
Jonas
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I'm water, carbon, and a Texan 🇺🇸
DFW/East Texas
Joined March 2011
I’m in Ireland right now and this is apparently true. We’re miles more put together than these slobs.
“You can always spot Americans in foreign countries”. Yeah man you blend right in at Yellowstone with your child’s medium Armani Exchange shirt, skin tight capri length jorts, and Pumas.
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I'm a scorpio @Elmo - we pretend to forgive, but we never, ever, EVER forget. 🦂.
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RT @elmo: Thank you for being kind to Elmo and all the people in your neighborhood. Elmo loves you.❤️.
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I get where he's coming from - but when does that regulation begin and end?. Disney isn't going to turn childless adults away. So the government enforces this? Guards at the gates?. Slippery slope there, kiddos. Disney sucks. but they aren't in the top 10 of our problems.
Jennings: If you're over the age of 21 and you go to Disneyland or Disneyworld and you don't have children—straight to Alligator Alcatraz, El Salvador.
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If you're trying to watch the Travellers, and a great leaderboard shoot it out on the @PGATOUR - you'll need to stream it from the @CBSSPORTS app. Because @thebig3 geriatric basketball is on right now. and they don't have a clock. The @NBA doesn't have good ratings. but.
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