I love how #austin metro train says, “doors open…right?” at every stop. #Texas #keepitweird

Something happened during MNF and I went to tiktok instead of Google to search for it. Mark in time.

Everything I know about Fusion power highly suggests we prepare diligently at this point of the game…

Dear @Adobe - can you please buy @wpengine too? #thanks in advance from me & @silverlake_news #cmon #whynot #dxp

Every few years I completely forget the movie Sleepless in Seattle exists then get reminded of it, then I also remember You’ve Got Mail was made with the same plot, characters, and actors only 4 years after in 1998…then I don’t feel so bad.

It was a terrible mistake to not pay @VancityReynolds whatever he wanted for the #QuantumLeap reboot…

Here we go. @DisneyStudios can we please get a reboot of the movie “Twins” but instead of Arnold and Danny we get @TheRock and @KevinHart4real - thanks. #moviescene

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If you’re in inbound marketing, in particularly #seo - if your performance reporting isn’t revenue or profit, you’re wasting my time. No one actually cares how many links or page views they’re getting, stop gaming the easy metrics. #roi #revenue #InboundMarketing #webdev

Woah. I just learned that HTML file inputs can access photos, videos, and audio captured directly by the device's camera and microphone like this:

Bevis & Butthead Seasons 1-3 are on Paramount Plus. You’re Welcome.

Your expectations of people are simply projections of what you imagine you would do in their situation. #deepthoughts #people

The movie ConAir is a cinematic masterpiece, might be the most complete movie ever made. #CinemaCon #movies #nicolascage @CageOnFire

11 Promises from a Manager: a 🧵 1. We’ll have a weekly 1:1. I’ll never cancel this meeting, but you can cancel it whenever you like. It’s your time.

I just ate a cookie I found on the couch, not IN the couch; ON the couch - it’s important we set & maintain healthy boundaries. #parenting #CleaningUp

Think about how numb we are to the amazing things @elonmusk pulls off, like the #gigafactory could serious rise from Earth tomorrow USS Enterprise style & hit Warp 4 into space - people would be mid impressed @JeffBezos goes from 5 day to 2 day delivery & people shit their pants

Last night I explained to my son that you don’t read most books cover to cover in one sitting…he had never heard a more ridiculous thing, starting a book and not finishing it… #parenting #Reading #kids

Turns out, I can almost do my entire leg stretching routine while picking up Legos in the playroom. #kidProblems #legos #extendedPosition

There is currently only 192 Apes in the Villagers of XOLO NFT set One lucky person will win this awesome Ape King from the set (currently around $5k value) All you have to do is follow me and @PlanetXOLO and Retweet Winner will be picked in 48 hours

Think you’re accomplishing things? My 5 year old is 27 moons deep in Mario Odyssey and it’s not even noon! #mario #goals #Nintendo