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hisoka taking illumi to the carnival for the first time and illumi just stands in front of the popcorn machine watching popcorn pop bc he’s never seen anything like it before and hisoka is giggling taking pictures of illumi with his nose almost smushed up to the glass
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can we talk about how when illumi was asked who he wanted to fight least, he said hisoka and not his brother? he really said sorry fam, the dick too good
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friendly reminder that killua still has no idea hisoka and illumi know each other
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can we talk about hisokas rules for killing: 1) when someone attacks him first 2) when someone agrees to fight him 3) when illumi tells him to
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this is some phantom troupe type shit
don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe
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another adult trio/hisoillu college au where hisoka is massively crushing on illumi but is insecure bc he’s poor and can’t treat illumi to the nice things hes used to so he gets himself a sugar daddy, plot twist: that sugar daddy is none other than silva zoldyck
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hisoka is kikyos nail tech and every time she gets her nails done she tries to convince illumi to come with her to introduce him to the “cute homosexual” who does her nails
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adult trio in gym class playing dodgeball, hisoka is just constantly throwing balls at illumi trying to get him to pay attention to him and chrollo is jumping in front of every ball hisoka throws, sacrificing himself for his crush, meanwhile illumi is just picking at his nails
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whenever hisoka yawns, illumi shoves his hand into hisoka’s mouth.. just to check that he still lacks a gag reflex
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hisoka really joined an exclusive friend group to bring the leader of it down… this is literally the plot to mean girls…
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imagine you're 24yo and doing your part in the family business and your mom tells you your 12yo brother, the heir to the family business, has decided he knows whats best, stabs your mom and your brother, and runs away with nothing but the shirt on his back and a skateboard...
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MAKE HISOKA BEEFY DO NOT BE AFRAID HE IS BIG AND TALL AND BEEFY AS FUCK
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chrollo does not get to have illumi because chrollo does not deserve illumi, what has chrollo ever done except simp from a distance, meanwhile hisoka’s pulling out all the stops, killing whoever illumi tells him to for no reason other than pure infatuation, that’s true devotion
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hisoka refused to kill for chrollo, but he killed without hesitation for illumi, let that sink in
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what if instead of chrollo being in love with illumi and trying to take him from hisoka, chrollo sets hisoka up with illumi so hisoka will leave him alone finally
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hisoka coming home from work to find illumi has rescued even more animals, it's normally cats and dogs, but sometimes he'll find illumi nursing an injured hawk or an orphaned baby bear cub
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wait but zoldyck family dinner where milluki admits he got a girl pregnant and illumi decides that's the best time to announce he's also pregnant and silva has a stroke
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i love it how hisoka has 19393 pet names for illumi and illumi just calls hisoka by his name
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kikyo is so disappointed that illumi refuses to wear a dress for his wedding bc she wanted those dress shopping memories but hisoka, for better or worse, decides to wear a dress and forces kikyo to join him for mother daughter dress shopping
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hisoka saying “i’m shy” is also him confessing that he only feels comfortable around illumi
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hisoka teaching illumi how to style his long hair... rt if you cried
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can we just have young stupid and in love hisoillu making out in a twin bed and planning their lives together???
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okay hisoillu get hit by some nen that turns them back into kids around the age of killugon, killugon just so happen to be in the area and see kid illumi beating up kid hisoka and kid hisoka laughing and having a good time
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hisoka househusband energy is him doing yard work shirtless in booty shorts and all the other housewives on the street sitting out on their porches with binoculars to ogle him
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i need older sibling illumi who needs personal space to be a teenager being harassed by his younger siblings who have no concept of boundaries
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illumi as a prince locked away in a tower but he fights all the knights that come to rescue him… he likes the solitude
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for me, hisoka and illumi represent two sides of the same coin. that coin? mental illness.
