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Remarkable walk through Gaza a mere 6 days before 07/10. Without trying to make light of the difficulties of living there, you can still sense it’s a bustling and lively place. It brings the Hamas led destruction of Gaza into perspective.
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The Holocaust was legal. Slavery was legal. Segregation was legal. The brave woman who cared for and hid my 6 year-old aunt in an attic in Budapest was a criminal. She broke the law by sheltering Juden. Legality is not a guide for morality.
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*spits out tea* THEY HAD A WHAT
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*slight correction from mom: she wasn’t 6 years old, she was born 11th of October 1941, so by July 1944 she would have been nearly 3.
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@realDonaldTrump Yes, we want him back.
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@realDonaldTrump That’s not the democrats. Its you. You refuse to sign the bill prohibiting this practice. You.
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I don’t get why people have to register to vote. Here in Canada we get all our voting shit in the mail, pre-registered. “Hey, you’re a citizen. Here is your voting shit.” “Thanks, Chum.” “Yea, no problem, fuckface, see you at the polls.” Simple. What is this purge crap ?
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@realDonaldTrump This isn’t some game. America is a country of laws and you’re not above them.
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@realDonaldTrump Thank you President Trump for giving us back what we really want. Obama.
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@jzanier468 @TheRealDRaff My grandmother was sent to Auschwitz with the rest of Budapest’s 200,000 Jews. She met my grandfather there. Grandfather was a medical doctor, so he was kept alive. My aunt was hid in a box, in an attic in Budapest. A brave neighbour kept her cared for (and quiet).
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@realDonaldTrump It was your pants, wasn’t it ?
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@jzanier468 @TheRealDRaff After the war my grandparents had my mother and one more son. They lived a long and happy life. Their children and grandchildren now live and prosper in all corners of the globe while half of Hitler’s skull is buried in cement, somewhere under a parking lot in East Germany.
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@aziz0nomics Yeah but if she has been successful then the Bakersfield city council would’ve passed a ceasefire resolution and the war would’ve been over.
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@realDonaldTrump A decent American went to the FBI when he saw treasonous behaviour in Trump’s campaign. Thats what decent Americans do.
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@jzanier468 @TheRealDRaff My aunt was the daughter of my grandmother’s first husband. He was Hungarian. He was sent to fight the Soviets in the war. Yes, they drafted him, and while he was away, they deported his wife to a death camp. Nazis gonna naz.
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@realDonaldTrump Did you learn that on Fox and Friends ? Because its not true, you are getting clobbered all over the country.
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The term "absolute unit" was invented solely for this horse.
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@realDonaldTrump Didn’t even know it was an option! YAY!!
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@realDonaldTrump Shame on you. I hope they let you share a cell with Ivanka and the gummy bros. #FamiliesBelongTogether
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@realDonaldTrump But I was told… there was going to be lots of winning.
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@realDonaldTrump Like.. how did you even manage to hire that many criminals in your campaign ? I mean, did you put an ad out… for criminals ?
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Ladies, when you get assaulted remember to study the attacker's dick because there may be a written test later.
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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes Just a reminder that the President is under criminal investigation, and together with his allies, they are using the power of the elected office to actively interfere with that investigation.
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@Glitterbeard_ They elected spray-on-cheese to the highest office, too.
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@realDonaldTrump Pfft, like you read. Is it popup ?
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@realDonaldTrump Is it “impeachment” ? Is that safety word ? Just nod when I got it right.
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@realDonaldTrump Once you’re done with that, get those kids out of cages out in Texas as well!
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@JimMFelton @realDonaldTrump There are waaaay less dead if you don't count a lot of the dead.
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@realDonaldTrump Today the President has deemed CANADA as a security threat in order to impose his steel tariffs.. … Because, America, it seems things have to get STUPID before they get BETTER. Le sigh.
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@realDonaldTrump Baby Kidnapper in Chief is unconcerned about brown children. Quelle surprise.
