WI I don't think she lost FL either.
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Mean Maria
2 years
@omarghabra @salstrange when are we going to start charging these women with endangering the lives of Black people?
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Mean Maria
7 months
It is okay to admit you arent savvy enough on Middle Eastern politics to comment about the Middle East. I will admit it.
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Mean Maria
1 month
Who is this white bitch?
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4 years
Can we get over 100 (pref over 300) people to tell @JoeBiden we do not want Liz Warren as VP? Comment if you agree.
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2 years
A cold weather thread for people who have never lived in cold weather...this isnt meant to sound condescending at all for people who live in cold climates.
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9 months
All I am going to say is I'm honored Black twitter allows me to hang around and read their mentions...
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5 years
Liz Warren is not better than HRC Liz Warren is not better than HRC Liz Warren is not better than HRC Liz Warren is not better than HRC Liz Warren is not better than HRC Liz Warren is not better than HRC Liz Warren is not better than HRC Knock that shit off.
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Mean Maria
7 years
So after the last couple of days of Berner's whining about how I "don't know how to read a graph" I figured it was time to do this thread:
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Mean Maria
7 years
@ErickFernandez @RepMarkWalker How many of these things would equate to one day of Melanie staying in NYC?
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Mean Maria
3 years
My Covid test was negative!!
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Mean Maria
3 years
We've reached that point in the relationship where you broke up 6 weeks ago but he is still sleeping on the couch. #CallTheElection
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Mean Maria
4 years
Tim Kaine is trending so you know what that means...racist white a**holes are out there having a hissy fit because a white man is taking responsibility for racism. Thank you @timkaine
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Mean Maria
2 years
Can we also end this idea that racism is going to die out with old people? There are plenty of young racists out there waiting to be the next Rittenhouse
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Mean Maria
10 months
@tmitmsp Why is it crappy to show proof of abuse?
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Mean Maria
2 years
Quiet quitting is just everyone else having the work ethic of white men.
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Mean Maria
7 months
As someone who actually has to examine dead babies for a living you demanding photo proof that this is happening...you can go fuck yourself 7 ways to Sunday, you fucking ghoul.
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Mean Maria
3 months
Tell that to her internal organs which could rupture. These people are fucking ghouls.
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3 months
12 year old rape victims deserve unwavering support and outstanding medical care, not an abortion.
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10 months
At a rural Walmart: Me: in line cashier: 15 year old with a very sparkly patriot hat on Me: I like your hat <to cover the fact patriotic white people freak me out 1/
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2 years
Remember when my PCP refused to give me the Covid booster when I went to my last appointment? Should I email her and tell her I am changing PCPs? My at home test was just positive.
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4 months
I will not lie, I laughed at this
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2 years
@WonderKing82 Ive been waiting for this to come out. His behavior screams rejected romantically to me.
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Mean Maria
1 year
@SPisacreta @kaspndr Or you can, you know, let Black women react how they want to without being tone policed by people like you
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Mean Maria
4 months
Biden hasnt brought back old school Pizza Hut despite me asking several times.
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Mean Maria
3 years
Ive determined 235 causes of death and solved two murders in the last three months but whatever.
@godlywomanhood
The Transformed Wife 🦋
3 years
Many women no longer know how to cook. They don’t know how to keep a home clean and tidy. They don’t want babies. They don’t know how to love selflessly. They only know what feminism has taught them: “the future is female” and live for oneself. This is NOT marriage material.
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2 years
white people, stop going into the mentions of Black people and telling them they HAVE to support Fetterman because we need that seat. They know we need that seat. They dont need you and your privilege telling them.
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Mean Maria
4 years
It is interesting to me that this is the same Trump we saw four years ago at the debates and the media didnt manage to see this then.
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Mean Maria
5 years
Let's just do this all at once: Please block me immediately if you think 1) Harris was mean to Biden 2) Biden is a saint 3) Pelosi sucks 4) McConnell has nothing to do with Congress being broken 5) Pete is a fine guy 6) Castro is second class to Beto Thanks
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Mean Maria
7 years
31/ So please, please, please stop telling Dems that they have to learn to live with this. Please stop perpetuating a lie.
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Mean Maria
1 year
A storage building holding DNA and other evidence for the NYPD for cases going back 30 years went up in flames. I feel sick.
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Mean Maria
3 years
Happy Holidays to everyone who voted for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
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Mean Maria
6 years
Mrs. Kavanaugh, aka The Muffin Baker, before her husband begins his statement, and the look on her face when he mentions his "law clerk"
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Mean Maria
2 years
Eric Swalwell: Here are 5 bills I wrote dealing with school loans including one that gets rid of the interest on loans. Berners: OMG School loans are out of control. I cant get married. I cant buy a house. I cant have my lattes and Teslas.
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1 year
Gen X: This thread is for you:
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7 years
@uscapitol
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7 years
Duckling update: Ramp in Use!
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Mean Maria
2 years
@KHollowayWSB @KeishaBottoms @CapitalGrille Leggings are neither gym attire nor are they sweat pants. Do better.
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Mean Maria
3 years
@itsmeRachie Hillary Clinton's Server
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2 years
Im scared, people. Not for myself but for those marginalized folks living in this country. Damn everyone who didn’t vote.
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Mean Maria
2 years
AOC wasnt all upset about womens health issues when she supported anti choice white dudes for congress.
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Mean Maria
2 years
Instead of bitching about school loans bitch about the fact that there are jobs out there requiring a Masters degree paying less than Target pays its cashiers.