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illumi regularly snoops through hisoka’s things and not just his drawers, like he checks under the insoles of his shoes and crawls into air vents, so hisoka “hides” things in plain sight... illumi’s engagement ring has been sitting on the kitchen counter for 5 months
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sorry but THIS is dilfsoka, this is “i have two kids and one on the way”, this is “i’m dropping the kids off at your parents house so we can have some alone time”, this is KDKFKFIFKJEJEHEHRHFJFJKVKVJVIFIJBRBTJGJGKG HOT ITS JUST HOT
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hisoka is more gay on the outside but illumi is more gay on the inside
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pandemic hisoillu where illumi has important business zoom calls and hisoka keeps walking in and “accidentally” flashing the camera
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do you ever think about how canonically illumi was the person who taught killua to fight and he taught him to always make sure he had the opportunity to run away if necessary, like illumi was a real one making sure killua didn’t get himself killed
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hisoka taking off his bungee gum and texture surprise leaving him blonde haired, blue eyed, freckled and scarred up.. illumi attacks him thinking he’s an intruder…
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hisoka is actually really good at paying taxes, etc. illumi, on the other hand, cannot comprehend why he would “give up” his money to the government. sovereign citizen illumi
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modern au where kikyo hires hisoka to be millukis personal trainer, hisoka “motivates” milluki by threatening to break his belongings, however, once noticing hisoka’s interest in his brother illumi, milluki starts to cockblock hisoka as revenge
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hisoka and shalnark competing to be the most flamboyant queer of the group
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illumi gets hisoka drunk to try and get information out of him about some upcoming jobs that hisoka has ties to, but instead he ends up having hisoka confessing his love for him and crying about how much he loves him
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one of my recent hc’s is that hisoka was probably kidnapped as a child, his mother has been searching for him ever since, but then one day they cross paths and while hisoka doesn’t notice her, she recognizes him because he looks exactly like his father
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hisoka in the heavens arena celebrity mill, i need him and illumi getting paparazzied on one of their “business meetings” aka a date but they’re both in denial, and hisoka reading the paper the next day like “heavens arena’s grim reaper has a new flame???” and he blushes hard
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hisoka and illumi are paired up together a lot in school because hisoka can’t focus to save his life and illumi gets hyper focused on things, they balance each other out
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hisoka’s possessiveness of illumi is so addicting for illumi considering his own family sees him as the first to be sacrificed in any and all situations
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do you think the heavens arena fighters are famous enough to get paparazzi-ed, i just want hisoka absolutely loving the attention until they try to photograph illumi with him and he massacres them
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nsfw
chrollos out here on the black whale thinking it’s his chance to shoot his shot with illumi but illumi won’t stop talking about how good hisoka dicks him down
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illumi is the type of asshole in class that lets all of his hair lay on the desk of the person behind him
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hisoka and alluka dresss illumk up and alluka makes videos of illumi like this and posts them to her tiktok
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hisoka and illumi taking multiple “bathroom breaks” during zoldyck family dinners to fuck in the bathroom
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hisoillu going undercover to a festival where they have a band playing live music and they are waiting for illumi’s target to show up so they dance while waiting, finally the lead singer starts to play a slow love song and dedicates it to “the handsome couple over there”
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hisoka and illumi have a designated night of the week where hisoka is allowed to incorporate magic into sex
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illumi, nearing the age of 25, has managed to scare off all the suitors kikyo has lined up for him, so she hires a nen specialist who finds soulmates, after a brief session with illumi, the specialist identifies his soulmate to be none other than hisoka
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little homeless hisoka sharing meals out of the garbage can with stray cats, they all fall asleep in the gutter together during the cold months
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okay but not illumi having a preference for big muscly men just like his mom
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wait but hisoka and kikyo sharing the same native language and when illumi calls home and speaks to his mother in her language, hisoka smiles to himself bc he knows exactly what he’s saying
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hisoillu knowing each other since they were little kids and hisoka started proposing to illumi when they were small and illumi always said no and it became an inside joke of sorts between them until they are adults and hisoka proposes jokingly but illumi says yes
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i want canon hisoillu to have a baby and hisoka is freaking out about having to pay for college idk it’s just funny to me.. hisoka being moderately more concerned about logistics and illumi being like “baby 🙂”
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there’s nothing more delicious than hisoillu doing progressively more intimate things with each other and vehemently denying their feelings.. let’s get married but in a business partner way...
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illumis type is dilfs, hisoka is an exception, only bc illumi plans to make him a dilf
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the zoldycks host a courtship party for the most powerful underground families since illumi is almost 25, illumi mentions it in passing to hisoka, who immediately gets possessive and shows up uninvited before he can think through the extent of his feelings for illumi
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hisoka agrees to let illumi test his new truth serum on him but only if illumi takes it as well, the serum works well - too well - and they end up getting into an argument and eventually confessing their love to each other
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canon hisoka is like apart of some pottery club or something with a bunch of old ladies and they love hearing his stories and about his life and then he mentions illumi and they can see the way his eyes shine when he talks about illumi so they make bets as to when he will confess
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wait but the only reason we think hisoka is rich is bc illumi gets all his mortal possessions when he dies but like what if he only has like a hundred dollars in the bank and a couple playing cards and illumi is just okay with that
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i like the idea that illumi knew of netero as a child and he despised him from the beginning so every time illu runs into him he just calls him his first name out of spite… i just need netero fake cooing at 4 year old illumi and illumi just being like “hello isaac”
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illumi takes hisoka anywhere outside for prolonged periods of time and has to coat him with spf 5000, hisoka’s that little kid running around with a ghost white face and pool floaties
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i need more “hisoka mistaking kikyo for illumi and blowing their secret relationship” content
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i want to see hisoillu watching the news together, illumi paying attention, looking mildly interested, and hisoka decomposing into the couch beside him
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hisoka’s texture surprise implies some sort of photographic memory on his part, to be able to effortlessly conjure the exact texture and color of skin or text on a page must require a precise image of the subject in ones mind..
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wait actually but i thought about it again and now i’m crying bc hisoka giving illumi everything he owns bc hisoka only cares if illumi remembers him after he’s gone i ..
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on some level, killua is more of a son to illumi than a brother, silva’s parentification of illumi burdened him with the responsibility of raising a child, something he never asked for/was mature enough to handle, so illumi’s “abusive” behavior is just a direct product of that
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hisoka and illumi have like no hygienic boundaries, hisoka will slurp the gum out of illumis mouth after he’s done chewing the flavor out of it
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just thinking about pro gamer milluki and illumi being forced to chaperone him when he goes to events, when they’re there he calls illumi his manager, illumi gladly accepts this title
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still can't shake the fact that hisoka is severely injured underneath all that bungee gum and texture surprise and it's probably going to fuck him up in the long run
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baby illumi was like one of those dogs that you stop paying attention to for like 5 seconds and the next thing you know they are rolling around in mud puddles just absolutely caked in dirt
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