mikeash
@mikeash
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Wizard without portfolio
Washington, DC
Joined August 2007
I never used Twitter’s official client and I’m not starting now, so I suppose I’ll be going. Find me at https://t.co/4CvnuwGkfS or wherever good books are sold.
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867 Posts, 80 Following, 774 Followers · Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com
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Here’s Joe Parrish @joecparrish, the Mars Exploration Program Manager at @NASAJPL, on how to protect life on both Mars and Earth.
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Trying again without the obfuscation for any stragglers. https://t.co/4CvnuwGkfS
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867 Posts, 80 Following, 774 Followers · Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com
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If there's one thing I think we can take away from the last few years, it's that nobody — absolutely nobody — is ever playing 4D chess
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To anyone investigating potential TOS violations: this is just a reference to a sailboat part, a friend named Donald, a random web site offering Unix shells, and my own Twitter handle.
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Let's see how smart these new filters are. mast o don . https://t.co/YV6MWcvay4 / @mikeash
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Elon’s brain broke.
@jasondebolt My plane is actually not trackable without using non-public data
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Seconded.
I think one of the things I dislike about c++ the most, is that passing value by reference is invisible at the callsite.
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Reading about AI is a lot more fun if you pretend it’s just a guy named Al.
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Surely this consumer electronics purchase is the one that will finally bring me true happiness.
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Where’s the Swift project going in 2023? @pathofshrines looks ahead with a summary from across the community.
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There’s a lot of exciting work going on in the Swift project, and it’s hard to keep track of it all because it’s happening in many different repositories, pull requests, and forum threads. To give...
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The Twitter meltdown is distracting me from fully enjoying the FTX meltdown.
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Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder!
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Man goes to Doctor. Says his business is failing. Says he fired all employees. Says his customers abandoned him. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great CEO Musk is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…I am Musk.”
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Free speech is where anyone can be "verified" but contradicting your boss gets you insta-fired.
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Where’s my Tough On Crime Lawn Order crowd when it’s a big company violating labor laws?
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flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it
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