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Kittens with food aggression are so funny . My brother in Christ you are the size of my forearm
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imagine being the warrior of light and every single glimpse into the past you see is something along the lines of this absurdity I’d go mad
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The eorzean alliance: where’s the warrior of light when you need him?!!???
Me absolutely drugged the fuck up on crafting syrup, making 384932884 culinarian deliveries for purple scripts:
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obsessed with ascian fans.
half of them are like “the slight 90 degree arch in elidibus’ mask’s left eye hole is a reference to final fantasy 69 and represents his desperation to fulfil his duty” while the other half are like “emet would participate in recreational bingo night “
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Her: you better not be a cunty frog with a most bizarre feathered top hat when I get there
My whimsical ass:
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kitten, I’m gonna be honest. daddy has no idea what his optimised rotation is.
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if you queue in as a male miqote or female roe you die instantly
The newest alliance raid series is "Echoes of Vana'diel" a collaboration with Final Fantasy XI.
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can you imagine how hard life must be as a delivery moogle. “my package meant to arrive today is late” maam your package is triple the size of my fat little moogle body . My little moogle wings have the consistency of plastic wrap. every day I wake up and my back hurts kupo
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hydaelyn, hovering off the ground in a limitless void in the form of a giant blue crystal: B̶̤̎Ë̸̥̦ ̶̜̠̐N̴̩̈́ͅO̷͎͐̔Ṱ̸͚̊̍ ̵̳̀͘Å̶̱ͅF̴͇̆͌R̷̠̾̎A̴̮̔̏I̷̦̘̽D̴̞͒
me, a level 1 sprout arcanist: ma’am this is the scariest moment of my life
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The tank and the dps when the healer dies towards the end of the fight and no one knows if they’ll kill it in time
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y’shtola was like. Idk 5 when she created this fucking thing
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GIRL HE IS THE BLUNT !
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“slut era” I say as I spend another evening at home logging into ffxiv under the premise of doing my weeklies only to stare in uncomfortably content silence at my funny little character afking in the middle of Limsa lominsa for 5 hours straight
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“im straight” “im gay” okay???? im the end and the beginning??? the drug that gives the wretched meaning????? the answer every soul is seeking???? say my name?? say my name???? sephirot????????
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direct deposit: $1400
me at square enix: bring me the first fantasy
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every girl has had or has a sinister homosexual trying to ruin her life
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when you’re the last one in the Alexander raid to leave and get all the random loot dumped into your inventory
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Stop asking me shit like “if you were transported eorzea would you survive”
A level 1 rat outside the gates of uldah could obliterate a middle aged man with absolutely no background of self defence. Brother . I would just die.
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“Source?” I saw it once in a vision, granted to me by the Echo
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almost got hit by a car the other day and my first thought was “shit. What about My medium house in the lavender beds.” Somethings wrong with me
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do you think that one guy in Japan who has every ff14 achievement in history ever saw the King Bean achievement and decided to finally uninstall
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“would you peel an orange for me” nah. would you purposefully queue as tank or healer so I can level a dps for me
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me in the raid @ the male miqo whm with the ultimate legend tag casting dia as I bleed out at 20% health
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YEAH‼️‼️‼️‼️ BABY BAT FROM FINAL FUCKING FANTASY ‼️‼️‼️‼️
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samurais when the mt dies and the tankbuster locks onto them
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this is what they were feeding the Labyrinthos researchers down there
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emperor xande/elidibus at the top of the crystal tower watching the warrior of light climb all those fucking stairs to fight them
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There’s no way in hell you play red mage and you aren’t just a little bit homosexual
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turning to face the camera and doing this whilst in the middle of Zenos’ eight minute and thirty one second long menagerie speech
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what if baby miqo’te came out of the womb looking like this. What then
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Ultimate spoilers //
“ Oi, who is this— “
“ This guy— “
“HAURCHEFANT’S HERE, “
“HAURCHEFANT ???? “
“ REALLY ?? HAURCHEFANT ??? “
“ HE’S DYING OI HE’S DY— HAURCHEFAN’TS DEAD . HES DEAD HES DEAD HES DEAD “
“ WHERE ?? WHERE ????!? “
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not even lying to you if I saw this flash up in front of me in the middle of my acceptance speech over a project I poured my heart and soul into I would be changing the trajectory of everyones’ lives forever
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me getting frozen in crystal tower when no one melts me out with their fire tether
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pov: you’re watching the main tank in byakko get picked up and slammed into the ground so hard the earth’s crust shatters
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me getting absolutely turnt at the random nightclub event that was advertised in ul’dah shout chat for the 4th night in a row
You are offered $1 million to enter the last video game you played and live for one week, but you must survive as yourself the entire time.
Can you do it?
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no talk me
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me, with all the wrath and fury of a greek god denied the sacrifice of the first born son of my loyal follower, absolutely smiting the shit out of the level 1 ladybug literally just chilling outside uldah:
If you haven’t randomly acted on an urge to ruthlessly slaughter a low level mob with a single tap of a button as a max level job then you are lying through your teeth
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what the hell are they dominating? Other men ?
NEW FF16 CHARACTER ART AND NAMES HAVE BEEN REVEALED!
