mari / every hot overhated female character's defense attorney •
#BRENNAN
: and just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a man named seeley
[how every bones episode goes]
booth: bones we got a murder in virginia
brennan: narrow brow ridge indicates male, late 30s early 40s
angela: ew i miss when it was about the art
hodgins: the larvae indicate the victim had been there for approximately 5 days
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@byersbff
he’s so funny like the kid is one of the main actors in a big show but as soon as it cuts he just casually goes back to being a normal teen like cmon broski 😭
hey, looking for new mutuals!
rt/like/give a follow if u like:
- castle
- ouat
- bones
- harry potter
- new girl
- why women kill/ginnifer goodwin
- b99
- tgp
- parks&rec
- glee
- stranger things
- odaat
- icarly/victorious/zoey101
and i’ll give you a follow 👀
season 4 of bones is so insane we really went from "lol brennan wants to use booth's sperm to have a baby" to "BOOTH HAS A FUCKING TUMOR" within 1 episode
seeley booth red flags:
- clearly doesn't know how to use a condom
- doesn't like cats or dogs
- believes in "the system"
- thinks the usa is the best country on earth
- ex-sniper
booth and brennan really were out here playing tonsil hockey on their first case talking about how they'd date if it wasn't prohibited by the fbi only to deny they found each other hot for 6 years while staring into each other's eyes and breaking up w their SOs for each other omg
Hodgins: You have very pretty fingers.
Angela: Oh... Thanks.
Hodgins: I bet they’d look better wrapped around my-
Cam: BIBLE! THEY’D LOOK BETTER WRAPPED AROUND A BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!
“temperance brennan is bisexual,” i say into the mic.
the crowd boos. as i begin to walk off the stage in shame, someone stands up.
“no, they’re right, actually." i look up to see emily deschanel herself.