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Mitch McConnell just said the quiet part out loud on Greenland: We already have everything we need. Greenland already cooperates. Our Arctic access already exists. What Trump is proposing isn’t strategy, it’s burning allied trust for nothing. “Incinerating the hard-won trust

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A road test awaits ⌛️

.@SenMcConnell on Greenland: "Close ties with our northernmost allies are what make America's extensive reach in the Arctic actually possible. And I have yet to hear from this administration a single thing we need from Greenland that this sovereign people is not already willing

WATCH — @dank: “$30 BILLION for 10,000 more ICE agents… that would cover all the ACA subsidies for a year. It would eliminate all medical debt. Trump is making it easier to kill people than keep people alive.”

ICE needs real reform now. That means real training (not 47 days), actually going after people with convictions, no more “show me your papers,” practicing de-escalation, and agents clearly identifying themselves. This isn’t radical—it’s basic accountability.

Trump with a straight face: Denmark can't claim Greenland just because "they had a boat land there 500 years ago"

George W had a dude huck a shoe at his head. He side stepped and continued speaking. Obama had protesters screaming out and interrupting a speech. When others asked for them to be removed, he said to let them stay, and spoke to their concerns. McCain had one of HIS supporters

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Venezuela is on the verge of collapse, but the view's great from Trump’s White House window

Looking forward to seeing my son next weekend.

So let me get this right… Pam B can’t seem to find the Epstein creeps, nor could she get “crooked comey,” nor get through the Epstein files so she can comply with the law & turn them over, BUT she has the skill, time, and reason to believe that Jerome Powell is the CRIMINAL who

#BREAKING: Legendary #Maddow opener: "...today a federal court BLOCKED the Trump administration from cutting energy funding just for blue states, these are billions of dollars that Congress appropriated for clean energy projects of various kinds all over the country. Trump

Sometimes it’s difficult to break things down so that people can really understand just how unbelievably insane it is that some people are prepared to suspend reality to perpetuate the lies they are being told. That’s where comedy can help and nobody does it better than Jon

“It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement… Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff." — Donald trump

🔥 @gtconway3d: “Donald Trump represents all the things we teach our children not to be — a liar, a thief, a molester. He has no remorse. No shame. No empathy. No loyalty to the law or to the constitution… this man is the lowest character of all.”

Jon Stewart on the disconnect between Trump excusing J6 protesters and MAGA condemning Renee Good