mm
@missmaliaaaa
Followers
89
Following
16K
Media
32
Statuses
436
Joined August 2014
The older I get, the more I relate to Meredith Blake in The Parent Trap
0
0
3
A bears win makes the packers loss slightly less awful but I can’t fucking root for the bears
0
0
0
Odds Trump doing all this bc Waltz called him weird and it lowkey worked for a bit?
0
0
0
“Life imitates art.” Well we also have less scary and 1984-coded art. What about imitating that.
0
0
0
affirmation: you will be back to your own schedule in your 2x2 apartment that you overpay for soon enough. your family’s smothering love, a mere aberration. everyone understands your niche references. you will feel skinny and sexy once again.
10
481
10K
The female urge to stick your hair to the shower wall should be studied.
1
0
0
Praying for my friends going into battle tomorrow morning (logging on to axs for @fredagainagain1 tickets)
0
0
0
Cowards.
Pantone’s Color of the Year 2026 is “Cloud Dancer.” This is the first time ever they’ve chosen a shade of white.
0
0
0
Millennial whimsy is forged in the crucible of experiencing unprecedented political and economics crises over and over again
It's called millennial whimsy and cannot be replicated
0
0
0
So the commercial about not following unlawful orders revealed some unlawful orders
0
0
0
