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certified yapper/ professional procrastinator | sometimes NSFW tweets | 27 | he/him | #BLM #ACAB FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

Joined April 2019
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@nhoodpublicist
The Neighborhood Publicist
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Okay this my last question fr, does Tourette’s impair your ability to offer a sincere apology when you harm someone with your tics?
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@em_Lazzy
Lazzyyyyyy
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Punch, a baby monkey makes the whole internet cry, but babies in Gaza get ignored!!! Same innocence. Same pain. Just not trending enough.
@nadaa01012
NADA 𓂆
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The suffering of children continues 💔 If you see this video, put a dot to break the algorithm.
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We have a very serious shortage of normal people. There’s a shortage of sense. A general lack of shame, and don’t get me started on integrity.
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@acechhh
oatmeal influencer
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me: I killed my wife chatgpt: let’s pause and take a deep breath. You set clear boundaries and responded thoughtfully before reacting
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@Colin_Field_2
Jonothan Jacobo
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Him having a fag walk is all I need to know
@ufc
UFC
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HE'S BACK & BETTER 🫡 @SStricklandMMA gets a massive win at middleweight tonight in the #UFCHouston main event!
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@CurttiMagurtti
Curtti Magurtti
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THIS MAKES ME CRY EVERY FUCKING TIME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 BYEEEEE
@CurttiMagurtti
Curtti Magurtti
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where’s that one screenshot of when someone thought beyoncé was texting them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ts cracks me tf uppppp
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@jaxajueny
JAXIE
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And fuck Chris Brown
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@thatquietboyyy
TopG👽
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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is ??
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the downfall of humanity can all be traced back to when this one tweet was sent
@sama
Sam Altman
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today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: https://t.co/uWra8LKFMN
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@_Gottalovezik
𝒵𝒾𝓀✯
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me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am
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@funkgeny
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homem tem passe livre pra ser medíocre a vontade né
@QGdoPOP
QG do POP
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QUE HOMEM! Bad Bunny durante seu primeiro show no Brasil. 🥵
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@dumbestdyke
kin
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so that was a cop
@dumbestdyke
kin
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something so romantic abt running a red light and the car behind u runs it too
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@_benjvmins_
❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥
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he beat rihanna black and blue. pushed karreuche down a flight of stairs and threatened her life all while stalking her. and those just the two most notable ones. that violent bitch has thrown a brick at his own mommas car. and he got rape allegations. get off your knees ho
@ReignLex1
Reign Lex
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@_benjvmins_ He fought a woMAN who admitted to hitting him first…but I guess
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@sacrificeofvic
victor
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The BBC omitted “free Palestine” from their broadcast of the BAFTAs, which is on a 2 hour delay, but not the part where two Black men were called a racial slur while on stage.
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@BwayBeatNews
The Broadway Beat
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Sad. Just look at those pupils. SUPER dilated. And the clenched paws? You can tell he’s coked to the claws here.
@Variety
Variety
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Paddington arrives at the #BAFTAFilmAwards. View the full gallery: https://t.co/RrDv85dObI
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@callmeMaharani
shayla
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adults be needing therapy and instead they have children tf.
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@juniorkingpp
໊໊
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I really thought this was two people in French fry costumes
@ReddCinema
Redd
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french fry crusted corn dogs
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@simonharley
Simon Harley
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I’m impressed they got a quote from eagles.
@nypost
New York Post
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Famous California bald eagle couple threatened by luxury housing: 'We don't have much time' https://t.co/3J9lqpdpcs
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@Drebae
Drebae
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It’s crazy how humans were literally gifted a planet filled with nature, fruit, water, natural medicine, and sunshine. And yet somehow we said let’s invent bills, debt, political parties, conflict and war 😭😭😭
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@jemelehill
Jemele Hill
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Racial slurs … totally fine.
@FarOutMag
Far Out Magazine
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Akinola Davies Jr’s “Free Palestine” remark cut from BBC coverage of the Baftas 2026 https://t.co/IFVZzKCjZc
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