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@milfbrennan

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@milfbrennan
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11 months
[how every bones episode goes] booth: bones we got a murder in virginia brennan: narrow brow ridge indicates male, late 30s early 40s angela: ew i miss when it was about the art hodgins: the larvae indicate the victim had been there for approximately 5 days (1/5)
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funniest thing ive seen today
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@jichuufilms yves is so unserious i love her
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@pushinghoney ryan murphy
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@80el3 no cause i actually gasped the first time i saw this scene
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@lesbiandarcys @honkitkat fr she was so sweet about the whole thing like… yes her “i’m a ally” was a little obnoxious but that’s it
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@milfbrennan
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@byersbff he’s so funny like the kid is one of the main actors in a big show but as soon as it cuts he just casually goes back to being a normal teen like cmon broski 😭
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@milfbrennan
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@kefyzzzzzzz @bugfangz who said anything abt bisexuals...
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@dirt18682656 @lilixnawastaken @golovashkina @itsjojosiwa You can have dated men in the past and still be a lesbian. It’s called comphet
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@GALITZINEFOX "what are we 👉🏾👈🏾"
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say one BAD thing about this show
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@FATALlSM me with regina mills
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@lucyj_ford they were each other's beards
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@milfbrennan
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b&b x happier
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@rubyxnostalgia and another L for harringroves 💗
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@lesbomonet please i was obsessed with their relationship
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@cutiethiccckums All of that for a stinky high school boy
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@shaunasadecki ... wanda and cosmo?
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@milfbrennan
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@janesreputation dear reader ruined it all
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@milfbrennan
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bones is a sitcom
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@milfbrennan
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i'm president of the camille saroyan defense squad!!! NOT ONE BAD FUCKING WORD ON MY BABYGIRL!!!!
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@milfbrennan
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#BRANGELA : if you ever get tired of being known for who you know, you know, you'll always know me
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like i'm laughing so hard at this, i can't even remember what brennan said but?? 😭😭😭😭😭
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@milfbrennan
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thinking about that funny ass bones scene i'm gonna try to find the screenshots
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@milfbrennan
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@slingenthusiast this has to be fake
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@milfbrennan
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the RAW sexual energy i genuinely can't believe this is from the pilot
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@milfbrennan
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goodbye, goodbye, goodbye... you were bigger than the whole sky
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@lesbieverything yves’ impact
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@narlielocke kit can do whatever he wants the boy is 18 who cares if he vapeas
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@krnmustdie @whatisyouralibi bold of you to assume max mayfield has never kissed any girls
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@funnysttwt milevens are losing it i fear
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@odairsbaby if they had a gc it would just be everyone airing their grievances and misty being like ░M░Y░P░ U░S░S░ Y░I░ N░B░I░O ░
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@milfbrennan
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booth and brennan were so fucking unserious for this 😭
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@milfbrennan
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"temperance brennan isn't even that pretty" TO YOU!!! i want her to run me over actually
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@milfbrennan
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hey, looking for new mutuals! rt/like/give a follow if u like: - castle - ouat - bones - harry potter - new girl - why women kill/ginnifer goodwin - b99 - tgp - parks&rec - glee - stranger things - odaat - icarly/victorious/zoey101 and i’ll give you a follow 👀
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@milfbrennan
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they're both fucking awful! hope this helps ❤️
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@wildtiktokss i used to put on my headphones and listen to true crime videos while my ex and i cuddled at night to help me fall asleep 💀💀
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@milfbrennan
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brennan looking annoyed is my favourite kind of gif
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were emily deschanel and david boreanaz fed on set???
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@milfbrennan
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Did we make it? Not a chance.
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@_nerdyowl
Paty. ☕️
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Did we make it? Not a chance.
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"you came" "yup 🤰🏻"
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who is a character that someone hating is an instant red flag for you?
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who is a character that someone hating is an instant red flag for you?
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@milfbrennan
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s1 brennan and angela are my favourite bi4bi couple
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@charIesspring YASSS MY BI STEVE AND SAPPHIC IMOGEN AGENDA ALL IN ONE TWEET I AM BLESSED
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@milfbrennan
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YEAH LIFE'S SO FUN LIFE'S SO FUN GOT MY MINISKIRT AND MY ROLLERBLADES ON
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A DAY IN THE LIFE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS!!!!
