My girlfriend, who knows me, sent me a text that is just a google search of a carousel in Queens.

Current “cat” Can I have a home of my own yet, please?

Who am I? A person who needs this product:

Back in NYC doing the hard work of snuggling every cat in Brooklyn

I'm excited to go home this week but I'm really going to miss French salted butter.

I sprained my ankle because I was wearing flip flops on cobblestones and slipped off a curve. This limits my access to pastries for the next several day. I learned my lesson and will be buying sensible shoes very soon (upon return to the states).

As often as possible

A midday break from the city

A Friday night in Augus

Finally, a relevant guide to Paris

Wednesday night walk

I definitely left Aotearoa for a better life

Attn: NYC friends - come work with me:

Cinema in Paris

A year ago, I arrived home. Tonight, I use my passport for the first time since.

It's Friday. When I finish work, I'm going to put on a cute outfit, I'm going to have a slice of pizza and some raspberry swirl soft serve (topped with Maldon salt and EVOO), and then, THEN! I'm GOING TO GO SEE MITSKI with my very favorite human on earth.

I'm at the 'feel as though I am being tortured for days on end' level of sleep deprivation

As of today, I've been on twitter for 14 years. I find this to be a sad bit of a data.

me after insisting i’m only getting a couple things, I don’t need a basket

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