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@realDonaldTrump The Trump method: 1. Create huge problem 2. Blame everyone else for the problem 3. Watch world burn while cradling bucket of KFC 4. Repeat
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@realDonaldTrump Yikes, easy there tangerine Fuhrer..
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Welcome to New York lmaooooo
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@realDonaldTrump I don’t think people think of you as young and beautiful, sir. What has Kelly been telling you ?
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@realDonaldTrump You’re not getting a wall. You’ll get 4 of them, and they’ll be 5x5.
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@LaurenWitzkeDE NOOoooooooo ooooooooooooo he's skiing blackily!!!!!!
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@nour_zeidan Unbelievably Islamophobic of the Jews to have built their temple under the 3rd holiest place in Islam 1200 years before its construction.
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@realDonaldTrump It is what it is, f***er.
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@realDonaldTrump The man that hired Scott Clean-Coal Pruitt is calling people corrupt…
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@realDonaldTrump Hey.. can you not.. do stuff ..anymore ?
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@realDonaldTrump The voters are going to pay you with interest for what you’ve done to the country, and it starts Tuesday with the election in PA. @ConorLambPA
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@realDonaldTrump America, what is the safety word ?
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@realDonaldTrump North Korea is continuing to produce nuclear weapons. They’re literally doing the opposite of what they said they would do. You came back without pants from Singapore, sir. No pants.
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@realDonaldTrump Ooooh. Someone woke up feeling VERY Presidential this morning!
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Just let her have it, its a round rock with "love yourself" written in marker on it. I mean, seriously, she's done us all a favour. Keep the rock, lady. Enjoy it. Love yourself stupid.
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Female sought in Theft Over $5000 investigation. Mon. Mar. 12, at 5:35 p.m., at the Gardiner Museum located at 111 Queen’s Park. She allegedly stole a rock on display of an art exhibit. Last seen walking south on Queen’s Park. #GO601628 if seen pls call 416-808-5200 ^gl
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@realDonaldTrump If Democrats take control, kiss your freedom goodbye, sir!
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@LynnieAnnH Crazy that it must be said. My grandparents, both Auschwitz survivors, would be LIVID that their grandkids have to contend with the Nazis again.
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@realDonaldTrump You mean that all those voters will be removed of the rolls ? Weird, usually presidents want citizens to vote. Not this one, huh.
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@realDonaldTrump Oh no, Alex is dieing!!!
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@Culture_Crit What is preventing you from moving from Russia?
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@NickySantoroTM @RandPaul @RepAdamSchiff The impeachment started when the president abused his power. Period.
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@LindseyGrahamSC Pray for America too, who has been shamelessly abandoned by you and your fellow senators. You empowered and enabled this, Lindsey.
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watching the Russian civil war all like
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@realDonaldTrump New children’s book - “I can fit my little hands through the window bars” - by Donald J Trump.
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@realDonaldTrump There are billions of us sending anti-Trump text messages.
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@realDonaldTrump We’re at the ‘speaking about yourself in third person’ stage of the stroke.
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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes Thank you Sir for taking the time from your daily grift to come inform us that the media is on to you.
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@cameron_kasky We have exactly the same video games in Canada, but like.. 1% of the crime. Go figure.
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@realDonaldTrump Just a reminder that Jared Kushner is about to receive a 1.2 billion dollar bailout package from the Qatari government after blackmailing them using American foreign policy in the shape of a Saudi embargo.
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@realDonaldTrump Hey, is your phone blocked when you call people ? Just wondering on behalf of 65 million friends.
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@realDonaldTrump Lovely.. and congratulations on your 500 million dollar hotel from all those Chinese “donations”, Mr.President!
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@FLOTUS @WhiteHouse Thank you for not being weird Dr.Biden.
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@realDonaldTrump . @ATT , you can have access to Trump via this tweet for FREE. You didn’t have to pay Michael Cohen’s shady LLC ONE… MEE-LEE-ON dollars. #BeBest you reply to this tweet with all your shady stuff and he’ll read it!