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i am so normal about temperance brennan
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@ForAllTime8 no one: yoi:
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WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle
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@darkestflameboy
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WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle
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@milfbrennan
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@i8will so i’m supposed to feel bad for tommy h. now
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season 4 of bones is so insane we really went from "lol brennan wants to use booth's sperm to have a baby" to "BOOTH HAS A FUCKING TUMOR" within 1 episode
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@GALITZINEFOX with all the breeding jokes i should have known you were into mpreg
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i’d die for you you did
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i’d die for you you did
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@sxanqxeen the fact that this was when emma and regina were legitimately trying to murder each other every other day 💀
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brennan and angela definitely had a fbw thing going on before season 1 it's true angela told me herself
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@willthecleric_ @TOZlERISM literally there are screenshots of people saying they hope he dies of aids in season 5
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@s4turnringzz @filmsbygays y’all just be saying anything
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@tyler02020202 speak for yourself i was into harper
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@swiftlydunphy hence the ex" in ex best friends 💀 wth
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@retrogradepath unrelated but finn is so pretty 😭
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@titosoatmilk I'm still convinved i might not know all the lyrics to midnights and its 20 something tracks and it's been a year and a half
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@milfbrennan
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@parafrazis idk where they thought they were going with that 6 nuggets storyline but it was NAWT IT
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@milfbrennan
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seeley booth red flags: - clearly doesn't know how to use a condom - doesn't like cats or dogs - believes in "the system" - thinks the usa is the best country on earth - ex-sniper
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david finally got out of bed y'all @ boneheads
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got a white boy on my roster, he be feeding me pasta and lobster
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@milfbrennan
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looking for more bones mutuals 😔
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just rewatched 3x13… what an episode
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ain't nobody looking at that damn fish
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@bbsqred
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Season 4 Bones is an absolute sitcom. Not a single miss.
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Booth and Brennan vs Sweets and Angela
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booth and brennan really were out here playing tonsil hockey on their first case talking about how they'd date if it wasn't prohibited by the fbi only to deny they found each other hot for 6 years while staring into each other's eyes and breaking up w their SOs for each other omg
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@hoodnymph no fr like god forbid young people do not want to be constantly sexualised by hags
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@milfbrennan
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genuinely can't fucking get over how INSANELY HOT she is like FUCK
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yeah yeah kit connor is cute let’s talk about my mans JOE LOCKE
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I miss them so much
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Hodgins: You have very pretty fingers. Angela: Oh... Thanks. Hodgins: I bet they’d look better wrapped around my- Cam: BIBLE! THEY’D LOOK BETTER WRAPPED AROUND A BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!
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@milfbrennan
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bonjour bonjour ☀️ #LGBTQIASpringiscoming
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@milfbrennan
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i find myself going "war is over" everytime i finish season 6 of bones because 😭😭
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"john francis daley is not coming back for season 10 of bones"
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“temperance brennan is bisexual,” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. as i begin to walk off the stage in shame, someone stands up. “no, they’re right, actually." i look up to see emily deschanel herself.
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@milfbrennan
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Missing her
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sweets is so babygirl coded
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BRENNAN I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS COMPILATION WITH HONEYPIE AS BACKGROUND MUSIC IM SO NORMAL
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explain your username
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@sweetstrustedme
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explain your username
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@milfbrennan
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POV: you’re on a date with zack addy
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@PlPROONEY people tend to forget charlie turned 15 like 4 days ago
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@milfbrennan
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@byirse clearly
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@milfbrennan
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cool people club #HSTWTSELFIEDAY
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@edvinomarpttt i was like "TAKE IT BACK" as soon as they started kissinf
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@milfbrennan
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everyday i'm reminded by the bones fandom and by myself that i am not married to temperance brennan i hate it here
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booth and brennan:
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Unlike Michael Stires, Booth doesn't put Brennan in the basement. He's not afraid of her shine. He lets her bejeweled.
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