The Sanbreque Prince is named Dion Lesage, Dominant of Bahamut, and the Waloeder leader is named Barnabas Tharmr, dominant of Odin.
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Ain’t nothing more hilarious than emet seeing a shark for the first time and his reaction being “ WHAT pray tell THE FUCK IS THAT “
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I FUCKING SAW THE GARLEAN INSIGNIA AND SPRINTED FOR HIM
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what if... I was your best friend... and you recently won a trial by combat.... against two members of the heavens’ Ward... and I knew you’d win anyway so I prepared... a black Chocobo I’d raised since birth... to be your steed... as a gift...
Haha just kidding
....unless?
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matsuda san walking onto the stage to announce whatever the fucj he wants
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XIV dev team really said “no we’re not putting younger looking playable characters in because you freaks can’t stop acting like clowns for five minutes” and honestly I appreciate that
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Tips for beginners wanting to play FFXIV!!
1) Dont
2) glamour is unlockable at level 15
FINAL FANTASY XIV Online Starter Edition is free (to keep) on US PSN
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alpha beefing with the 2nd party member over who gets to sit in the side car
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Hydaelyn picking me ass up from some random street market in Limsa
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I. FUCKING. HATE. THE HONEYBEE INN.
The patrons see my bleached blond hair and cashmere turtleneck and shout dance whiteboy dance
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List of people that would risk their life to get wol coochie:
1) Haurchefant Greystone
2) Crystal Exarch
3) Aymeric de Borel
4) That temple knight in Ala Mhigo that says Ishgard Remembers
5) Haurchefant Greystone and Crystal Exarch again
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pov: you’re asking G’raha if he’d like to join you for roulettes
The story of the Bridgerton family began nearly three years ago 🐝 Let us celebrate with holiday merriment throughout the Ton, shall we?
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my day be so fine then boom this round bastard appears on my tl and demands I collect copious amounts of trinkets n doodads
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the warrior of light getting up after plummeting 9357482948585 feet from the sky in byakko’s trial
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I. FUCKING. HATE. ISHGARD RESTORATION.
People see my Starbucks apron and my pentamelded gear and yell craft Catboy craft
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archbishop thordan with the heavens’ ward
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“Would you love me if I was a worm” no. Would you love me if even if I never used any of my DPS skills as a healer.
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(watching the creation magicks of the ancients be influenced by their fears and create entities of pure horror) california girls idk if we can daisy duke our way out of this one
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@ManOfCu46895230
Don’t worry! the guy in white is a comedian called frankie lapenna and he does a lot of skits with his cake out
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therapist: it’s okay. zenos juicy ass mod isn’t real he can’t hurt you
zenos juicy ass mod:
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me lassoing up my clockwork solus and attaching him to the back of my hippo wagon so I can forcibly drag him along on my 2am Uber Eats order runs across the entirety of etheirys
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How would your WoL react to getting a tank buster as a non-tank
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can you imagine being a 8374391938843 year old being who survived a catastrophic end of the world situation that left you one of the sole survivors of an ancient race possessing power no mortal could ever help to comprehend only to get your shit rocked by a twink in high tops
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Corporations once gay pride month is over
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Corduroy CHOCOBO you need to stop. you soothe too well. your comfort too reassuring. your vibe too pleasant. they’ll kill you
Get ready to cuddle with the Corduroy CHOCOBO Plush, the newest addition to our plush series! This comforting plush is ready to soothe you through thick and thin💛
Pre-order here:
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dying to a stupid mechanic and not automatically accepting the rez out of pure shame and embarrassment honestly feels like this i can’t explain it otherwise
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soul crushing disappointment that must be partially concealed for the sake of appearances has now been added to the game
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the croWD IS CALLING HAURCHEFANT HAURCHE-KUN AND ESTINIEN NYAN-SAMA
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girl I’m gonna be honest this looks like an nft
To celebrate
#Endwalker
, we collaborated with multi-platinum superstar
@Sia
on a tribute to our Warriors of Light.
#FFXIV
Watch on YouTube:
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In your darkest hour, in the blackest night, think of me, and I will be with you. Always. For where else could I go? Who else could I love but you?
#WELCOMEBACKSOKEN
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no one:
Absolutely nobody at all:
Black Mages when they’re made to leave their ley lines for .5 seconds so they don’t die:
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me when my mum asks me something but I have my headphones in
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“But you’re skipping the experience” the experience is me on my 4th alt pressing skip cutscene as fast as I can so I can get their tits out in Calvin Klein’s new summer collection my good bitch
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BECAUSE DOWNLOADING FINAL FANTASY 14 ONLINE: A REALM REBORN, THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED MMO BY SQUARE ENIX THAT ALLOWS NEW PLAYERS TO JOURNEY THROUGH THE ENTIRETY OF A REALM REBORN AND THE AWARD-WINNING HEAVENSWARD EXPANSION UP TO LEVEL 60 KILLED MY GRANDMA OK
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I WAS A WIMP BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS
NOW IM A JERK AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME
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FFXIV, a Japanese game, made by Japanese people, mainly catering for Japanese players, adding a patch that revolves around Japanese culture: adds a housing district based off of Japanese architecture
Some whities: LOL IS THIS FOR WEEBS ?
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miqote summoners
OughHeHeHeHe. This Boy Got A Penice On He Head
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