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Mean Maria
5 years
The first autopsy I performed was on a man that had killed himself using a shotgun. Until you have to stand beside a steel table and spend two hours piecing someone's head and face back together STFU about how owning a gun keeps you safe.
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2 years
Them: omg Garland isnt doing anything. Also them: why is Garland doing stuff????
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Mean Maria
1 year
Seeing how many people in Buffalo were not prepared to get stuck in their cars we are going to do this again. Because if they arent prepared I know you arent. Things to have in your car. Yes, right now:
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1 year
I am absolutely beyond devastated right now. I opened my cello case and found this. I live alone and have no idea what the fuck happened
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10 months
I stopped talking to my entire family after the 2016 election when I found out most of them voted for Trump. All 14 aunts and uncles, all 23 cousins, their spouses, and their kids.
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So some people cut off their own family members & never talk to them ever again?
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4 months
Hey everyone, please call King Arthur Flour and tell them how much you love their products and how much you are looking forward to their bakeoff.
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@Political_QRM Ladies we have power and that power is in our purse. Use it wisely. Corporate Offices 58 Billings Farm Road White River Junction, Vermont 05001 Switchboard: (802) 299-2240 Let them know how you feel.
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2 years
The reason we lose the midterms is because white people decide they dont feel like voting.
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7 years
1/ We've all seen the graph in The Hill that states "Bernie is the most popular candidate in the whole universe"
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4 months
We really need to ban child marriage nationally
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2 months
Getting bit by a parrot in the morgue wasnt on my bingo card
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2 years
If you are seriously buying that toothache bullshit please block me. Ive never heard so much ridiculousness in my life and Ive heard some bullshit from people.
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1 year
Ive been deputized. Im now a deputy coroner.
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Mean Maria
3 years
Anyone else watching shows made pre-covid and forget for a minute and get freaked when no one is wearing masks?
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2 years
Why are the most devout religious people often the most vile?
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2 years
I only need 100,000 followers to hit 100,000. Its my birthday. Why doesnt anyone love me? My husband left me for his 21 yr old secretary should I kick him out? Do you still wear masks? Im asking because the my fam have been licking subway posts for covid money again.
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Mean Maria
7 months
So I was gone 3 hours and came back to see its a ww apology tour. No, you dont get off the hook if you voted for the orange one. If you were stupid enough to think it would be fun to have him in the office I dont trust you and never will.
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Mean Maria
2 years
Just a quick thanks to Bernie Sanders who helped take away my rights as a woman in America.
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2 years
The rights of everyone like marrying the person they love and access to health care are on the line. I dont want to hear about your fucking school loans until at least Biden's second term and preferably never again.
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2 years
"OMG KHive is toxic...omg they told me I was a racist for telling a bad driver to go back to where they came from...omg I told them Kamala was a cop and...." 1/
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Mean Maria
4 months
I want to see a national holiday time off starting just before Christmas through Jan 2 so everyone can have time off. No one is productive during this time why be open?
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Mean Maria
5 years
Sweetie, I am a medical professional. I've worked in pediatric infectious disease, vaccine research and discovery, and cancer research for the last 18 years. Maybe you are the one that doesn't know what they are talking about.
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1 year
So i had had it with the noise upstairs and I grabbed a bottle of wine and went up there. I introduced myself and said i support them having people over but im on call all night and they were so sweet and the noise stopped immediately.
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3 years
I dont know who needs to hear this but you cant pull toxins out of you body through the bottom of your feet, rubbing magic oil on your belly doesnt make you burn fat faster, and you cant drink lemon juice to make your blood more alkaline.
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Mean Maria
7 years
@NBakerone @grammiesenk @bannontruth @evanmcmurry Tubas blowing glitter? Is that possible?
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Mean Maria
2 years
The fact that Karma hasnt paid Mitch McConnell a visit really irks me.
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Mean Maria
4 years
Im going to say it again. The Ossoff/Handel election was the test balloon for all of this. She didnt win that election. Kemp didnt win his election. Trump didnt win his election. How many times are we going to be surprised that this keeps on happening?
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Mean Maria
2 years
Why hasnt Biden written an EO to have real pockets in women's clothing? Stroke of a pen, damnit!
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Mean Maria
1 year
I got asked by a nurse in the ED today how I do what I do. I looked at her and looked at the little kid on the bed and replied, "Look how cute he is. I get to photograph him and take him someplace where we can figure out why he was sick and died." She just looked at me.
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4 years
We really need to think about what reality tv has done to the people in this country and how we should really start phasing it out.
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4 years
NY is making calling 911 on people being Black illegal. It is about f-ing time.
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4 months
This child is never going to forget this christmas. This has not only scarred her for life but it is going to make her feel like nothing she ever does will be good enough for the rest of her life. Congratulations on destroying a child's self-esteem.
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Mean Maria
7 years
30/ Bernie is only more popular than 6 other active politicians right now including Ryan, McConnell, and Trump. Not hard to accomplish.
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Mean Maria
4 years
Good night to everyone who voted for HRC.
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8 months
Every time you mention that VP Harris exists to people bitching about Biden’s age is suddenly isnt about Biden’s age anymore.
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2 years
My boss got us shirts for xmas:
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2 years
Some good news coming out of CA today: the state has returned Bruce’s Beach back to the descendants of the Black folks they stole it from
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3 years
My covid test came back negative
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Mean Maria
3 years
Funny how many white men hated Black Panther and Captain Marvel
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Worst MCU movie ?
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8 months
Have all these white dude traitors going to prison realized they cant vote when they get out?
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