that was a great two weeks where I forgot Ryan Haywood existed and that I ever liked his content

anybody wanna get married for 30 years, travel the world, start a family, and fall in love as a joke lol just like be joking the whole time haha

I don't usually cry from laughing but this did it for me.

netflix and…....... rest your head on my thigh while i run my fingers through your hair continuously

The Lizzo x CR crossover I didn’t know I needed until now. <3

Sometimes creative endeavors in times of turmoil feel a bit like playing the spoons while a city burns. You don’t feel helpful and maybe kind of stupid, but god damn if art can move the hearts of humans, then you owe it to everyone to play the spoons until the fires die.

Times are scary. The world burns, figuratively & literally. Dissonance swells & dictates. History continues to repeat itself in a culture of willful ignorance. You aren’t alone in your anxiety. We’ll get through this darkness. We’ve too much light to wield together. Love you.<3

https://t.co/e5Pbq7WmJI

The two genders

why they so mean to clown man :(

I like my men like I like my coffee: a momentary comfort in the midst of all my suffering

Sure sex is good, but have you tried a melancholy so profound that the thought of human interaction is unbearable

he was feeling it

lmaooo

Word of the day: CALLIPYGIAN (from ancient Greek 'kallipygos') - having beautiful buttocks.

AHHHHH @Nerdonis_ !!!!!!

Playing the new #jackboxpartypack4 with @Nerdonis_ and @champeown7 https://t.co/AxJ1sN5YDy