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@realDonaldTrump No sir, that was Kim Kardashian. The other Kim you want.
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OBAMA WAS FINED $375,000 FOR CAMPAIGN VIOLATIONS!! *in a small voice* …cause he received 3 million grass-root donations, an overwhelming amount, and he didn’t file them quickly enough, missing the deadline. While Trump hid (illegally) hush payments to porn stars. Not. Same.
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Lmao, that’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen *sigh* *opens wallet*
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@realDonaldTrump Uhhh.. have you met your supporters ?
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@elonmusk Bro, why did you fire the dude who texted the 6 digit numbers to people?
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@realDonaldTrump Is it banana ? Banana ?
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@realDonaldTrump America has an 8.4 billion dollar surplus in its trade with Canada. This is a fact. Stop crying.
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@realDonaldTrump Ah, there is. The morning rant, a direct result of the presidential bran muffin.
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@realDonaldTrump oUr CoUnTrY iS dOiNg GrEaT! Yeah, no it’s not.
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@realDonaldTrump You’re the disaster, mate. Just resign.
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@realDonaldTrump That’s some good counting, sir! We are so fortunate we have a President who can do basic math. THANK YOU, POTUS!
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@KweenInYellow He is correct.
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@RollingStone @billieeilish how can she masturbate with whats happening in Gaza
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@realDonaldTrump The treaties the United States signs under this president are barely toilet paper.
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@realDonaldTrump Mr President, the media claims you expelled 60 Russian diplomats but they never mentioned exactly which orifice they were expelled out of. Is this something the Mueller probe can help answer ?
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@JoeTruzman Is having a neck illegal in Jordan?
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@realDonaldTrump Oh wait, no, thats just the English language brutally done-in by your twitter account.
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@realDonaldTrump Why is that bad ? Persian people are wonderful people.
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@realDonaldTrump Uh.. but America First… Or is it a slight Chinese detour ?
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@realDonaldTrump Just stay perfect still and wait for Mueller, someone is going to come and get you soon.
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@realDonaldTrump | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | U | | R | | BAD | | AT | | PRESIDENTING | | ___________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ
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@realDonaldTrump What a weird time to live in. The President is writing restaurant reviews.
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@realDonaldTrump This President, who stands shoulder to shoulder with Nazis, is asking us to remember D-day. We remember it very well, sir. This is why we #resist .
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@realDonaldTrump Only when you resign can anything be truly “happy”.
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@realDonaldTrump …. *crosses fingers*.. please say “resign"
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@realDonaldTrump The United States of Torture. *fart noise, big thumbs down*
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@realDonaldTrump They’ve helped with your personal economy tho. Thats why you’re in trouble. BIG trouble.
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@realDonaldTrump Lol… Trump didn’t write this.
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@EiFrenchie I'm really angry at affordable trains, european wide access to healthcare and all those consumer protection laws
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@realDonaldTrump The right to seek asylum is set out in the Universal Declaration on Human Rights. It is one of the most important obligations in international law. If America is withdrawing as a signatory to Universal Declaration on Human Rights, that’s a HUGE deal. A very worrying sign.
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@realDonaldTrump There sure are a lot of indictments for a “No-Collusion” tweet, but yeah, you do you (I guess).
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@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews The president can wait for when he gets indicted.
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@realDonaldTrump You still got Councel wrong. How many times.. oh lord ?
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@realDonaldTrump COUNSEL… for gods sake… *cries* WHY LORD, WHY
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@realDonaldTrump They’re leaving because your stewpid policies. Its called ‘reality’.
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@realDonaldTrump Wow. This is crap even from you.
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@visegrad24 Frankly I wasn't aware the Mona Lisa was causing the climate crisis and now that I am I'm glad it was destroyed.
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@realDonaldTrump They probably just died of hunger. #MAGA
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