Mike Pfeil
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Cancer in my dad’s lungs/lymph nodes is regressing. PSA levels dropped from 32 to 5. New medication really seems to be helping.
Small victories before Christmas. ✌🏼
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tender moments between brothers: matthew tkachuk smacking brady in the crotch
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Ref with the live mic yelling "f--ck you! f--ck you!"
Ah yes, this is the stuff I live for.
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@emptywheel
I told my one year old son that John Madden died. He looked up with tears in his eyes and said “I won’t get concussions now. I’m so relieved.” Incredibly powerful moment for me as a father.
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all these health care professionals in the crowd and they aren't stopping the leafs from choking smfh
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just picked up my brand new zach parise jersey at the post office guys lets go wild
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tony deangelo gonna lead the storm surge after a win and it'll be a dramatic retelling of the storming the capitol
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@Sciencenature14
this is the size of the hole my wife Carol made when she left me and my large adult sons
Carol please come back all I have is lean cuisines
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In fewer than 365 days, the Sens will have lost:
- Erik Karlsson (161 days ago)
- Mark Stone (soon)
- Matt Duchene (soon)
- A pick for Jack Hughes or Kaapo Kakko
Remarkable.
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Doug Maclean sharing his thoughts about the Austin Watson appeal is good:
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wow what a great early christmas gift from my girlfriend whom loves me dearly
can't wait to wear this to devils games
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July 1 2016:
Kyle Okoposo - 7 Years/ $42M
Troy Brouwer - 4 Years/ $18M
David Backes - 5 Years/ $30M
Milan Lucic - 7 Years/ $42M
Frans Nielsen - 6 Years/ $31.5M
Loui Eriksson - 6 Years/ $36M
Andrew Ladd - 7 Years/ $38.5M
All of these were bad immediately or ended up very bad.
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Milan Lucic goes for the hit and Marino simply moves out of the way lmao
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I CHIMED IN WITH “HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF SCORING SOME GODDAMN GOALS”
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Scott Oake: "But has it ever crossed your mind that maybe you should show a Norris trophy winner and a Stanley Cup champion more respect?"
Tkachuk: I show Gio respect, he's a Norris trophy winner.😏
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Extremely here for Klim Kostin. The sport is so much better when we let these kids be themselves.
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there were actually 14 avs players on the ice
maybe cooper has a point
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I love this city and the media who cover the teams. Truly remarkable.
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SHOUT OUT TO MY DAD WHO HAS NO NEW CANCER GROWTH AND THINGS ARE BEING MANAGED AS WELL AS THEY CAN BE
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@DarrenDreger
nhl broadcasts after the NFT deal:
gambling ad
gambling ad featuring wayne gretzky
commercial showing brady tkachuk buying a nft
gambling ad
gambling ad
gambling ad
gambling ad
gambling ad
gambling ad
cautionary ad from brady tkachuk screaming "my ape was stolen"
gambling ad
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Islanders have a combined cap hit of $20.45M this season wrapped up in:
Leo Komarov
Andrew Ladd
Cal Clutterbuck
Casey Cizikas
Valterri Filppula
Matt Martin
Hockey is truly a beautiful game
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Don Cherry ripping Kessel because Cherry hates fun, personality, Americans, and just about everything else on Earth that he can't pronounce.
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@FriedgeHNIC
elliotte friedman is a hockey insider with an affordable cap hit who often takes his calls at the most inopportune times
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I gotta say it fucking sucks watching your dad die slowly over the last four years.
He’s wasting away, his mobility is gone, and he’s a shell of the man I grew up idolizing.
Fuck cancer.
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Really disappointed with Mike Hoffman’s tenure as a Shark. 0-0-0 stat line for a guy making that kind of money.
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Hearing a juicy rumor involving John Tavares:
He will select a team and play for them.
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find it absolutely weird that we're letting these two dork chartmakers post about morals of drug use and @'ing NHL media like this is an opportunity to grow their twitter account
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very excited for the 2029 trade deadline analyst room:
dart guy
cat shit guy
a fan from nashville who had sex with a catfish thrown on the ice
john shannon
and making their debut "fan who ate the ashes of his deceased grandparents if the oilers rebuild finally ended"
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hockey twitter has devolved into four camps:
- "I don't like this"
- "Jim Matheson rules"
- Player is being talked about (maybe they got waived or accidentally got a skate stuck in their butthole) so heres a chart
- why can't more hockey players kiss
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"Once we got that lead, we knew we were gonna fuckin' get it."
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@CBCLondon
my son watches paw patrol and now he runs around the house screaming "fuck the working class"
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love that fox sports tennessee is honest about their humanitarian efforts of rescuing PK Subban
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hearing robin lehner was spotting laughing manically outside of marc andre fleury's house. he pulled out his phone, opened up twitter, and pressed it against the window while the fleurys ate breakfast.
that's how fleury learned he was traded
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/nhl player is murdered on ice by another player
ref: ya no penalty here
/player has jersey tucked into pants
ref: two minutes, fuckface
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Imagine looking at Tom Wilson and saying "Man, for a guy who has averaged seven goals a season you gotta pay him $5.17M AAV at least."
This is remarkable.
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How To Derail The New York Islanders:
1. Let Okposo/Nielsen walk
2. Invest $77.25M in Ladd/Chimera/Cizikas/Clutterbuck
3. Waive Halak
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Good NHL 19 expansion ideas:
- Hold out for a contract mode: where most gameplay is my player skating overseas and practicing
- GM fired, gets job as TV analyst mode: where my GM goes on TV and says questionable things
- Late in career mode: get cut from PTO, play in Europe
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Fun year, crap ending.
Met a lot of nice folks, saw some really amazing hockey , went to a game with my dad before cancer takes him, and got to watch my boyhood idol have his number retired right in front of me.
It was a journey so let's do it again next season.
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