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I'm water, carbon, and a Texan 🇺🇸

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@minombrejonas
Jonas
14 hours
We have far more famous people to lose than any other time in history. Cable television, music technology…. The world got smaller when Ozzy and Hulk were growing in prominence. We’re not losing more - we just have more to lose. This won’t get better. Quite the opposite. 🙏.
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
3 days
I’m in Ireland right now and this is apparently true. We’re miles more put together than these slobs.
@cantguardjake
jxke. 🧸
4 days
“You can always spot Americans in foreign countries”. Yeah man you blend right in at Yellowstone with your child’s medium Armani Exchange shirt, skin tight capri length jorts, and Pumas.
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
4 days
Hot take: Ireland sucks. Weather sucks. Food sucks. Culture… it gets old in about 2 days. The pubs and their beer… it’s the same shit in every town. I’ve had 4 people pick a fight with me because I’m American and they think they can insult my country to my face. I’ll.
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
9 days
Can someone more educated on the region explain why these guys can't stop bombing people?. Israel is 6M people. feels like a midget walking around slapping the face of all the taller folks. Telling them what to do.
@TheInsiderPaper
Insider Paper
9 days
BREAKING: Israel launches massive attack on Syria capital Damascus
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
10 days
I'm a scorpio @Elmo - we pretend to forgive, but we never, ever, EVER forget. 🦂.
@elmo
Elmo
10 days
Thank you for being kind to Elmo and all the people in your neighborhood. Elmo loves you.❤️.
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
10 days
RT @elmo: Thank you for being kind to Elmo and all the people in your neighborhood. Elmo loves you.❤️.
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
11 days
Is Harry Potter worth watching as a reasonable 45 year old man? . My girlfriend hasn't seen any of them either (36) and we're considering starting the series on a long flight overseas. Thoughts? I liked Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings is good. Should we do it?.
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@minombrejonas
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17 days
Elon is trying to get Tesla below 200…. I’m getting quite bullish over here…
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
17 days
Epstein's blackmail apparatus could easily now be Trump's to use. Wouldn't shock me in the least. He's a cutthroat business guy who will win at all costs. Trump doesn't give a shit if we care about a client list, or justice for the victims. doesn't benefit his legacy.
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
17 days
Guys. we all knew that Superman was going to suck the second we saw that loose ass suit. We've been trying to talk ourselves into it for what? Over a year for sure. We need to trust our guts more. đź’Ş.
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
19 days
Just tried signing onto my health insurance to find a specialist. 10 minutes to sign in. New passwords (12 character ones with a combo of hieroglyphics and emojis required), two factor authorizations, then I’m told “you need to download the app” instead of using a browser….
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
22 days
Lots of [expected] freaking out on this platform over the BBB. Does everyone not remember "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it" - Barack Obama. And then your premiums shot up 60%+ and/or you lost your coverage and doctor?. Thought I'd remind everyone of that.
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
23 days
I get where he's coming from - but when does that regulation begin and end?. Disney isn't going to turn childless adults away. So the government enforces this? Guards at the gates?. Slippery slope there, kiddos. Disney sucks. but they aren't in the top 10 of our problems.
@Acyn
Acyn
23 days
Jennings: If you're over the age of 21 and you go to Disneyland or Disneyworld and you don't have children—straight to Alligator Alcatraz, El Salvador.
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
28 days
Don't really watch the NBA anymore, but caught Dallas' new guy Connor Flagg in an interview. Not a good command of the English language, nor is he a gifted orator. I promise you he rubs his head a lot and says "Naw mean" too much. I wouldn't call him back for a second.
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
1 month
I’m not seeing nearly enough Zohan jokes on here… am I the only one that saw this movie? . Emmanuelle Chriqui is in it…. Watch it for her alone…
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
1 month
How long before Socialists turn on the new NYC Mayor and say, “We haven’t tried REAL Socialism yet…. ”.
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
1 month
Shut down the northern border too. We need two walls.
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
1 month
BREAKING: Vancouver just renamed Trutch Street to Šxʷməθkʷəy̓əmsəm Street to be inclusive
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
1 month
If you're trying to watch the Travellers, and a great leaderboard shoot it out on the @PGATOUR - you'll need to stream it from the @CBSSPORTS app. Because @thebig3 geriatric basketball is on right now. and they don't have a clock. The @NBA doesn't have good ratings. but.
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
1 month
Greatest thing about the Cruz/Carlson battle royale - it’ll be forgotten next week. That’s how we roll these days. Remember the Mexican boat crash in NYC? How about the Alcatraz re-opening talk? 🫠.
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@minombrejonas
Jonas
1 month
This reminds me of the scene in The Fifth Element when Gary Oldman's character "Zorg" almost dies from choking on a cherry. 🍒.
@nypost
New York Post
1 month
Prince William’s billionaire pal Sunjay Kapur dead at 53 after swallowing bee during polo match
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